
Breast implants will give you perfectly perky large boobs, but they can also save your life. A Canadian woman was shot my her ex-boyfriend and thinks she’s alive today because she had implants. The bullet went straight through both her breasts, ruining her implants in the process. Convinced her implants saved her, she underwent surgery again for a new pair. Am I the only one who sees a flaw in this? If a bullet only went through your breasts, and you had implants, what would’ve happened if you didn’t have implants? I’m going to assume the bullet would’ve went right past you. Therefore, if you didn’t have fake boobs, you wouldn’t have had any injuries. You’re welcome.
Vampire on the loose
I guess some people in the world really believe those Twilight movies are real. They’re not real people!! In Serbia, some people literally believe vampires are among them. A home that a well-known vampire lives in recently collapsed, sending the town into a frenzy. They think he’s roaming the hills looking for a new home. People are so scared, they have armed their doors with crosses and garlic. I know what you’re thinking, that I’m lying. I wish I was. Watch the CNN report below.
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Teen Mom star Jenelle still doesn’t have custody of her son Jace but nonetheless will continuing her inspirational headline making behaviour by getting breast implants.
According to E! News the reality star already had a consultation with a cosmetic surgeon and her mom went with her to show support. That last part seems a bit sketchy to me because the two understandably don’t get along on the show.
Jenelle isn’t the first Teen Mom to get a nip tuck, as aspiring model Farrah also went under the knife last year, even letting Teen Mom cameras capture the “special” moment. She said she lost a lot of boobage after the pregnancy and had to make a lot of sacrifices to get the breast augmentation between school and parenting.
Some of these Teen Moms don’t seem to have their head in the right place. They should be acting as role models for other young moms instead of using their MTV money for cosmetic surgery.
Apparently Jenelle’s will reveal her new figure on the next season of the show. But first, let’s see if the rumours are even true or if she goes along with it. She’s already been arrested three times this year so who knows what her schedule will be like.
Fugitive Ryan Jenkins was found hanged in a hotel in Hope, B.C. early this morning, according to CBC News. Jenkins, a former reality-TV contestant on Megan Wants a Millionaire, was on the run from murder charges for killing his ex-wife swimsuit model Jasmine Fiore in the United States earlier this month.
Fiore’s mutilated body was found stuffed in a garbage bin in a park outside Los Angeles on Aug. 15 and was only identifiable by serial numbers on her breast implants.
