Brace yourselves for the cutest four minutes you will ever see today.
Episode 1 of The Baby Bachelor is finally out, and it pokes fun at ridiculous shows like The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
Starring Jimmy Kimmel’s nephew Wesley, this adorable tot becomes a Baby Bachelor and is already looking for THE ONE.
While still a wee one, Wesley is already quite the gentleman. Opening doors and comforting the other girls, it’s refreshing to see that he isn’t one of THOSE boys constantly giving himself a cootie shot from touching the opposite sex!
Everyone loves a good love story. How else could you explain the myriads of terrible dating shows and romantic comedies?
Late night host Jimmy Kimmel takes it one step further with his new upcoming segment The Baby Bachelor. It’s both adorable and very, very creepy because toddlers shouldn’t be dating each other! They should be thinking the other has cooties and running away! But alas, my heart melted as this too young bachelor gives one crying contestant a little kiss.
Dammit, Kimmel! Why do you make me feel these things?!
You know your child has officially entered into beast mode when he can get through anything.
Testing out the ever-so-ticklish scalp massager (well, for me it’s bothersome…), this child is able to recover quickly after banging his head on the table.
I swear, kids are built like machines. It’s too bad we tend to get more sensitive as we age 
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have reportedly jumped on the stupid baby name bandwagon as it’s rumored that the two will name their baby North, as in North West.
Open your hand. Turn palm up. Make contact with your face.
As much as I was rooting for “Prince Kanye” as a potential baby name, “North” takes the cake. But they do seem to be missing the oh-so important Kardashian K, so maybe he or she will be christened Knorth but with a silent “K”? It kind of sounds and looks like Knorr, the food company but it’ll do, right?
What do you think they should name their kid? Comment and tell us below!
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Jimmy Fallon makes us laugh, Shia LaBeof shows us his abs, and Kris Jenner makes a sex tape.
HIT: Fallon, Timberlake and Carell make us laugh
When these three get together, it’s nothing but laughs. Carell and Timberlake pose as salesmen with fake arms and who’ve names their suits after former ‘N Syanc members Lance Bass and Joey Fatone. Justin also makes some refernces to his song Suit & Tie . Brilliant.
MISS: Kris Jenner Sex Tape
Okay ew, eww, ewww! Like mother, like daughter. Kim isn’t the only one who’s showing off her assets on-screen. According to Enquirer‘s source, ”Kris was talking about how liberating it was to be filmed having sex and how it was a turn-on to watch herself with her lover.” Kris you better go back and burn that tape. Ain’t nobody wanna see that!
HIT: Shia LaBeouf’s hot abs
Basically, this is what this post is about:
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Do I need to go on? No? Cool. Here we go:
1. Elephant
2. Elephant Seal
3. Lions
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4. Cat and Bearded Dragon
Before TV, computers, cell phones, iPods, iPhones, iPads, iPad minis or any other technology we have today, kids were required to play with simple things, like Barbies and balloons.
It’s easy to forget how fun these things were, and this totally adorable baby is here to remind us that the most entertaining things in life don’t necessarily come from the Apple Store. I dare you not to let an “awwww” escape your lips as you watch his giggle fit play out.
Oh, Aiden. You are too cute. But that doesn’t stop me from imagining how incredibly embarrassed you’ll be when your parents start playing this video for all your friends at every event that celebrates you. After they play this wonderful video of you feeding your pet dog the same way Alicia Silverstone (she’s an actress most notable for her role in Clueless) feeds her baby— that is the momma bird, baby bird way— enough times that’ll you’ll eventually get over the initial feeling of dread and join in in the “Oh, damn. Look how cute and silly I was” conversations. Because we’ve all been there — in the metaphorical way, not in the “I fed my dog like that, too” way. For that, you are on your own.
In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, Jennifer Lawrence is flawless after snagging an Oscar, One Directioner Harry Styles gets hit with a shoe and diva Mariah Carey gives us an eyeful.
HIT: Jennifer lawrence jokes around with the press.
We were all on the edge of our seats when the gorgeous Jennifer Lawrence had a little tumble on her way to accept her Oscar for best Actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook. But instead of breaking down and having a total biotch-fit, the actress commented on her slip. When she was later asked what was going through her head when she tripped, the actress said, “a bad word that I can’t say that starts with ‘F.’” Well Jennifer, you made that fall look so good and who could blame you? That dress you were wearing was pretty redonkulous.
MISS: Harry Styles gets hit with a shoe.
On Tuesday our favourite Brits performed in Glasgow, Scotland when Styles got hit in the crotch with a flying shoe. Ouch! Fans have expressed their condolences in the twitterverse by hashtgging, #Pray4HarryBalls. We’ll be sure to keep them in our prayers. Hmm… Maybe someone should check if T-Swift has any missing shoes in her closest. LOL.
HIT: FLOTUS presents Best Picture
While the Oscars try their very best at keeping us entertained and guessing, nothing was more unexpected and surprising than the First Lady of the United States’ Oscar appearance. Via satellite, The FLOTUS helped present Best Picture to Argo. According to Deadline, Michelle’s involvement was so top secret that she wasn’t even included on the production schedule.
MISS: Diva Mariah Carey wins nip-slip of the week Read more…
First T-Swift, now the Biebs. It doesn’t look like anyone is saved from being “goat’d” (just coined a term! I’m high fiving a million angels right now.)
But unlike T-Swizzle, this particular goat video takes us back to the days when Justin still had a high voice and his long, luscious bangs. Oh, the head shake. How I miss thee.
Congratulations go out to Wiz Khalifa and finance Amber Rose welcomed their baby boy on Thursday! They christened their bundle of joy Sebastian ‘The Bash” Taylor Thomaz. Only parents as cool as Wiz and Amber would give their kid a rap-worthy nickname from the get go.
Amber broke the news on her Instagram with this cute daddy photo.
Wiz followed up with an update on baby Bash’s first day.
Thanx for all the love guys. Bash took his first poop, had a good meal now he’s peacin ?????????
— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) February 22, 2013
Wiz sat down with andPOP not too long ago to tell us how excited he is to be a dad and told us that he would love to get a Rolls Royce complete with a built-in child-seat and customized paint job.
Congrats to the happy couple!
After months of obscure photos and side profile shots of Blue Ivy, Beyonce has finally given us an update on how her baby girl is growing up!
Publishing a full shot of Blue Ivy, we can just tell that baby Blue looks just like her daddy Jay-Z and she is adorable!! While she is only 13 months, I bet this baby is going to start picking up some of her mama’s fierceness!!
It’s a convenient time for this photo to be published as Beyonce’s documentary ‘Life is but a Dream’ is set to air tonight (Feb. 16) at 9 p.m on HBO.
It’s almost as if the year 2013 is being run by Beyonce. First the SuperBowl, and then a double-whammy of Bey-focused television specials. Right before the diva’s documentary, she will also be featured in ‘Oprah’s nect Chapter’ at 8PM on OWN tonight!
Tommy Wooldridge doesn’t have the best luck when it comes to swooning the ladies so he’s turned to the swag master himself, Canada’s very own Justin Bieber, for a little inspiration. Watch as Tommy uses lyrics from “Beauty and a Beat,” “Boyfriend,” and “Baby” to capture the hearts of these unsuspecting ladies. Hey Tommy, I hope you find your baby, baby, baby!
Previously, he has attempted pick-up lines from Blink 182 and Taylor Swift. [VEVO]
This baby sure knows how to get down. Next you will see baby Iggy in the club stealing ALL your men. Is that a little much? Just a little. I’m sorry, I can’t contain myself, this is just too cute. Possibly my favourite baby video yet.
This video is proof that Beyonce is a magical goddess in disguise. With a three-month-old baby being comforted with the sound of her voice, it’s clear the effect Beyonce can have on people is astounding.
Blue Ivy is extremely lucky to have a mama with such a voice. Millions would DO ANYTHING to be treated with a one-on-one concert with Queen B herself!
Like those two twin baby’s bobbing their head’s to their dad’s guitar, this video will give you that warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Seventeen-month-old Ethan ran onstage and started dancing when his dad Coffey Anderson was performing at a NYE event in Texas. He stole the show!!
His mom let him go on stage as he showed of his pro moves. Since loading the video on YouTube under coffeysouthernman, the family has been contacted by Fox, NBC, Glenn Beck and many others.
Watch it here
Here’s a reason why the next generation is not doomed. Being quizzed on her favourite musicians such as The Rolling Stones and The Beatles, this little girl seriously knows her stuff.
I swear, by the time she gets to kindergarten, she’ll probably become a mini-Wikipedia for music! Three cheers for awesome kids and their parents!
Stop the presses, ladies and gents. There will soon be a Kimye Jr. running around the streets of Hollywood.
According to E! News, Kim Kardashian is expecting her first child with Kanye West. Spilling the news during a show in Atlantic City on Sunday night, the rapper reportedly said, “Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama,” before pointing to Kardashian, who was in the crowd.
Moments later, the rest of the Kardashian clan started tweeting the good news.
Sister Kendall Jenner tweeted, “Whos excited about the KIMYE babbyyy?! 
weeee!”
While Mom Kris Jenner said, “Im a happy girl !!!!!!!!! Wowza!” and “Oh BABY BABY BABY!!”
Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian tweeted, “Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!!! LOVE is everything!!!!”
While Kourtney Kardashian later added, “Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!”
It’s been said that Kim is about 12 weeks pregnant, which is kind of awkward because she still hasn’t officially divorced Kris Humphries yet.
But with a Kimye baby on the way, one thing’s for sure. This couple sure knows how to kick off the new year with a bang.
Congrats to the happy couple. I’m sure the baby will look much cuter than this.
Do you ever have those moments when you don’t know whether you want to eat or sleep? I sure do.
But because not all of us can get the best of both worlds, this baby is seriously one lucky kid. Falling asleep while eating a banana, this must have been PURE BLISS.
Savour it while you can little guy. SAVOUR IT.
Yikes! Looks like being a new mom might have to cost some money for Adele.
According to The Sun, the British songstress (who gave birth to a boy on October 19), missed the 42 day cut-off date to legally register her baby. Neither Adele or her boyfriend Simon Konecki, have made any appointments to register their new son with the British government.
“Cops are hardly going to be banging on their door tomorrow and it’s probably just an oversight on their part,” said a source to the tab.
“Most parents register their baby within a couple of weeks because it’s a nice thing to do – and because there’s a maximum fine of £1,000 (about $1,613) if they don’t. There’s loads of reasons why parents are late and millions of couples don’t bother for ages.”
I can see why Adele probably hasn’t went out of her way to register her baby.
She is a busy woman and has been quite quiet about her pregnancy. And since it is natural for a mother to feel protective, she probably knows that registering the tot will make his name known and risk more details leaking about him.
However, it would be best to get this kind of thing out of the way before warning letters start coming. If the birth hasn’t been recorded within three months, the registrar can be held liable and fined—meaning that the proud parents may have more things to worry about in the future.
But that being said, I’m sure Adele can cover the costs.
