It’s been confirmed by Perez Hilton that Madonna is indeed dating her choreographer, Brahim Rachiki.

Though Madonna’s reps have endlessly denied that the pair was canoodling for keeps, Rachiki’s mom begs to differ. She had this to say:

“My mouth fell open when I realized that my son was Madonna’s new boyfriend. It’s something I’m still trying to come to terms with. Madonna was already a big star when I was a schoolgirl, let alone when Brahim was growing up. The whole situation is very strange indeed – surreal even.”

Translation: Madge is a cougar and my son is the cougar bait!

We’ll never understand Madonna’s MILF appeal. She seems like a scary cold spider woman to us! Ah, well, as long as they’re both happy…