It’s hard to fight crime when you’ve got sex on the brain. If Bruce Wayne thought a little harder about Miranda’s betrayal at the end of The Dark Knight Rises, you’d think he’d be hurt. Turns out, he would just want to go at it with her ALL NIGHT over again (bam chika wow).

In this sketch by CollegeHumor, Batman Badman is about to take down the evil Bane when Miranda swoops in and stabs him. Instead of getting a couple minutes for her closing monologue, they engage in an awkward conversation about their sexual history. Superheroes can be confused to, you know?

We don’t know how Adam West got around this one but he managed to list himself as Bruce Wayne in the phone book. The resident is listed as “Wayne Bruce (Millionaire) and if you go to Batman under the residential listings it sends you directly to West Adam. Even better, Batman is listed as a crime fighter, coming right before Crisis Intervention Services.

He didn’t list a number but if he did, I wonder if he’d get many serious calls.