Tommy Wooldridge doesn’t have the best luck when it comes to swooning the ladies so he’s turned to the swag master himself, Canada’s very own Justin Bieber, for a little inspiration. Watch as Tommy uses lyrics from “Beauty and a Beat,” “Boyfriend,” and “Baby” to capture the hearts of these unsuspecting ladies. Hey Tommy, I hope you find your baby, baby, baby!

Previously, he has attempted pick-up lines from Blink 182 and Taylor Swift. [VEVO]

Justin Bieber’s acoustic “Believe” album was released earlier today. This morning Ellen posted a video of Bieber’s live acoustic performance of “Boyfriend,” that he did on her show. It surely made all audience members melt. I personally think that although he sounded good, Biebs sounds a bit tired. Overworked? Maybe a little. Hopefully he rests so he can grace us with another fun filled tour.

Among his zillion projects, James Franco had time to cover Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” with Spring Breakers co-star Ashley Benson. The over-sexualized, poorly filmed music video would probably be considered conceptual art by Franco’s entourage, but let’s not over-think it. It’s just pure hilarity and they’re having fun with it. Franco has since taken it down from his WhoSay account but DUH this is the Internet so someone immediately copied it for the personal collection then SHARED IT WITH THE WORLD. Thanks anonymous person.

And if you’re saying “OMG it’s soo raunchy” then please just go watch Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers and then come talk to me.

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Dear Gentlemen of the World,

We know how heart-in-your-toes scary it can be when you’re dying to ask out that pretty girl in your biology class — especially if you’re plagued with foot-in-mouth disease. That’s why we made it easy for you with this handy dating guide featuring 15 pickup lines courtesy of Justin Bieber lyrics. He nabbed Spring Breakers’ Selena Gomez and has millions of Beliebers vying for his heart, so he must be doing something right… right?

We noted the exact moments when these lyrics could help you score or get you out of awkward situations. Please keep in mind this guide is wholly unscientific, unproven and might admittedly HURT your chances of dating someone.

Signed,

Not a Dating Expert

Song: “Boyfriend”

Lyrics: 

“Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don’t/ I could be your Buzz Lightyear, fly across the globe.”

“I can be a gentleman (gentleman), anything you want/ If I was your boyfriend (boyfriend), I’d never let you go, never let you go.”

When to use them: These lyrics are most effective during that pre-stage dating ritual known as courtship. You’re providing her with hypothetical examples of how dating you will benefit her — once she gets the visual, there’s no going back. Moreover, the Buzz Lightyear reference will immediately blast her with nostalgia, ensuring she associates you with good thoughts.

Song: ”One Less Lonely Girl” and “Somebody to Love”

Lyrics:

“Don’t need these other pretty faces like I need you/ And when you’re mine, in the world/ There’s gonna be one less lonely girl.”

“Christmas wasn’t merry, 14th of February not one of them spent with you.”

“Step to the beat of my heart/ I don’t need a whole lot/ But for you I admit I/ I’d rather give you the world/ Or we can share mine/ I know I won’t be the first one/ giving you all this attention/ Baby listen/ I just need somebody to love.”

When to use them: After lightheartedly listing off all the amazing things you’d do if you were her boyfriend, make known your actions to hurdle this wish into reality. The benefits go both ways: you’d both be less lonely.

Song: “First Dance”

Lyrics: 

“Only if you give, give your first dance to me/ Girl, I promise I’ll be gentle/ I know we gotta do it slowly/ If you give (give it), give the first dance to me (give it)/ I’m gon’ cherish every moment/ ’cause it only happens once, once in a lifetime”

BenDeLeCreme produced a creepy cover of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” using references to horror films like Psycho, The Human Centipede and Misery. The Dr. Frank-N-Furter doppelgänger performs the dance number with bejeweled gents, recreating cult horror scenes.

This is one of the creepiest versions of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” you’ll ever hear. Well, it’s not as creepy as Laina, the Overly Attached Girlfriend‘s version, but it comes pretty close. [via Alex Berry]

It was only a couple weeks ago when we were trying to figure out which ghost Ke$ha had sex with. Turns out, the “Die Young” singer is ALL ABOUT bizarre relationships because her newest boyfriend is a transparent pink dildo that just happens to do interviews with her. Guess she won’t be invited to Radio Disney anytime soon…

Glee is my secret guilty pleasure.  From the show’s addictive storylines to the cast’s  ever-so-catchy covers, I just have to keep tuning into the show over and over again to see what happens next.

So in anticipation of the show’s fourth season (which begins on Sept. 13), a mash-up sung by the cast features the likes of Britney Spears and Justin Bieber!!

Singing Spears’ ‘Boys’ and Bieber’s ‘Boyfriend’ , the song will surely be a hit with the ladies as heartthrobs Darren Criss and Kevin McHale can be heard singing and evidently, melting all of our hearts.

According to TMZ a private sex video starring pop singer Dev is being shopped around to various media outlets. Apparently she recorded herself doing the dirty with an unidentified male gentleman a while back, and we know all this thanks to TMZ. (Though, we’re not REALLY thanking them because it kinda sucks for Dev.)

According to TMZ the footage shows the singer and an unidentifiable male ex. She told TMZ: “My boyfriend at the time and I were young and having fun, it was a long time ago.” She added: “I am now a mom and engaged and have more important things to think about then someone trying to embarrass me.”

Dev issued a cease and desist letter to media outlets to dissuade them from purchasing the material. If they do, she might need to take it to court!

Our thoughts? You really can’t do anything private in Hollywood these days without it going viral, especially when there’s cash to be made. The sad but unfortunate truth — and this stands for everyone — is that if you think you’d be embarrassed by a photo or video, you shouldn’t be part of it. Next thing you know a photo of you guzzling cheap beer through a funnel or making “duck face” while doing the Dougie will end up on Facebook, or if you’re a celebrity on a gossip site.

Ever since Taylor Swift said her new song “We Are Never Ever Getting Back  Together” is about an ex-boyfriend we’ve all been feverishly placing bets on who it’s about. Usually the guesses are on ex-boyfriends like John Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner or Jake Gyllenhaal. But the host of the 2012 VMAs is convinced it’s about him.

In a new promo for the awards show, Kevin Hart accuses T-Swift of airing their dirty laundry in her new song. Thing is, they’ve never ever dated. And they only met one time two years ago.

We don’t really blame Hart. Everyone is pretty much T-Swift’s BFF (best friend forever or boyfriend forever) in their head. But this might make things a tad awkward at the VMAs, no?

Swift will perform her new song at the MTV VMAs on Sept. 6.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that anything popular will somehow spurn a Star Wars parody. It’s basically like the porn industry but safe for work.

Since Justin Bieber still reigns supreme and we can’t go a day without talking about the well-coiffed superstar, here’s the latest Star Wars parody, a new spin on “Boyfriend.” “Droidfriend” stars C3-Bieb-O, a lonely droid who wants to be your friend.

The original Bieber would have to admit that this droid has some swag: C3-Bieb-O has a spiffy haircut, has the falsetto down and is dancing with all the hot lifeforms. Just make sure to watch it all to catch the heartbreaking end.

Proving what a versatile performer he is, Justin Bieber tweeted a short and seemingly impromptu video of him singing his hit song ‘Boyfriend’ with a country twang.

Accompanied by friends and acoustic guitar, the teen singer isn’t the only one who has offered a country version of his song.  Last March, Lady Gaga did the same when she released the ‘Country Road‘ version of ‘Born This Way’, which was a full version of the song and an actual remix.

That being said, would you like to hear Justin make a country version of ‘Boyfriend’??

With all the comparisons between the two, we knew it was bound to happen, but we love it!

Growing up, I was a HUGE ‘N Sync fan (well mostly fangirling over Justin Timberlake) but either way, boy bands ruled the 90s and early 2000s. Nelly featured on the guy’s single, “Girlfriend,” with chill girls, choreographed dance moves and flashy cars. Fast-forward to the last few years and think of who’s been dominating the world with his ‘fever.’ It’s my new and everlasting love, Justin Bieber. When “Boyfriend” was released off his new album Believe, it made everyone come to terms that the little boy we all knew was actually growing up. I guess the cougars on the prowl snatched their tickets to his upcoming tour but hey, his fans are growing with him.

I don’t think there’s one negative thing to say about this mashup at all. YouTuber Raheemdaplayao4 commented on why he chose these songs in particular: “I genuinely wanted to mix these two songs because I knew they would go together so well.” I’m so glad he did cause this is going to be on repeat for the rest of the day!

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It was only a matter of time before president and artiste Barack Obama took on Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend.” He’s so obsessed with the guy that he fondly relates tales of Justin Bieber being a badass basketball player in political speeches. Also, three weeks ago barackdubs had him perform Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe,” which was a clear endorsement of Bieber considering he’s Jepsen’s boss.

The newest lip dub is a natural evolution from the last song, in which he urges us to call him, maybe. Now he’s subtly hinting that he’d like to take the next step, maybe get some fondue, and be our boyfriend. Yea, we’re totally okay with that.

Watch it here: 

David Letterman came off as a stern Grandpa last night when he ragged on Justin Bieber for his many tattoos. Then he ragged on Justin AGAIN for getting the name of the Sistine Chapel wrong.

Bieber’s currently promoting his new album Believe (which is out now BTW) and stopped by David Letterman to perform “Boyfriend.”

Because of his new album, Justin got the word BELIEVE tattooed on his left arm. We all know JB is no stranger to tattoos (he already has a few) so I found it kind of odd that David was so taken back by the whole thing, openly giving his piece of mind,  ”Oh God, how many do you have?” and “Well tell me that’s the last one.” You could tell Justin felt kind of uncomfortable, and I don’t blame him. I personally don’t think having ink on your body changes someone as a person. Justin responded to Grandpa David by saying it’s a way he expresses himself.

“Do me a favor, don’t go nuts,” Letterman said. “More and more you see murales like the Sistine Chapel and it’s too much!”

Justin answered with: “I’m not going for the Sixteen Chapel,” causing the audience and David to erupt into a fit of self-righteous giggles.

David then chuckled and said, “Canadian high school.” Ouch! We think he’s being a little bit harsh on Justin not to mention ALL OF CANADA.

Watch here:

Here’s a better look at Justin’s tattoo: Read more…

It’s clear Justin Bieber had one intention with his forthcoming album Believe: to whisper sweet nothings into your ears about how he’s the swaggiest suitor ever and no question, would love to die in your arms. It’s basically an audio manual named: Here Are All The Reasons I Should Be Your Boyfriend Even Though My Smile Is Reason Enough.

“As Long As You Love Me,” featuring Big Sean, is on the same wavelength, as he insists he can survive poverty, homelessness and starvation if you love him. Well, we’re feeling the same way JB. We can totally survive that massive exam, meeting — whatever — if you proclaim your undying love for us.

The track is now available on iTunes, but in the meantime you can listen to a snippet in his album sampler, below.

Listen to the sampler here (it’s the third song):

As we all know, Justin Bieber recently announced the new Girlfriend Contest, in which Beliebers rewrite and record their very own version of his song “Boyfriend” and upload it to YouTube. The winner will be flown out to a concert, have a meet and greet, and temporarily pretend that Selena doesn’t exist and JB is your swaggy Buzz Lightyear.

We’re always here for our JB fans, so we decided to give you some tips for your very own GF video. You only have 13 more hours though… so get on that.

Style: The creeper

Level: Novice

Description: Stare deeply into the camera and imagine that a recently kidnapped JB is trapped in your lens, but you refuse to let him go because you LOVE him. It’s for his own good. Tell him that if he chooses you, it’s a lifelong decision, because you’ll steal his key and attach a small recording device under his sleeve. This contest entry from YouTuber wzr0713 is (hopefully?) a parody of stalker fans. So it’s very difficult to pull off unless your eyes can manage that delicate balance between creeper and no-but-I’m-not-really-a-creepy territory. Downside: JB might worry about his safety with this contestant.

Style: The already-girlfriend

Level: Difficult

Description: This video has tons of production value, including a fully set dinner table and a cardboard cutout of Justin. The romantic candles remind me of some sort of paranormal seance but you have to give this directrice credit for sweet camera shots and lighting.

Style: The talented singer Read more…

Justin Bieber might be in the middle of a media circus, considering his recent spat with a money-hungry paparazzo, but let’s forget about that for two seconds (preferably forever) and move on to the music because that’s what’s really important.

JB released “Die In Your  Arms” and it’s COMPLETELY different than I imagined, but in a good way. A really good way. I imagined a gloomy 90s-esque ballad but this tune has a Jackson 5 soulfulness that I didn’t expect, even though Scooter Braun already made the comparison on Twitter. The track has a catchy opening and rhythmic finger snaps, while Bieber croons:  “Ooh baby, I know loving you ain’t easy, sure is worth a try.”

His whole album is gearing up to be an essay about why the Biebs is the archetypal boyfriend, leading me to believe the album should be called Etiquette for Gentleman rather than Believe. Of course, this is the second single released from his upcoming LP Believe, out June 19. How does it compare to “Boyfriend?”

Listen to it here:

For any of you naysayers who don’t think Justin Bieber has any street cred, you’ll have 2 Chainz to contend with… and Mac Miller… and another one of Scooter Braun’s clients, Asher Roth. We’ll consider them his backup.

Some critics weren’t impressed with JB’s rapping skills but this version of his latest single “Boyfriend” wipes the track clear of those verses. In said version, the rappers talk about their love life in high school and Roth even touches on Jelena (a.k.a. Selena + Justin): “We could be like Selena and Biebs/ Wild and free, a couple disobedient teens/ Sneaking out to meet around like 2 o clock in the eve/ Paparazzi in the bar and we just hot in the beach.”

Apparently it’s THE song for artists to remix. We already heard The Ying Yang Twins put their special touch on the track after it drew comparisons to “Wait.”

Luckily the three rappers don’t touch JB’s smooth verses, but this way it’s a little more hardcore. Bieber tweeted: “WHAT?!??! my bro @asherroth just sent me a verse for the ?#BFREMIX? !! crazy! adding him to it! so dope. @2chainz @macmiller @asherroth ?#REMIX.” Hawt!”

Listen to it here:

Unfortunately Justin Bieber was too busy filming his video for “Boyfriend” to graduate with much of a celebration. That’s why Ellen decided to hold a mock ceremony for the popstar on her show. She put a lot of thought into it too, even providing a gown and cap that sat a foot above his head so it wouldn’t disrupt his luscious locks.

In attendance was his manager Scooter, his road manager Kenny and his mom Patty. Graduation is the point where you talk about chasing your pipe dreams and never ever giving up but the 18-year-old is already an international superstar… so he’s working backwards. Ellen said her biggest accomplishment at 18 was drinking a whole bottle of syrup from the International House of Pancakes.

Ellen also had some advice for the new high school graduate. She recommended he pull his pants up or wear suspenders, which my Grandma would surely agree with (she has commented on it in the past).

I’m happy for The Biebs though he makes everyone else’s high school accomplishments seem slightly inadequate. Then he gets to graduate on Ellen? Not fair.

He also performed “boyfriend” in his personalized Varsity Jacket (sans gold shoes) showing off his swag dance moves and making the lives of the girls in the audience after high fiving them.

Bieber graduates:

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