It’s been taking too long for Justin Bieber to release his music video for “Boyfriend,” so Peter Chao took things into his own hands with this parody called “Mudabitch.” It’s everything we expected in a Bieber video, with a few surprises too. In one clip, a bunch of hands seductively brush over him and then randomly start picking his nose. He also chews seductively on a girl’s piece of hair in one scene and then a sandwich in the next.

Chao changed the lyrics in this parody so they’re a little more vile than the romantic lyrics about fondue that we’re so used to.

Watch it here: