Dog: [talking to himself] You’re a brave dog. You can do this. Just ask if she wants to be friends. [To cat] Hey! Did you…

Cat: NO. GET AWAY FROM ME! [slaps dog]

Dog walks away.

Cat: Yeah, you keep walking bud—NO! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU.

Dog: I’m going! I was going to get a drink over here anyways.

And this is what happens when guys fail to pick up girls at bars.

Some people assume dogs are tougher than cats because they look bigger and stronger, but from my experience of having one of each, cats will always win in a fight because they’re major douchebags. This video of Jaspers the cat and Sponge the black lab only proves my point, as the cat slaps his beloved family member 53 times in the face.