Sometimes, those big cameras at NBA games catch more than the action on the court. But this time, instead of focusing their attention on a fan with a gigantic sign, they turned to this guy who won’t give his girlfriend some of his ice cream.

Luckily for us, his act of relationship injustice wasn’t passed over. Former NBA player and current basketball analyst Chris Webber breaks the moment down for our amusement play by play, including some doodling.

“That there, she’s going, ‘Oh, no you didn’t!’” Webber joked.

Oh yes, he did and now he’ll have to pay for it later.

A few guys decided to dip packs of potato chips in laxatives and feed them to a bunch of seagulls on the beach. You know when one comes down, they all tend to follow. The birds ate up all the chips and took off, leaving them to fly over pooping on all the people enjoying a day by the water. I guess it’s clear to say that they had a pretty crappy day.