We all know Hilary Duff as a completely normal and rational celebrity.

But after giving birth to baby Luca Cruz in March, this new mother may have overshared some information when she revealed that she secretly kept the stump of her newborn’s umbilical cord.

“You know what was a big milestone? The belly button falling off. That was a huge one. And then I wanted to keep it but my husband was like, ‘No, that’s gross, you can’t keep it!’ I’m like, ‘I’m totally keeping it,’ and I secretly kept it.” Duff said in an interview with People.

“But now it’s not a secret anymore. It’s in a Ziploc bag in the back of my makeup drawer. Luca’s going to think I’m a freak!”

So, that’s it?

Keeping the umbilical cord is kind of gross, but at least she isn’t feeding chewed up food to her baby (*cough Alicia Silverstone*) or eating her own placenta like January Jones.

Just after seeing Drake’s collaboration video with Rihanna for “Take Care”, the Toronto rapper has dropped another video this weekend for his song “HYFR” featuring Lil’ Wayne.

“HYFR” (which stands for “Hell Yeah, F***ing Right”) opens with a young Drizzy dancing and saying “Mazel Tov”.

After the little wayback playback in Drake’s younger days, the real party starts with the rapper making his friends drink and do the hora!, just like any bar mitzvah.

Preggers power. I’ll cut a bitch if you mess w my baby! twitter.com/snooki/status/…

— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) April 3, 2012

Jersey Shore’s Snooki might be small but we always knew she’d be willing to throw a drink in your face if you got in her way. When you bring a baby into the equation, Snooki is even fiercer and will in fact cut you if you mess with her unborn child. Snooki looks adorable intimidating in her huge glasses and pink shorts. The multi-talented reality star also has the skills to film the fight for legal purposes on her cell phone while curling her fist.

In this edition of cute boy band news, you can now play the One Direction version of “Guess the Baby Photo”.

Comprised of Zayne Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Harry Styles, these British boys are slowly taking over with their music after finding success on the UK version of The X Factor.

Not sure?

(*Hint!* I didn’t know Harry had blond hair as a child!!)

Somebody give this baby an Oscar for his dedicated and believable performance as he gets “shot” by an iPhone. I’m not sure if the four-month old baby knew the trick by heart or if he conveniently fell when the iPhone app went off. Either way, the kid has some serious acting chops.

And don’t worry, the parent says on YouTube: “DISCLAIMER: No babies were harmed in the making of this video regardless of what some overly sensitive “omg i cant believe you would shoot your baby and record it” people with little or no sense of humor might say.”

We don’t know if this is good news or bad news – but Snooki is pregnant. The reality star is apparently 3 months into her pregnancy. The father is supposedly boyfriend Jionni LaValle.

Earlier this month, Snooki shot down Star magazine claims that she was expecting. “Does that mean they’re calling me fat?” she asked while talking with Opie and Anthony on Feb. 1. “That means that I have a belly then.”

Here is yet another opportunity for Snooki to exploit herself, and now she has an innocent child to take along for the ride. Should someone call Child Protective Services now, or wait until the actual birth?

Today in the world of Twitter, Jessica Simpson had trouble identifying whether that queasy feeling in her stomach was her baby or just mere gas. The more likely explanation is that the munchkin was dancing. Nothing gets you moving like her late 90s hit “I Think I’m in Love.” Anyone? Just me?!

More confusion, but this time for The Office’s BJ Novak. We see the slow collapse of his joy when he realizes that it’s actually a leap year and that in fact, tomorrow is still February, or as it’s better known the most depressing month of the year.

Wiz Khalifa wished his mom a happy birthday yesterday and I think it’s safe to say it was a good one. Don’t worry, mama Khalifa has the same tolerance as her son, so she’s pretty much indestructible.

Buzzfeed has compiled a list of 25 people who have taken to various social media sites to propagate the theory that Jay-Z and Beyonce’s new baby girl is the antichrist.

Most people on this hysterical list of idiots believe that the name Blue is an acronym for “Born Living Under Evil.” Many are calling her a “demon baby”, convinced that the child (actually named after Jay-Z’s “The Blueprint” album and the roman numeral IV) is bad news.

Some have even gone further with their hypothesis claiming the name backwards (Eulb Yvi) is the latin name for Satan’s female daughter. Fortunately for the Carter family, there’s no mention of Eulb Yvi in the bible at all and most reports are denying any such character exists.

This is by far the most irrational theory of 2012 so far but it’s still so early in the year. If you consume enough narcotics, however, anything is possible. It reminds me of the conspiracy theories surrounding Paul McCartney’s supposed death based on the Abby Road album cover. Or another crackpot belief that if you play “Stairway To Heaven” backwards it reveals satanic messages.

We’ll soon discover whether or not Blue Ivy is the devil once the couple leak expensive photos to a tabloid magazine. If Blue’s rocking red eyes and breathing out fire, then yes, maybe those 25 people were right. Incase you were wondering, we saved you the time and checked the Google translation below (it means nothing).

As you might have overheard – Hova is officially a big poppa. Beyonce gave birth to a baby girl named Blue Ivy Carter this past Saturday.

Being the only family member with a last name, the proud father celebrated by penning a new song on his lifestyle website Life + Times. The track is called “Glory” (Ft. B.I.C.), which likely stands for her given name and her subtle participation is featured at the end of the song.

Produced by Pharell, the song is bare-boned and direct as he reveals that he and Beyonce have tried making a baby before: ”Last time the miscarriage was tragic / We was afraid you’d disappear but nah baby you’re magic.”

He goes on to express joy over his “greatest creation” that he rhapsodizes to be “the child of destiny / you’re my child with the child from Destiny’s child”

This song is a great follow-up to the Throne’s fatherhood declarations in “New Day”. Get that kleenex ready and listen to “Glory” below.

Also, you can’t argue how funny thing photo we found on Tumblr is:

We may at times have favour one parent over the other, but it must hurt to hear the honest truth from your own child.

One father saw the humour in it all and posted a cute YouTube video of his baby daughter telling him who her favourite is: mom.

“Why don’t we break for recess, have something to eat and come back to it?” he humourously asks. He then tries to interrogate her in a cheeky way, he even bribes her with a pony but she continues to say “mom”.

If you want to see a toddler outsmart a grown man, you might enjoy this adorable home video.

MediaTakeOut is reporting that Beyonce is due to give birth on Wednesday. An insider claims that the family has been told on Wednesday morning they will be taken a hospital to “be a part” of the child birth.

Beyonce and Jay-Z are so concerned about security, all the details are being kept under wraps. Apparently, Beyonce’s mom doesn’t even know anything more than she will be going somewhere on Wednesday.

We will have to wait and see what happens on Wednesday.

Weird comes in all shapes and sizes this week, as Paul shows off an infant that’s already cracked into the rap game and a Korean that’s completely lost his mind. If you can’t figure what they’re both screaming about, it’s because Justin Bieber makes his TWOTI debut with the #1 Video of the Week.

Do you really think that Jay-Z and Beyonce’s baby would have standard Huggies diapers? No way! In an interview with People, Jay-Z shrugged off the notion of solid-gold diapers. “No, leather!” he joked.

During the interview, Jay-Z also opened up about his relationship with his father who abandoned him and his family when he was 11 years old.

“It makes me a little paranoid because no matter what, I don’t think any person, or any male, goes into a relationship thinking that they’re going to leave or wouldn’t be there,” he says. But, “I’m just a different kind of guy. I’m a highly principled person. I come from a real place where you had to be a highly principled person, so, I’m pretty confident that I’ll figure it out.”

Justin Bieber is determined to put Mariah Yeater’s claims to bed, and he has finally taken a paternity test. Biebs and his crew are confident the DNA test will prove he’s not the father of Mariah Yeater’s baby.

Bieber was apparently eager to take the test. Justin’s manager, Scooter Braun, said, “He doesn’t mind. He’s like, ‘I’m just going to go ahead..(with) it and be fine.’”

However, if Mariah is proven to be a liar, Justin is still going after her for making these false claims. The question is what does Mariah have to offer if she loses the lawsuit? The only thing she has is food stamps, and she needs those for her baby.

To prove that he’s not the father of Mariah Yeater’s baby, Justin Bieber will be taking a DNA test once he returns from Europe in two weeks.

TMZ reports Justin’s lawyer has contacted Mariah’s attorney’s to let them know what’s happening. And apparently once Justin proves he’s not the father, he plans to sue Mariah for trying to ruin his name. Bieber and his team think she should pay for trying to spread such bogus and serious allegations.

Good luck Justin!

Justin Bieber called into Harvey at TMZ to make some further statements about the claims he’s the father of Mariah Yeater’s baby. Justin explained that the girl is lying, and he’s not even paying attention to it.

Justin further explained that given his celebrity status, it’s natural that he will be a target for these type of accusations. The guys from TMZ also revealed that this isn’t the first time Mariah has made these type pf claims. Apparently, last year she claimed her ex-boyfriend was the father of the same kid.

During an appearance on the Today show this morning, Justin addressed rumours he impregnated a 20-year-old American girl.

“I never met the woman,” he said. “I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim.”

Justin added that claims made by Mariah Yeater that he led her backstage for a secret romp are not true. He says he goes straight to the car right after a show.

While Bieber’s camp works hard to clear the air, Yeater finds herself in legal troubles. The Associated Press reported Yeater can be charged with statutory rape if her story is true. An L.A. police officer told AP the police will investgate the issue.

While Bieber continue to be the biggest popstar in the world, Yeater will forever be known as That Chick That Publicly Lied About Banging Bieber. Yeah, that’s totally a label that will really get you far in life.

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The allegations that Justin Bieber has fathered a child stirred up enough Internet hysteria to warrant an official statement from his legal team. As we suspected, this story is most likely false. According to TMZ, reps for the Sultan Of Swagger are denying the rumours saying that the claims are:

“malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false.”

There are a few celebrities you don’t want to piss off in the entertainment industry and Justin Bieber is one of them. Not only does he have the resources to buy everything you love and destroy it, his legal team is probably even more terrifying. He can afford to hire the type of lawyers that could get Lindsay Lohan off the hook if she shanked someone during another shopping spree at the jewelry store.

What is suspicious, however, is a part of the statement suggesting that there may not have been an actual lawsuit ever filed, saying:

“…we haven’t yet seen the lawsuit” and that they will ”vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations.”

If anyone is wondering what Maury is doing right now, he’s probably selling a kidney trying to get Bieber to participate in what could be the greatest televised event in history. Imagine the ratings he could get Justin to take a paternity test… If nothing else, it might be a good way to promote his Christmas Album.

However, the Biebs will have a tough time trying to top this classic celebration embedded below:

And he was like “Baby, baby, baby nooooo like baby, baby, baby nooooo!”

The New York Post says a 20-year-old girl from California claims Canadian sensation Justin Bieber is the father of her baby boy.

The girl,  Mariah Yeater, claims she and Justin hooked up backstage at one of his concerts a year ago. It’s too bad you can’t see my eyes rolling through the internet. We tried looking her up on Facebook but to no avail.

Now, Star Magazine somehow got a hold of her court papers that state she wants the Baby singer to get a paternity test and “provide adequate support for my baby.” No surprise there, since this is the easiest way a floozy fangirl can get quick cash.

Of course Bieber and his reps are hard at work fending off these outlandish rumours. A court hearing is still scheduled to happen sometime by the end of 2011.

Justin Bieber, and his current girlfriend Selena Gomez, may not like all these unwanted cheating rumours, but seeing as his Christmas album just dropped today, any press is good press.

I don’t know about you but I’m hoping this all takes place on the Maury Show next week (if this story is true). I’d love to see Justin Bieber’s Not-The-Baby-Daddy dance.

“Love on Top” singer Beyonce Knowles and her husband Jay-Z just found out they’re expecting a girl.

According to Yahoo, Beyonce always wanted to have a girl because she wants the same strong relationship she had with her mother, Tina.

Another source says Beyonce’s been buying a lot of stuff for the baby and by December, friends may not have anything left to buy for her and her baby.

We all know Queen B and Jay-Z are two of the most richest performers in this day and age. We also know the baby will be the most gorgeous but spoiled baby of all time.

That baby will have at least 5 nannies. The baby girl will go to a fancy boarding school in the South of France or another extravagant location. The baby will be born wearing the most expensive weave any hairdresser would be so lucky to style. The baby’s name will be something like Lavinder or Caviar or something else that sounds super exotic. The baby will be wearing diapers made our of silk and Beyonce will make a bib for us out of 100 dollar bills. The baby will be vegan because only rich snobby people are vegans (sup, Gwyneth Paltrow!). And, more importantly, that baby will never have any real friends because forever she’ll be paranoid of people dating her because she has rich famous parents.