This Taiwanese video shows the most ridiculous reenactment of Justin Bieber puking on stage. Watch fan’s rejoice as they get a face full of Justin’s vomit. Instead of it being a nasty spew when normal people are sick, it’s unicorns and rainbows! If seeing him puke once wasn’t enough, the video replays it about 20 times. In NMA’s rendition, fans enjoy being drenched in vomit. I guess this shows how dedicated his fans really are. After all, I’ve always dreamed about being puked on by Justin Bieber…
Don’t even think about pestering this kid to write a poem for you. Because if you do, all you will get in return is a sassy haiku like this:
Posted on Facebook by teacher Eric K. Carr from Tolson Elementary in Tuczson, Arizona, he posted this caption along with the photo: “From one of my fourth graders at Tolson Elementary. Yes, folks, the future is in good hands. The leaders of tomorrow aren’t just intelligent, creative, expressive, and driven, but have a wicked sense of humor too. 
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If it were up to me, I would have given the child all the gold stars.
Here is a once in a lifetime opportunity you CAN afford to pass up. Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is putting her Arizona house up for rent, and it only costs $1,400 per months, reports Realtor.
Bristol was supposed to live at the house while attending Arizona State University, however she has committed to living in H0llywood and being on reality TV. The house was purchased last December for $172,000.
Bristol – our suggestion to you is stay in the Arizona home, and go back school. Seriously, do you want to become an ignorant moron like your Mom?
This is an example of why teenage pregnancy is bad!
Just when you think you’ve seen the last of the Palins, at least until 2012, 20-year-old Bristol churns out 304 pages of pure, uncensored memoir!
Yes, that’s right. The queen of all teen moms has officially signed a deal with publishing house William Morrow & Co. to release the “Untitled Bristol Palin Memoir,” a riveting tale of televised dancing competitions, evil exes posing in Playgirl, and having a child named after an uncommonly specific verb.
Sounds relatable!
The book is listed on Amazon and can be preordered to ensure you get your very own copy for the June 21st release.
Memoirs are written for one of four reasons: to quell nostalgia, to boost egos, to stuff pockets, or to celebrate an important person’s life. We wonder what Bristol’s motivation was… hmm…
Looks like the Dancing With The Stars checks finally cleared!
Bristol Palin and her son Tripp have finally made the move to Arizona after much public discussion. Palin purchased a home in Maricopa, AZ, for about $172,000, half of what the house was worth 3 years ago. Palin paid cash for the 4,000 square foot five bedroom home.
Bristol will have to watch her step in her new neighborhood for a little while at least – she lives barely a hour’s drive from the mass shooting that took place in Tuscon on Saturday, a shooting that some fault her mother, Sarah, of being an indirect instigator.
Though it’s been rumored that Bristol will attend the state’s university, she’s already received a job offer from local radio station Mix 96.9. If Palin accepts, she’ll cohost the morning show with DJ Mathew Blades.
“I think Bristol’s outlook on life is probably different than mine, and that contrast could be interesting to listen to,” Blades commented.
Wasn’t Bristol boring enough on DWTS? There are probably way more talented and qualified people available to host the show!
What do you think of Palin’s move to AZ?
Bristol Palin recently purchased a $172k home in Arizona, with the intention of moving there permanently with her son. However in order to do, she needs approval from the son’s father, Levi Johnston, and he has yet given the OK.
A rep for Levi tells TMZ … Johnston is “aware” Bristol purchased a $172k home in AZ … but the two have not had any discussions about relocating 2-year-old Tripp.
A rep also says “Levi is not at all upset that Bristol is going to Arizona” … adding, “After the holidays, Levi and Bristol will get together and discuss plans for Tripp.”
One of the major issues is who will pay the travel bill for Levi to fly to AZ to visit his son. As we all know Levi is a deadbeat who doesn’t have 2 cents to his name.
Rage Against The Machine’s singer Zack de la Rocha has started a protest group that opposes the state of Arizona’s new immigration law, reports NME.com.
The singer and other artists including Sonic Youth, Kanye West, Massive Attack and Serj Tankian say that they will not play gigs in Arizona until the bill, SB 1070, is amended. The bill allows Arizona police to confront anyone they suspect of being an illegal immigrant to prove their official status. If they can’t, they will be arrested.
Called The Sound Strike, the group of protesters has a petition going at Thesoundstrike.net.
On the site, de la Rocha states his reason for forming The Sound Strike.
“Some of us grew up dealing with racial profiling, but this law (SB 1070) takes it to a whole new low,” he wrote. “If other states follow the direction of the Arizona government, we could be headed towards a pre-civil rights era reality. This unjust law was set into motion by the same Arizona government that refused to acknowledge Martin Luther King Jr day as a national holiday.”
The list of artists who have already signed up to support the group are Cypress Hill, Juanes, Conor Oberst, Los Tigres del Norte, Rage Against The Machine, Cafe Tacvba, Michael Moore, Kanye West, Calle 13, Joe Satriani, Serj Tankian, Rise Against, Ozomatli, Sabertooth Tiger, Massive Attack, One Day as a Lion, Street Sweeper Social Club, Spank Rock, Sonic Youth, and Tenacious D.
What happens when you take seven senior citizens, ply them with wine, and plop them in a hot tub?
As nasty as that sounds, that’s the concept behind WEtv’s new reality TV show Sunset Daze. The show, which will premiere this Wednesday, looks like MTV’s Jersey Shore with a few more wrinkles.
The show will follow the often scandalous lives of the rich and retired in Arizona’s Sun City Grand retirement center. In the very first episode, two seniors get friendly in a hot tub, a few cast members bond over bubbly, and 68-year-old widow Sandy Miracle-Jones gets set up on a string of blind dates.
Here’s a sneak peak!
Ricky Martin has spoken out against Arizona’s new immigration laws saying it “makes no sense.” The law allows law enforcement to stop anybody they think maybe an illegal immigrant.
The latin star made these comments at last night’s Billboard Latin Music Awards. This was his first public appearance after coming out as a homosexual, reports E! Online.
“This is not in the script,” he said at the ceremony in San Juan, Puerto Rico. “You are not alone. We are with you. Put a stop to discrimination. Put a stop to hate. Put a stop to racism…Long live love, long live peace.”
Looks like DMX will have an extended stay in jail. An Arizona judge has ordered the rapper to stay in jail for six months and undergo a mental health evaluation.
DMX (whose real name is Earl Simmons) was placed in jail March 9th after admitting to his probation officer that he used cocaine after being released from jail for his last offense, according to E! News. He spent 90 days behind bars after copping to drug, theft and animal-cruelty charges. However the rapper could get out of jail early if he is accepted into a drug rehab facility.
Wow, Lil Wayne really is a career criminal. Although he is currently in a New York jail for gun charges, Arizona wants him for drug charges stemming from a 2008 arrest.
TMZ reports that Yuma County, Arizona has issued a bench warrant for the rapper. Lil Wayne plead not guilty to the drug charges where DEA agents found 105 grams of marijuana, 29 grams of cocaine and 41 grams of ecstasy pills and a 40-caliber pistol on his tour bus.
He was supposed to be in court today to plead his case. It would be a shame if once he gets out of jail, he will be thrown back in.
DMX (aka Earl Simmons) was arrested earlier today in Arizona (yes this is hardly news as it seems DMX gets arrested daily). TMZ reports that the rapper violated the terms of his probation by using illegal drugs from the past nine months.
His lawyer Gary Jenkins says “He’s been battling addiction for some time and he’s in need of treatment.” Additionally his lawyer commented that DMX needs serious help, potentially from somebody like celebrity therapist Dr. Drew Pinsky.
The city of Page, Arizona is causing a stink over Michael Jackson’s dead giraffes.
The two animals, Rambo and JJ, died last November and were buried at the Banjoko Wildlife Preserve, reports TMZ.
Two months later, locals living near the reserve complained that the carcasses created a rancid smell and needed to be moved. As more and more complaints were received by the City of Page, the city finally ordered the preserve owner Freddie Hancock to excavate the graves of Rambo and JJ and relocate the bodies to a new resting ground.
