As soon as I saw this video I had to send the URL to my mom and get her opinion on whether it was realistic to start hunting for a cat-sized sombrero hat for our family cat Farley. His heart can be cold sometimes and I just feel like a festive head-topper and bike pedal would make him happier.
If anyone knows where to find such a hat, please let me know in the comments.
This cat is more dedicated than most people. While many struggle to get up in the morning and clock in an hour on their treadmill, this cat is super gung-ho about his daily routine. He’s unstoppable. Although he can’t keep up with his owner for the full cycle, when she slows it down for his he walks right back on.
Colonel Meow, gigantic fluffball and Internet celebrity, refuses to be trained or tamed. The wild-haired kitty and bully released a short video, showcasing his daily workout routine.
He wrote the following, terrifying message on YouTube: “I’m comin’ for you birdies…I’m comin’ for you.” Since then, all the adorable robins nesting in his backyard have been forced to relocate. Although Colonel Meow doesn’t have the most stealthy hunting techniques (check out that fur), you can tell from this routine that he’s pretty intense.
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You’re either born a cat person or a dog person. I think it’s pretty clear where this baby’s allegiance will lie.
One way to make these adorable Internet kitties’ sneezes EVEN CUTER is to synch them with dubstep beats like Franco Spahie’s “Critical Hit Damage.” It’s like that old saying, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Actually, I’m not really sure if that saying applies to the video but you really can’t argue against dubsneezing being applied to every animal on the Internet. It’s dayam adorable. And it proves that you can make music out of anything.
I find this so-called “Covers Game” enchanting, because if I tried to play it with my cat before bed every night sh*t would go down differently.
See, when this girl puts her covers up and blocks her face the cat named Pigs leaps forward in a playful way. She laughs and smiles and Rod Stewart starts playing and they’re just two peas in a pod. If I tried to play this with my cat Farley, he’d vengefully bound forward and I’d start laughing until I saw his fangs were out and realized he was actually trying to kill me.
Nonetheless, this game is still ADORBZ even if I can never attempt a similar bedtime routine without getting major cut eye and minor injuries.
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I always assumed my cat in Ottawa named Earl Grey of Gloucester is the most patient cat in the world, considering how she put up with my two roommates and I, who
aggressively lovingly hugged and chased her. Occasionally we’d even force her to join spontaneous dance parties but she’d usually just jump out of our arms, scratch a piece of furniture to piss us off and run to a dark corner in the closet and plan revenge. It sounds bad, but I promise you she’s the nicest and happiest cat ever.
Anyway, after seeing this video I changed my mind and decided THIS cat is the most patient in the world. The cat, named Bill Murray, endures his drunk owner who made a video of him singing “Black Hole” by Give Zombies The Vote to him.
I’m not sure if Bill Murray is senile and doesn’t notice what’s happening or if he’s completely used to erratic behaviour and was bored by the serenade, but he easily wins the award for most patient cat.
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What can’t cats do? This little bugger taught itself to use the water cooler. I’m not sure if perhaps it just has terrible owners that don’t put out enough water during the day, or if this is just it’s preference of how it likes to drink water. Either way, I’m never drinking out of a water cooler again.
I wish my grumpy cat Suki was as pensive as Henri. Whenever I look at her, I assume she’s plotting my death or world domination. Probably both.
Henri the existential cat gives my cat a run for her money in his new enlightening video Politique. The cat explains (in fluent French, no less) that animals of his kind are ready to rule the world. We’ve been following Henri for quite some time now, like when he received an open love letter from his secret admirer. Perhaps he wants to impress his feline friend with his political wisdom?
Don’t worry, this isn’t some misleading title like Two Girls One Cup that causes your eyes to burn so when you get up to run away you end up walking into a door and pull a muscle in your neck. When we say “two cats and a banana box” we really mean it. The entirety of this two minute video is devoted to two black and white cats named Chibi-bang and Mimi, playing with a cardboard box… it really is true, sometimes the box is way more interesting than what’s inside.
A couple days ago we were graced with a new grumpy cat named Tard. It’s often difficult to tell whether the furry feline is happy, angry or a combination of the two. Though we’re not quite ready to give up Maru or Henri as our favourite Internet cats, if Tard keeps up her grumpy misdemeanour, they could have some fierce competition. I’d love to see an Internet cat convention with these three stars meeting for the first time. Someone please make it happen.
You might watch this video and think “ah, man, this cat isn’t grumpy. What a jip! Sure, there’s no hissing, scratching, hunching of the back etc. but you can just see the grumpiness in her eyes. And it is awesome.
The only thing more awesome is that her name is Tard.
Here at ANDPOP, we pride ourselves in bringing you the very best of cat videos. Now we present the mother of the genre, that combines nearly every good cat video IN HISTORY. It’s no mere viral video, it’s a comedy, tragedy, drama and horror. Compilariz we bow down to your cat compilation skills.
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