To mark the 30th anniversary of the Steven Spielberg classic Jurassic Park, the dinosaur movie will return to theatres for an exclusive 3D release. Will the park’s t-rex and velociraptor look scary in 3D? Probably. But to help keep those nightmares at bay, here are the 10 best Jurassic Park-related bits and gags the internet has to offer.
1. Theme Song (Melodica Cover)
2. Barney
3. Beatles dressed as the characters
4. Dino Photobooth
5. This Jeff Goldblum painting
If you think dressing up in a costume to support a team is dorky, you better think again. With Barney and a chicken battling it out through dance during a baseball game, both of them prove that being a mascot is seriously no joke.
For a while I was pretty obsessed with How I Met Your Mother but over the last couple seasons I’ve grown tired of all the fake-outs and drawn-out story lines. If the series was real and Ted was boring his children with the story of how he met their mom, they probably would left the couch ages ago for a bathroom break, bed or to have kids themselves (I’m pretty sure he’s been telling the story for YEARS).
If resident playboy Barney was telling the story it would have been over within minutes of the first episode. Here’s his synopsis of what you missed over the series, in 52 seconds, narrated by Barney. Ted, you can learn a lesson from Uncle Barney.
Watch it here:
