By Jasmine Williams
It looks like the honeymoon is over for Snooki and JWoww. After returning from a less-than-stellar vacation in Cancun, reality hits the girls hard. Snooki’s wondering whether she should live with JWoww; JWoww’s wondering if she should stay with Roger; Jionni’s wondering if Snooki will make a good mother; I’m wondering if I can rock their red hair extensions. My life needs more drama in it. Obviously.
Here’s what I learned on this week’s “Snooki and JWoww.”
1. Snooki is being a great friend to JWoww, even though JWoww wasn’t really there for her. Snooki going to Spring Break, which everybody knows is a tequila-soaked hot mess, while pregnant and therefore sober, was a bad idea. Let’s just establish that fact now. But, JWoww could have made it easier by not partying and drinking every night because that’s what good friends are for. Snooki was definitely the better BFF in this episode, consoling JWoww while her boyfriend was being a real buttface to her. And speaking of Roger…
2. He definitely crossed a line. It seems that JWoww, despite being a total fox, is really insecure. Every time Roger breaks plans with her, she freaks out and starts screaming and crying. I’m sorry, but no guy wants to hang out with that girl. But, Roger isn’t helping the situation by comparing their relationship to Snooki and Jionni’s and saying that she deserves to be with her ex. That was a low blow. JWoww might have some issues, but Roger’s making it worse by being so mean to her. This relationship needs to end and soon.
3. Snooki and JWoww are incapable of being mature, anywhere. After all of the drama, the girls let off some steam at JWoww’s cooking class. Instead of being mature adults, they giggle because the pasta they roll looks like an uncircumcised penis. And then they hit each other with it. Does anybody else feel bad for the other people in the class?
What’s the first place you think of when you think rehab? Why it’s Mexico of course. You would only assume the drug capital of the world would have a fantastic rehab program. Well, that’s Brooke Mueller’s thoughts at least.
TMZ reports that Brooke is heading to Cancun (a nice relaxing town without distractions) to a facility that specializes in using a special drug that is illegal in America. The drug is called Ibogaine and it comes from the iboga plant. Some studies suggest that it stops addiction to alcohol, cocaine, methadone and heroin.
We honestly wish Brooke the best of luck, but we do see some issues with the plan. Most notably a treatment facility in Cancun seems out of place, and we are skeptical about this drug. Nevertheless at this point Brooke should be open to anything, considering she is walking around town with a crack pipe. So the good news is this treatment can’t make her condition any worse.
If you’re into shows like Survivor and Pimp My Ride, then you’ll be upset to hear that the producer for such shows is detained in Mexico after the search for his missing wife reached a gruesome conclusion.
Eonline.com reports that the three-time Emmy nominated TV producer, Bruce Beresford-Redman was taken into police custody this morning after the body of his wife, Monica, whom he reported missing on Tuesday, was found in a sewer near the couple’s resort in Cancun.
A regional police spokesman confirmed the detainment of Beresford-Redman, but did not give information on Monica’s cause of death. However, media reports from Mexico have cited strangulation.
Here’s the story so far, according to Eonline.com:
It looks like this werewolf is transforming into a more human hero.
Taylor Lautner has just been cast as a college student who will travel to Cancun with a girl on spring break with Summit Entertainment’s latest investment. On his road to becoming an elite soldier, Lautner’s character experiences an injury, forcing him to put his dreams on hold. It turns out his early career anticipation may help him in the end. According to perezhilton.com, the young stud will be forced to save his friend and her group of girls who have been taken hostage by a drug cartel.