Why anyone would want to get rid of the world’s cat is beyond me, but freddiew‘s world is a dark place when the likes of Wiggles, the president of the United Sates, order a mass kitty genocide. It’s up to a group of kids to save the last cat on Earth. It’s not as easy as you think as military dogs packing some serious heat as they try to track down the precious cat. It’s life or death for these kids who probably spent too much time on the internet before the dogs took over.
But where, oh, where is the rest of the Internet crowd? You’d think we would’ve banded together by now to save every cat we can, or at least buy enough peanut butter to distract the dogs.
A Pennsylvania bus hit a deer Tuesday. Miraculously, the deer was seemingly unharmed as it crashed through the bus window, promptly springing up to its feet and frantically looking for a way out.
The deer had been crossing a street in Johnstown, Pa. when it was hit by the bus, according to Tribune-Democrat.com. The best bit, though, is watching the guy sitting all the way at the back of the bus who seems a little stunned and then decides to move his bag from the seat beside him, because that’s really going to help.
In any case, we might as well start cueing up all the deer jokes we can find.
When some rules just can’t be broken, take some inspiration from this dog who desperately tries to fetch his frisbee from the swimming pool without having to jump in. While the dog probably knows it would be easier to jump in and save his toy from a watery grave, his small victory probably will keep him from sleeping outside that night.
Sometimes you just get stuck, and there’s all there is to it.
These adorable little ducklings got temporarily stranded on a cement ledge while following their mom, and although they struggled at first, all it took was a little coaxing and one daredavel duckling to get them all down safely.
Watch the video to see the little ones triumph over life’s never ending obstacles! And props to mama for waiting patiently!!
This cat was so desperate to make his way outside that he did what I thought – before seeing this video – was impossible: he opens five COMPLETELY SHUT doors by himself to make his way onto the porch and into the sunshine. Not one, not two, not three, not four…five. I was impressed when he got the first one. Baffled when he got the second. Floored when he got the third. And then after that it kind of hit a plateau. I mean, how much amazing stunts can I watch a cat do before I start feeling sorry for myself?
In this case, it was 10 – It’s so unbelievable I had to watch it twice.
When it’s the middle of winter, I like to throw all of my fresh-out-of-the-dryer clothes onto my bed and cocoon myself in its warmth. This cat found the best way to keep warm: stick your head on popcorn. If only Tina Fey saw this video before 30 Rock ended. I’m sure Liz Lemon would’ve dunked her head in a warm bowl of popcorn too.
The movie Madagascar has turned itself into franchise with two other movies and a television show dedicated to its rag-tag team of penguins. Let’s also not forget the number of shorts and its long line of merchandise the franchise based on zoo animals can also boast.
The Madagascar movies just get better and better, and have managed to rope in an older demographic. Everyone loves the hilarious characters, implicit innuendos, sharp humour and larger than life plot lines. It also helps that the franchise has a star-studded cast that include David Schwimmer, Chris Rock, Ben Stiller, and Jada Pinkett Smith.
In the most recent instalment, Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted, their devoted audience has been introduced to a Russian tiger, a sexualized grizzly bear, and an emotional sea lion. It only goes up hill from here.
HERE ARE 17 REASONS WHY WE LOVE THE MADAGASCAR FRANCHISE
1) The mischievous penguins
2) Afro Circus
3) Gloria’s fierceness
4) The car chase scenes
5) Some animals are so fluffy you want to put them in your pocket
Dog: [talking to himself] You’re a brave dog. You can do this. Just ask if she wants to be friends. [To cat] Hey! Did you…
Cat: NO. GET AWAY FROM ME! [slaps dog]
Dog walks away.
Cat: Yeah, you keep walking bud—NO! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU.
Dog: I’m going! I was going to get a drink over here anyways.
And this is what happens when guys fail to pick up girls at bars.
Because I’m the most amazing best friend anyone could every have, I stole my best friend’s new phone the moment she got it and promptly locked myself in my room only to record the world’s most heinous cat ringtone. To be fair, I did start with a really cute “meow” but it apparently wasn’t loud enough so I ended up with a recording that sounded like a mix between a whale and a frightened horse. When her phone rang, it pretty much scared everyone around her.
That fleeting memory obviously got me thinking how this real life cat would react if it heard my monstrosity of an imitation. This kitty sounds so genuinely concerned for the phone’s “meowing” ringtone. If it were my friend’s phone, there’s no doubt that it’d be thinking, “we must kill it with fire.”
Poor little mousie. Wanting so bad to take on a hamster wheel, he is failing ever so miserably.
Hamster wheels are for an elite group. Stick to rolling around in a plastic ball.
(To be fair, this little creature looks like he belongs in a spy movie. Perhaps Tom Cruise should eat his heart out!)
Not to spoil anything, but here’s a video of a cat dressed up as a shark riding a Roomba chasing a duck. Take a minute to let that sink in then press play because basically, this is the internet.
Looking for a cool new way to make those otherwise dull and boring exercise routines more exciting? Try adding a cat!
Who says cats don’t care about their owners? Here we see Shorty and Kodi helping their owner get fit and healthy in this YouTube video that covers just about every basic workout. From squats, chest presses and even push-ups (how he got that cat to stay on his back I have no idea), there is a routine for every problem area. Who knew cats could be so useful?
While his friend may be sleeping the embarrassment away, this corgi is not happy to be dressed up as panda. Asides from looking ridiculously cute in those panda costumes, he also has the best stink-eyed face I’ve ever seen from an animal. He’s probably also a little bitter that the third corgi gets to look dapper in a vest. D’awwwww.
Are you having a bad day? Are exams getting in the way of your otherwise awesome plans??
Then stop what you’re doing and watch this video of a baby goat playing with a cat. It doesn’t get any better than this and I guarantee that it will make you smile.
I mean what could be better than hearing Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” being the soundtrack to this adorable playdate? And where the HECK can I get myself a baby goat?!
These are just some questions that you may ask yourself while watching this video. ENJOY.
As adorable as these creatures are, red pandas are also quite scary. If you bother them, these animals will stare you down as if they are trying to suck your soul out of your body.
Think of them as a real-life version of the Dementors in Harry Potter. Don’t mess with them. OR ELSE, they’ll take your happiness away.
This is what the cat must be thinking:
Cat: Oh, this is nice. He he. It’s doing funny things to my tongue. He he he. NOOOOooooo! Don’t eat my face! NOOOOoooo! He he. Tongue.
All this sloth wants to do is snuggle and love this cat, but the cat isn’t having it. It’s pretty much the beginning of every rom-com you see nowadays! I’m just waiting for another animal to appear (here’s to hoping it’s a goat to keep with our internet animal theme), who will subtly win the heart of our sloth hero. Let’s make this movie happen!
Horror writer Steve Niles pointed out this hilarious addition to the upcoming, Brad Pitt-led World War Z movie poster. Posted onto his Tumblr Arcane Images, Niles captioned his find with “Somewhere a graphic artist is giggling.”
For the record, the original movie poster does not feature the flying cat.
Thanks to this clever graphic designer, I may actually make an effort to go see the movie in theaters all because there’s a flying cat in the poster. Four for you, movie poster man!
This adorable chow puppy can’t seem to escape from his perilous jail cell: a simple metal bowl. D’awwww! I’ve never seen anything cuter since the baby I used to look after would try to escape from his own play pen. He did this by strategically running from one side of the pen to the other in an effort to tip the whole thing over. He was Tommy Pickles in real life.