My biggest pet peeve in life is seeing somebody text in the movie theatre. From those flashing lights glaring into my face, it not only disturbs me, but also the rest of the audience inside the room.
So what happens when you try to politely tell this annoying person to stop what they’re doing without a hint of being rude? THEY KEEP DOING IT!!!
So in sympathy for this cat, I think he/she deserves to have a bit of fame on this website. I’m sure this cat has to deal with a lot of bullsh*t from his companion for sitting on the remote all the time. So a note to the other cat, get the EFF off already!
Cat, meet snow. Snow, meet cat.
When jefcharles returned home from work the other day he checked outside to see if there were any cat paw prints. There weren’t. So he thought it was about time he introduced his cat Fletcher to snow and film the results.
“Okay, here I go… Arch my back, flex out my claws and look menacing. Man I’m gonna scare her so bad. Just a little bit forward and POUNCE,” signed, Jerk Cat.
Cats are animals with a variety of talents. From jumping onto tall counters to bullying humans into doing chores for them, cats can also dance to dubstep.
From watching this video, it’s pretty clear dancing comes naturally to this kitty. I mean, check out those pupils!
Aren’t they adorable?? These two cats definitely know the meaning of “sharing is caring.” Both kitty’s take turn eating out of one bowl, as one kitty swipes it from the other when he feels it’s his turn!
This cat has her very own doorbell so she can wander outside with the other Tomcats at night and return by politely demanding entrance into her owner’s home. Look at her an her manners! She’s like the feline version of Emily Post.
Sometimes cats insist on being pet.
This begging cat really wants some love!
Some cats ask rudely (stop shouting!). Read more…
Look, cats can give us humans are hard time. But these little chicks are simply not having it and ganging up on the poor guy!! This cat’s so helpless, you just want to cuddle up with him/her. Not even the stink eye will get those meanies away!!
Usually, animal lip-dub videos can either be brilliant or an absolute fail. It depends on if the narrator can embody the particular animal that they are portraying. In the video “Cats playing patty-cake,” the creators seem to do an awesome job at embodying a quarrel between two cats. The felines begin a civil game of patty cake, which quickly turns sour when one cat randomly drops his paws. Chaos ensues.
“Oooh, it spins!” is what I imagine this cat was thinking when he saw the magical mechanism that is the toilet. I thought cats were supposed to be afraid of water, especially the menacing kind that gets sucked into a deep, dark abyss (ew). Nope, the cat in this PETSAMI video is clearly fascinated by the ways of the toilet. He perches himself rather curiously on the edge of the bathtub and watches fondly as the toilet performs its single purpose in life: to wash our sorrows away. Oh, if only the cat knew that his latest fascination is really a vessel of expelled things.
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All these years we’ve been wondering why our crappy printers have been breaking for no reason, it’s probably because your curious cat jammed it up with his probing paws. All these cats must be thinking: “WTF is that strange demon box that’s making noises and birthing papers? I MUST DESTROY IT.”
Although cats are relatively self-sufficient, when they do want something they’ll let you know. They’ve developed a bit of a reputation for being rude and sadistic. This cat on the other hand, doesn’t want to bother anyone. She just wants to be pet by her owner, but he’s watching TV so she takes the high route and asks… politely.
What a hardxcore kitty cat.
Air drumming along to Thy Art is Murder’s “Remove This Poison,” this cat must be quite experienced in playing instruments as his face seems so apathetic to the whole situation.
Maybe he should take some pointers from the Grumpy Cat. I think they would get along really well!
The world has fallen in love with Tardar Sauce the grumpy cat (you might know him as Tard), but according to The Soup’s Joel McHale (who actually speaks cat fluently) Tard has a message for the Redditors who made him famous: “I’m not pretty happy, my name is Tardar Sauce. Would yo be happy if you were named after a dipping sauce for fish or named after any sauce for that matter? My life is a joke. F*ck you Reddit.”
So there you go Reddit, straight from the cat. Is Tard’s angry stare the result of adorable bone structure or a deeper existential crisis?
Watch it here
If your cat is like mine, he’s constantly hopping on this counter and that couch, curious to see if there’s anything interesting to swat around. Here’s a surefire way to prevent them from doing that: This guy placed sheets of hair removal paper around a papaer towel with food on it. He lured them into the trap and naturally, the cat that took the bait flipped out.
Really though, I don’t recommend doing this — it’s just plain cruel. Those hair removal strips are painful!!
This cat just doesn’t give a f*ck, and it’s the perfect attitude for death metal. His owner helped the fat cat drum along to Thy Art Is Murder’s “Whore to a Chainsaw.” Previously, the same fat cat took on Oceano.
While my cat lounges like a beached seal all day on his favourite chair, this badass cat parties with his bros. His owners lovingly attached a GoPro cam to his neck to see what he got up to all day while they weren’t home.
Turns out, the little guy can drive, drink booze, work a switchblade and party at a local strip joint. His whole trip is fittingly set to a cover of Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch.” What does your cat do all day while you’re at work or school?
Watch it here
You’d think this cat would be frightened at the prospect of being stuck in a toy crane machine but he just doesn’t give a f*ck. The hygienic feline seems more concerned about being clean than the giant crane dangling above his head.
This cat is more dedicated than most people. While many struggle to get up in the morning and clock in an hour on their treadmill, this cat is super gung-ho about his daily routine. He’s unstoppable. Although he can’t keep up with his owner for the full cycle, when she slows it down for his he walks right back on.
What kind of Salem witchcraft is this? A black cat and owl were caught chilling together like regular BFFs, bouncing on tree branches, roaming through the grass and chasing after each other. There were a couple close calls when it looked like the cat was going to swat the poor owl’s face off or catch him mid-flight, but it was all in good fun.
Watch it here
