Around this office, we were somewhat impressed by the guy who opened a beer bottle with a chainsaw. But these guys turn the beer bottle-opening business into an entire art, showing off how can crack cold ones open with wheelchairs, hammers, skateboards, sticks, skin, a plank of wood and more.

That’s not to say all the beer they open is drinkable — some of them are cracked in half or fizzy from all the shaking — but it’s pretty impressive nonetheless.

Watch it here:

Here’s a guy opening a beer with a chainsaw…. that’s nice. Now let’s go back to our lives. And if you’re in cottage country right now, I don’t recommend trying it unless you have a lot of time on your hands.