Did you feel that shift in the wind this today? That was when we got the confession apology letter from Kristen Stewart, dedicated to everyone she upset after cheating on Robert Pattinson with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. That subtle but visible change in temperature was due to all the Twihards losing their FREAKING MINDS.
And now it’s starting.
This will be our life for the next couple days — nay weeks — people. Reaction videos, top ten lists about why Kristen sucks or rocks and parodies about her awkwardness (which I happen to love). Experts will theorize about how they saw it coming through the couple’s stiff body language, cursive handwriting and “telling” facial expression. This is the state of pop culture people…
Through all the media cacophony there’s at least one reasonable voice. Okay, it’s not really reasonable at all. In fact, this video from nuttymadam3575 is just a sampling of the reaction videos to come. We’d just like to remind everyone that Kristen Stewart is in fact a different person than Bella Swan and that Robert Pattinson is not ACTUALLY Edward Cullen. Kay, glad we sorted that out.
Try to identify the language these angry Scottish people are speaking. If you guessed English, ding ding ding, you’re right!! This troubled couple visited the Jeremy Kyle show to talk about their obvious problems and attempt to reconcile (I think). Subtitles would be helpful. All I know is he lied about cheating 12 times!
Now we know why Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split.
Schwarzenegger has recently admitted to fathering a child more than a decade ago with a longtime member of his household staff. Talk about a scandal.
Not only did the woman work in his family home for over twenty years, but she also remained working for the couple 10 years after giving birth to the child.
Schwarzenegger has released a statement:
“After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.
“I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time. While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not.”
As for the woman who worked for them, she said:
“I wanted to achieve my 20 years, then I asked to retire,” she said, adding she received a severance payment and “left on good terms with them.”
This is a classic scandalous hollywood story. At least Schwarzenegger had the decency to assume financial responsibility for the child, instead of simply abandoning it. But the fact that this was all happening under Shriver’s nose for almost ten years is a little painful to hear.
Looks like her hit anthem, “Before he Cheats,” hits Carrie Underwood a little more personally than many may have assumed.
In an interview with InStyle, the American Idol winner admits that she has been cheated on, but she refuses to name who did it to her.
“I’ve been cheated on a time or two. It’s tough. I wouldn’t recommend doing any property damage, though,” she says, in reference to her hit single.
“Now I’m to the point where you get one shot. Life’s too short.”
“I’m a ‘let it go, move on’ kind of person. And ice cream is my friend. If anybody sees me eating a sundae and I look unhappy, something bad has happened. I am drowning my sorrows in fudge and caramel and whipped cream,” she says.
