So who else is excited for Iron Man 3?! You don’t have to be a comic book nerd to know that it’s going to be one of the biggest summer movies of the year.
While Iron Man typically likes to roll solo when he’s not with the Avengers, we wouldn’t mind being his sidekick. I know, I know, these heroes are too mighty to need help, but hey, better a sidekick than nothing else, right? We would have done love interest quiz but we decided that being a butt-kicking sidekick was more fun.
Take the quiz below and let us know who’s sidekick you would be!
Artist Aslan Malik turns his pen and targets North Korea as he turns the nation’s dictator Kim Jong-Un into Justice League villains. He uses the nation’s currency to create his “Injustice League” collection. Seeing as we’re not in North Korea, we can freely say that it isn’t too far from the truth.
Thanks to College Humor, this may be the only time we ever see Batman, Superman, the Hulk and Thor go up against the likes of Pokémon and Calvin Klein. Yeah, that’s right Calvin Klein because this is a superhero cologne off!
I’ve come to realize that movie logic is pretty much a more grown up version of cartoon logic. In a movie or cartoon, just about anything could happen. While cartoons typically gloss over inconsistencies, movies sometimes offer a quick line or two to explain these gaping plot holes. Sometimes, they don’t. While it’s pretty much universally understood that what happens in the movies doesn’t actually happen in real life, we can’t help but nitpick.
Enter CinemaSins who continue to point out film flaws that have been bugging many a viewer since a film’s release. This time around, they point out everything wrong with The Dark Knight. Does this lessen my enjoyment of the movie? No, but I’m glad there’s other people in the world who noticed all this inconsistencies.
Can they do the Dark Knight Rises next and just rip apart Bruce Wayne’s prompt return to Gotham City? Because really, that was messed up.
Redditor Sparked94 claims to have found a photo on 4Chan where one anon looks exactly like Christian Bale.
The anon apparently dressed up as Patrick Bateman, Bale’s character in American Psycho. The resemblance is uncanny and we would be obligated to call this a photoshop job if it weren’t for a few things.
The anon’s eyebrows and nose seem slight bigger, and his face a little wider. He’s also missing Bale’s wart-thing on the bridge of his nose near his eye.
What do you guys think? Photoshop job or have we found Christian Bale’s doppelgänger?
Why not jazz up your favourite movies with a little dose of Batman? In this YouTube vid by PistolShrimps, the dark knight makes a cameo in classic flicks like Forest Gump, The Wizard of Oz, and Dirty Dancing. LOL, this spoof just nails that deep raspy voice. Love it!
BBC News Bulletin: Man dressed as the caped crusader hands in a suspect
BBC reports that a Batman costume clad crusader brought in a 27-year-old wanted man into an English police station on February 25 . Police for searching for the man due to charges of fraud offenses, and handling stolen goods.
The Trafalgar House police said that the identity of the individual who was dressed head to toe in batman atire remains a mystery.
Kathryn Sutcliffe, a worker at Kirgate Marget’s The Joke Shop, also says she sold a batman costume to a man in his 20′s 2 days before the incident. Apparently the caped crusader used a credit card – however, even though Sutcliffe knows his name, she wants to keep his identity a secret.
The best thing about this is that these things really happen. People really do things like this; if you don’t believe me, check out the HBO documentary Superheroes about people who actually have taken on the career of superheroes. The documentary features personal interviews and crime fighting footage to boot.
There are many conspiracies surrounding the Super Bowl blackout, but this puts all suspicions to rest. Yes, it is true, Bane was the cause of the power outage. Just another one of his evil ploys. Maybe he will spare Beyonce…he seems to be quite a fan.
Funny or Die made this exclusive video spoofing the recent power outage at the Super Bowl starring Chris Kattan. Their spoofs never fail to make me laugh. The only way this would have been better is if Tom Hardy showed up because…yum. Who DOESN’T love Tom Hardy? Even in that Bane mask me makes me swoon.
Enough about Tom Hardy though, watch the video here.
Recreating your favourite music video or movie in stop motion using LEGO seems pretty time consuming — one of those painstakingly tedious tasks you easily become addicted to. And it’s all worth it.
ParanickFilmz recreated the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises using Batman-themed Lego characters. The detail put into the settings (particularly the football field and cities) is impressive. They even master miniature explosions to during the action sequences. The video quickly started trending today with tons of kudos for their “f*cking commitment.”
Watch it here
Toronto’s Batman and Spider-Man still can’t seem to get along. They were recently seen fighting all around Toronto AGAIN. This time things got serious when Spider-Man pantsed Batman and taunted him by claiming he was Peter Pan under the suit (around 4:03). He ultimately paid the price when Batman pushed him to the ground and literally pulled his leg.
Of course, they’re both ultimately fighting for the good of humanity so they hugged it out like typical bros at the end of the night.
Watch it here
Screen Junkies finally did an Honest Trailer for The Dark Knight Rises and it’s everything we hoped it would be. This is the final chapter of Christopher Nolan’s Batman series, which most definitely peaked with the Joker. The epic final chapter will mildly entertain you but will anger you when you really start to think about it. There are just way too many questions that need to be answered.
It’s hard to fight crime when you’ve got sex on the brain. If Bruce Wayne thought a little harder about Miranda’s betrayal at the end of The Dark Knight Rises, you’d think he’d be hurt. Turns out, he would just want to go at it with her ALL NIGHT over again (bam chika wow).
In this sketch by CollegeHumor,
Batman Badman is about to take down the evil Bane when Miranda swoops in and stabs him. Instead of getting a couple minutes for her closing monologue, they engage in an awkward conversation about their sexual history. Superheroes can be confused to, you know?
Have you ever wondered what high school was like for your favourite superheroes and villains in Gotham? This parody by movieclipsTRAILERS, chronicles the awkward teen faze of Batman and his friends.
In the prequel to The Dark Knight Rises trilogy, 16-year-old Harley Quinn is dragged off by her parents to Gotham City where she needs to find a date for the spring prom. Though there’s not much of a selection, she wants to ask Bruce Wayne, a snobby prepster from the Collegiate. Other options include Gotham High’s violent jock Bane, John Blake, Selina Kyle (who might be a lesbian) and Mr. Freeze.
Best of all, Christopher Nolan’s son Oliver is the hypothetical director.
Watch it here
If you’re ever wondered what it was like to go to high school with your fave superheroes and villains of Gotham City, now you can…in the prequel to the Dark Knight Trilogy called Gotham High.
Directed by Christopher Nolan’s son Oliver, the trailer for this new and exciting film features all the cliches that would have been present in your fav 90s flicks. From school dances to crushes on boys, who wouldn’t want to relive the past when a very sexy and mysterious Bruce Wayne is involved?
*Sigh* If only this was a real movie…
We don’t know how Adam West got around this one but he managed to list himself as Bruce Wayne in the phone book. The resident is listed as “Wayne Bruce (Millionaire) and if you go to Batman under the residential listings it sends you directly to West Adam. Even better, Batman is listed as a crime fighter, coming right before Crisis Intervention Services.
He didn’t list a number but if he did, I wonder if he’d get many serious calls.
I’ve heard horror stories about Apple Maps recently but luckily I haven’t run into any myself because I have a BlackBerry (haha, FAIL). Anyway, you shouldn’t feel so bad about getting lost with the system because even Batman does sometimes.
In this parody trailer for The Dark Knight, Batman tries to navigate his way to his true love Rachel but just can’t seem to find the way because Siri keeps sending him in the wrong direction (bitch). The trailer is making fun of the tough go Apple has been having lately with their mapping system, since distancing from Google. The absolute best part of this trailer is that Batman comes off as a grumpy old, technologically daft guy, which is underscored by the chirpy Apple music in the background. Yup. Apple Maps will do that to the best of us…
Proving that he’t not just a superhero on the big screen, Christian Bale has set out to make a four-year-old boy’s dream come true.
Jayden Barber, who was diagnosed with terminal bone cancer, received a hero’s welcome August 23rd in his hometown of Boardman Township, complete with a Bat Signal, Bat Mobile and an appearance by Christian Bale himself!
But since it has been announced that Jayden’s cancer is in remission, Christian has sent the little boy on a dream vacation to Disneyland.
It’s nice to see celebrities taking their time to help others who look up to them. Christian Bale, you ROCK.
PLEASE. DONT. EVER. CHANGE.
Christopher Nolan’s Batman series was pretty awesome. But what if Batman was secretly a cookie monster?
In this video, Cookie Monster Batman meets with Commissioner Gordon (Gary Oldman) to make a very special request. But when the two can’t come to an agreement, it’s up to Cookie Monster Batman to save the world on his own.
I’m not entirely sure who still hangs out on Chatroulette. But whenever you’re there, remember that you can run into LITERALLY ANYONE. From creeps, exotic dancers to normal people just like you, it turns out that superheroes go on the website as well.
But to this random couple’s surprise, the superhero they’ve encountered might just be an imposter…
After attempting to blow up Gotham City with a nuclear warhead, Bane has been ordered to do a significant amount of community service. The extra time has allowed to evil villain to reassess his purpose in life and transform into a better human being through the “Fresh Start” program.
In this mockumentary directed by Nick Corirossi and starring Chris Kattan, we see how Bane’s life has changed since The Dark Knight. His evolution is a real inspiration to us all. Change is possible people!!