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Heckler to Bristol Palin: ‘Your Mother’s A Whore’

andPOP Staff — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 15:15:20 +0000

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Britsol Palin got more than she bargained for last night when filming her reality show. While riding a mechanical bull (we are not kidding) a man yelled, ”Your mother’s a whore.”

He also shouted, ”Did you ride Levi like that?”

Bristol confronted the man, and he called Sarah “evil” — and Bristol replied, “Is it because you’re a homosexual and that’s why you hate her?”

The man responded, “Pretty much … and why’d you say I’m a homosexual?”

Bristol shot back — “Because I can tell you are.”

Either way, she does ride a mechanical very well.

Dr. Drew Tells Bristol Palin That She Was Raped

andPOP Staff — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 15:20:20 +0000

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Bristol Palin will be sitting down with Dr. Drew on his HLN show tonight, where he tries to convince her that she was raped by Levi Johnston.

“In California, that would be a rape. Is it the same in Alaska?” he asks, which Bristol awkward replies that she didn’t know. She also tries to defend Levi’s actions.

Drew keeps pushing by saying, ”Did it feel like rape?” Bristol says nothing. “Now remember what kids do is they try to make it right by justifying what happened…”

The entire interview airs tonight on HLN. What do you think? Was Bristol raped or is that too much of a stretch. Levi is certainly a douchebag and a sleaze, but calling him a rapist might be a tad unfair.

Video: Hilarious Bill Maher Rant Against Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

andPOP Staff — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 21:13:48 +0000

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It’s always very refreshing to hear Bill Maher speak. The guy doesn’t have any filter and you can always depend on him for speaking the truth (well his version of the truth).

In the clip below, Maher talks about crazy people, focusing on Sarah Palin and her inbred family, and Michele Bachmann. He makes comments about “sexism,” along with bashing Newsweek magazine. He also can’t understand why Palin and Bachmann get some much attention (well he does actually understand why – they are attractive women).

Anyways like him or hate him, Maher shares some interesting perspectives.

Levi Johnston’s Sister Mercede Johnston Posing for Playboy

andPOP Staff — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 17:09:05 +0000

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You can bet if it has anything to do with the Palin entourage, it will be classy and tasteful. And we think Mercede Johnston will have a very classy and tasteful spread in Playboy, along with a page turning article.

Mercede is of course the sister to Levi. And Levi you may recall knocked up Bristol, Sarah Palin’s daughter. Page Six reports in the Playboy article, Mercede is outspoken of the Palin family, and the treatment of Levi. She is also vocal on her blog http://mercedejohnston.blogspot.com/, where she badmoutha the Palins. In a recent comment on Bristol’s book, Mercede says, “Bristol misnamed her book. It should read ‘Not Afraid of Lies.”

Anyways, we hope Mercede milks her 15 minutes of fame, and doesn’t over do it on the meth. Plus we will hopefully see her in a few years on Celebrity Boxing! Is that show even still around?

Shocking News – Bristol Palin Was Drunk When Levi Johnston Took Her Virginity

andPOP Staff — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:08:50 +0000

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Oh how we love this family, and their continual dedication to being publicity whores, and their complete lack of talent and grace.

Bristol Palin appeard on Good Morning America this morning to discuss how Levi Johnston “stole” her virginity while she was drunk and underage.

“That’s what it felt like,” Bristol told GMA’s Robin Roberts. “I’m not accusing Levi of date rape or rape at all … I should have never been underage drinking.”

“I should have never gotten myself in a situation like that.”

This is of course shocking news for everyone. We always thought Bristol was responsible and level headed, and we always thought Levi was a delicate and upstanding young man.

We also recently thought that the Earth was flat.

Bristol Palin Arizona House for Rent

andPOP Staff — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 17:46:56 +0000

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Here is a once in a lifetime opportunity you CAN afford to pass up. Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is putting her Arizona house up for rent, and it only costs $1,400 per months, reports Realtor.

Bristol was supposed to live at the house while attending Arizona State University, however she has committed to living in H0llywood and being on reality TV. The house was purchased last December for $172,000.

Bristol – our suggestion to you is stay in the Arizona home, and go back school. Seriously, do you want to become an ignorant moron like your Mom?

Bristol Palin Admits To Face Surgery, Claims It Was ‘Medical’

Christian Allaire — Wed, 11 May 2011 19:14:09 +0000

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With many noticing her new ‘look,’ Bristol Palin is finally admitting that she had work done, E Online reports.

The 20-year-old is admitting that she got some work done to her jaw. But Palin claims it was done for medical reasons, not to improve her appearance.

“I had corrective jaw surgery,” she tells ‘US Weekly,’ saying she went under the knife back in December 2010 shortly after her ’Dancing With The Stars’ exit.

“Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons…so my jaw and teeth could properly realign. I don’t obsess over my face,” she insists.

Palin says she’s happy with her new face. So are we.

“I am absolutely thrilled with the results,” she says. “I look older, more mature, and don’t have as much of a chubby little baby face!”

If you look at the before and after pictures it’s so obvious she had surgery, so I’m glad she actually owned up to it. I don’t agree, however, that it was done for medical reasons. I mean, last time I checked, when doctors did jaw work they also didn’t remove chin fat and give you a prominent jaw line. But hey, I’m no doctor. She looks good though.

Bristol Palin To Star In New Reality Show

Christian Allaire — Mon, 09 May 2011 18:45:35 +0000

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Great……

Bristol Palin, daughter to the infamous Sarah Palin, is set to star in a new reality series alongside her ‘Dancing With The Stars’ castmate Kyle Massey, reports Perez Hilton.

Palin and her son Tripp will be moving in with Massey and his brother Chris, from ‘That’s So Raven.’ The group will be filmed on the BIO show working for an unnamed charity.

“Bristol is the kind of personality BIO is drawn to. Her personal life has been playing out in the media for several years but this will be the first time she’s opening up her real life, with her and son and her friends the Massey brothers,” says Executive Vice President of Programming for A&E and the BIO Channel David McKillop.

Okay. Well, at least they are doing it for charity, so it’s not completely useless. But I think the charitable think to do here, Bristol, is to stop appearing on my television set.

Bristol Palin Gets Book Deal

andPOP Staff — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:46:30 +0000

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Bristol Palin has a book deal, which is surprising because we didn’t think she knew how to read. Fox News reports Bristol has signed with William Morrow to publish “Not Afraid of Life,” to come out this summer. Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins, announced Tuesday that the memoir would provide “an inside look at her life.”

“Bristol gives readers an intimate behind-the-scenes look at her life for the first time, from growing up in Alaska to coming of age amid the media and political frenzy surrounding her mother’s political rise; from becoming a single mother while still a teenager to coping as her relationship with her baby’s father crumbled publicly — not once, but twice,” according to Morrow.

“Bristol talks about the highs and lows of her appearance on ABC-TV’s ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ including the aching hours of practice, the biting criticisms, and the thrill of getting to the show’s finals,” Morrow announced. “She speaks candidly of her aspirations for the future and the deep religious faith that gives her strength and inspiration.

So how will this book be written? There is no way Bristol can write beyond a Grade 4 level. However, nobody with an intelligence above a Grade 4 level would be dumb enough to read this book.

Bristol Palin Writes Memoir

Megan MacKay — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 00:57:01 +0000

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This is an example of why teenage pregnancy is bad!

Just when you think you’ve seen the last of the Palins, at least until 2012, 20-year-old Bristol churns out 304 pages of pure, uncensored memoir!

Yes, that’s right. The queen of all teen moms has officially signed a deal with publishing house William Morrow & Co. to release the “Untitled Bristol Palin Memoir,” a riveting tale of televised dancing competitions, evil exes posing in Playgirl, and having a child named after an uncommonly specific verb.

Sounds relatable!

The book is listed on Amazon and can be preordered to ensure you get your very own copy for the June 21^st release.

Memoirs are written for one of four reasons: to quell nostalgia, to boost egos, to stuff pockets, or to celebrate an important person’s life. We wonder what Bristol’s motivation was… hmm…

Bristol Palin Cancels Sex Talk after Student Backlash

andPOP Staff — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 19:26:51 +0000

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This is an example of why teenage pregnancy is bad!

Birstol Palin is not getting the love she thought she had. Ms. Palin was initially asked to speak at Washington University in St. Louis, but students have threatened to protest if she shows up, reports TMZ.

The talk was cancelled according to the University “because of the growing controversy among undergraduates over the decision to pay for [Bristol's] talk with student-generated funds.” Bristol who is an advocate to avoid teen pregnancy was supposed to give a brief lecture on abstinence (how ironic).

Anyways, it’s interesting to see Bristol is as hated in some circles as her Mom. Additionally, if Bristol has anywhere the same intelligence and public speaking skills as her Mom, Washington University was just saved from a really dumb speech.

There Goes the Neighborhood: Bristol Palin Makes the Move to Arizona!

Megan MacKay — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 14:40:42 +0000

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Looks like the Dancing With The Stars checks finally cleared!

Bristol Palin and her son Tripp have finally made the move to Arizona after much public discussion. Palin purchased a home in Maricopa, AZ, for about $172,000, half of what the house was worth 3 years ago. Palin paid cash for the 4,000 square foot five bedroom home.

Bristol will have to watch her step in her new neighborhood for a little while at least – she lives barely a hour’s drive from the mass shooting that took place in Tuscon on Saturday, a shooting that some fault her mother, Sarah, of being an indirect instigator.

Though it’s been rumored that Bristol will attend the state’s university, she’s already received a job offer from local radio station Mix 96.9. If Palin accepts, she’ll cohost the morning show with DJ Mathew Blades.

“I think Bristol’s outlook on life is probably different than mine, and that contrast could be interesting to listen to,” Blades commented.

Wasn’t Bristol boring enough on DWTS? There are probably way more talented and qualified people available to host the show!

What do you think of Palin’s move to AZ?

Levi Johnston Not Yet Approved Bristol’s Move to Arizona

andPOP Staff — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 14:59:43 +0000

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Bristol Palin recently purchased a $172k home in Arizona, with the intention of moving there permanently with her son. However in order to do, she needs approval from the son’s father, Levi Johnston, and he has yet given the OK.

A rep for Levi tells TMZ … Johnston is “aware” Bristol purchased a $172k home in AZ … but the two have not had any discussions about relocating 2-year-old Tripp.

A rep also says “Levi is not at all upset that Bristol is going to Arizona” … adding, “After the holidays, Levi and Bristol will get together and discuss plans for Tripp.”

One of the major issues is who will pay the travel bill for Levi to fly to AZ to visit his son. As we all know Levi is a deadbeat who doesn’t have 2 cents to his name.

Bristol Palin Bounces Back on DWTS

andPOP Staff — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 15:20:33 +0000

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After a terrible performance last week on “Dancing with the Stars” Bristol Plain and partner Mark Ballas bounced back, but it wasn’t enough.

The couple danced to Orianthi’s “According to You” with a tango. Carrie Ann Inaba said the routine was “ridiculously amazing,” while Bruno Tonioli called it her “best performance” so far in the competition – and their score, a personal best with 23 points, reflected that sentiment.

Unfortunately it wasn’t enough to take first place for the night.

Palin’s Presence Boosts DWTS Security

Megan MacKay — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 01:26:09 +0000

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Sarah Palin is sending the security of Dancing with the Stars into a tizzy, TMZ reports.

The arrival of the Palinator to watch daughter Bristol compete on the reality show has caused security to bolster their efforts substantially. The network has put the entire lot on “heightened alert.” Officials will be performing random bumper-to-bumper searches on select cars that enter the lot, and the bags of all audience members will the thoroughly rifled through. From there, everything will be passed through a metal detector before the ticketholder will be allowed to take their seat.

Though Sarah’s not technically running for any government position, it’s been decided that for the safety of the audience she should be treated as a government official.

It’s also been reported that should the worst-case scenario happen, Sarah is a higher priority than her daughter! Lolz! That’s good parenting for you.

We’re sure Bristol is a wonderful dancer, but we’d rather spend the broadcast watching her mom chat with Jersey Shore’s Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino! We have a feeling those two would totally hit it off.

Bristol and competition partner Mark Ballas will be dancing to “Mama Told Me (Not To Come)” for Sarah and the studio audience. Will you be watching this season of DWTS?

Bristol Palin Bans Levi Johnston from ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Set

andPOP Staff — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:26:59 +0000

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Our boy Levi Johnston has a habit of popping up in places where the Palins don’t want him. Bristol Palin is not taking any chances with her new gig on “Dancing With The Stars,” and is taking steps to ensure Levi is kept out of the audience.

“The last thing in the world Bristol wants is to look up from her cha-cha-cha and see his big goofy grin looking at her,” a family friend tells PopEater. “This is her time to shine and she doesn’t want him trying to steal her spotlight.”

“I wouldn’t put it past him to try and sneak into a taping,” an insider tells PopEater. “The only person that loves the press more than the Palins is Levi himself.”

Security apparently will be very tight on the set so Levi is certainly going to have a tough time raiding the studio.

Bristol Palin Never Danced With Levi Johnston

andPOP Staff — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:34:39 +0000

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Our boy, and main douchebag, Levi Johnston is a little confused right now. You see he is a little surprised that ex-fiancee Bristol Palin is participating in “Dancing With The Stars.” Why? She apparently never danced with him, not even once.

Nevertheless, TMZ reports Johnston has “nothing but warm wishes” for Bristol on the show. And we are confident he generally means that, just like we generally believe he would make a great mayor for Wasilla, AK.

Levi Johnston’s Apology to the Palin Family a Lie

Jacob Morris — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:46:16 +0000

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Levi Johnston doesn’t seem to do anything important, but he’s the kind of guy that always has something to say. As E! Online reports, Levi, 20, made an appearance on The Early Show Friday morning to chat about his relationship with the Palin family and his apparent addiction to being in the media.

Levi said that the public apology that he made to the Palin family wasn’t necessarily that heart-felt. “That was something I did to make my fiancée happy,” he said. “She wanted it so we wrote something down and we sent it out because that’s what she wanted. Together we put it out there.”

Even though the guy appears to be pretty strong, he’s still scared of the Palins, continuing, “Trust me it’s easier to make them happy. If you gotta live with them, you gotta make them happy. I wish I hadn’t put out that apology; it makes me look like a liar. The rest of stuff I can live with.”

Despite publically lying and then admitting it, Levi even believes that he’s a good candidate for mayor of Wasilla. “I really don’t think mayor is about qualifications,” Levi said. “It’s about people liking you and believing in you. At the end of the day it is popularity, and whoever the people love most they’re going to vote for.”

Well, it will probably be pretty hard to get people to like or believe in him when he’s always in the media’s spotlight, but never for any positive reason. He seems to be addicted to being talked about, but to that point he responded with denial.

“I don’t think I’m any more obsessed with making a career out of this than she is. Obviously she [Bristol]‘s doing Dancing With the Stars. I wouldn’t say I’m obsessed, I’m just taking opportunities as they come.”

Bristol Palin Cast for ‘Dancing With The Stars’

andPOP Staff — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:58:03 +0000

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Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are certainly milking their 15 minutes for all its worth. PopEater has confirmed Palin has been cast for Season 11 of “Dancing With The Stars.”

A source tells PopEater that Palin is excited to be moving to L.A. with her young son Tripp. “Bristol is excited and scared and hopes she gets Maksim Chmerkovskiy as her partner,” the source says.

According to E! News, David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, The Situation and Brandy have all been cast on the upcoming season, which premieres Sept. 20.

One good thing about Bristol moving to L.A. is she can be close to her ex-fiancee Levi. Perhaps its not good for her, but at least its good for their son Tripp. Maybe not – Levi is a huge douche.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Make Custody Deal for Son

andPOP Staff — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 14:34:57 +0000

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Well little Tripp’s custody situation has now been solved as his parents Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have come to a custody arrangement.

TMZ reports the couple’s agreement allows for Bristol to have primary physical custody of the child. Levi will have visitation rights from 9:00 AM and 4:00 PM on Saturdays and 12:00 PM and 6:00 PM on Wednesdays.

Interestingly, part of the agreement requires both parents not to “speak badly about the other parent in front of the child … or allow anyone else to speak badly about the other parent or members of their family in front of the child.”