Superhero Angelina from albinwonderland spoke up for girls everywhere about misogyny in geek culture and the ridiculousness of the “fake geek girl” phenomenon. The well-spoken illustrator and blogger commented on a Facebook post by comic book artist Tony Harris that criticized most female Cosplayers as “fakes.”
His message:
Hey! Quasi-Pretty-NOT-Hot-Girl, you are more pathetic than the REAL Nerds, who YOU secretly think are REALLY PATHETIC. But we are onto you. Some of us are aware that you are ever so average on an everyday basis. But you have a couple of things going your way. You are willing to become almost completely Naked in public, and yer either skinny( Well, some or most of you, THINK you are ) or you have Big Boobies… You have this really awful need for attention, for people to tell you your pretty, or Hot, and the thought of guys pleasuring themselves to the memory of you hanging on them with your glossy open lips, promising them the Moon and the Stars of pleasure, just makes your head vibrate. After many years of watching this shit go down every 3 seconds around or in front of my booth or table at ANY given Con in the country, I put this together.
Yea, gross huh? Angelina was just as disgusted as you probably are right now. She eloquently called him out for shaming female cosplayers and glorifying their looks.
After reading his original post, she commented: “You and dude bros like you are the reason that women everywhere feel too intimidated to get into comics. Because if we enjoy them and express ourselves in a way that you don’t personally approve of, you try to nerd cred shame us out of your little boys club. And in the same breath you go, why aren’t there any boys here?”
We’re happy she gave a voice to female cosplayers everywhere. What do you think of her message?
Watch it here:
If you have some chunk change $1000 floating around and feel an inexplicable urge to talk to a has-been celebrity over the phone for an hour than I recommend you avoid calling Dial-A-Star.com and instead talk to a loved one about how you’re feeling. It’s not normal.
Yes, Dial-A-Star.com is a real service that allows you to talk over the phone to your favourite celebs. The stars don’t have to talk dirty, but they do ask for a premium price. Here are some people on call:
Tila Tequila: $20-per-minute
Dina Lohan: $18-per-minute
Angelina (Jersey Shore): $15-per-minute
OctoMom: $12-per-minute
Michael Lohan: $10-per-minute
I find this a very tacky way for celebrities to earn money off genuine fans— if these particular celebs have any that is! I also wonder how they root out the calls from haters as there are bound to be some hostile customers.
Still, if you’re DYING to ask Angelina why things didn’t work out in the Jersey Shore house than you can ring her up. Though there are so many reasons to list your payment will probably be upwards of $200 at least.
Angelina Pivarnick needs to find a new job now that her “Jersey Shore” days are over, and of course she is looking for the next serious career move. Naturally that serious career move is TNA Wrestling.
TMZ reports that Angelina is in serious discussions with TNA Wrestling to get her in the ring. Her potential opponent? The always glamorous and sophisticated Cookie from TNA.
It will be the ultimate brawl of New Jersey trash. We can’t wait!
If you’ve been keeping up with Jersey Shore, you know that Angelina is pretty crazy. Sure, the show’s portrayal of her could be attributed to the editing and the context things are shown in, but now there’s proof that Angelina is actually short-tempered and not afraid to get into a fight.
According to PerezHilton.com, while she was riding in a limo with her mother, Annmarie, Angelina grew increasingly irritated as their driver hit on her mom. Again, if you’ve ever seen the show, you know that when Angelina gets mad, she just snaps.
Things heated up, with swearing and yelling involved, so the limo driver pulled over, apparently giving Angelina the opportunity to strike. She allegedly struck the driver in the head and then repeatedly hit him.
Angelina’s mother confirmed the story, saying, “After Angelina fought with the guy he called his brother who immediately arrived on the scene, and then threatened to get more people to come and fight us. It was scary because it was 3:00am and we were in a bad neighborhood.”
It’s pretty clear what went down, so it’s only a matter of time before a lawsuit is slapped on the Jersey Shore guidette.
Actress ANGELINA JOLIE began crying during an interview aired on U.S. TV yesterday morning when talk turned to the death of her mother earlier this year.
Jolie’s mum Marcheline Bertrand passed away in January after a long battle with cancer.
In the interview screened on Today, the Tomb Raider said, “I’m in a strange, I suppose, place in my life. I think that happens when you lose a parent, where you drop into a different kind of serious. And yet, at the same time, you want to laugh and enjoy as much as possible every day.
“I’m hanging on to my family really tight at this moment, and, because of that, trying to be as good a woman as I can be in my life.”
Tears then rolled down Jolie’s face and she said, “Dammit, you got me crying.”
Interviewer Ann Curry apologized and Jolie continued, “It’s alright. It’s a part of life… I lost my mom. It’s a natural thing for a child to lose a parent. I lost my mom too young, but it happened. And I’m happy she’s out of pain, because I love her and she’s my friend.”
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ANGELINA JOLIE has set her sights on starring in a JAMES BOND movie – playing either an evil villain or the first female Bond superspy.
Jolie was considered for the role of CASINO ROYALE Bond girl VESPER LIND, eventually played by EVA GREEN, but she was pregnant with daughter SHILOH NOUVEL and had to withdraw.
But she insists it’s still an ambition: “I’d love to be a Bond villain or the first female Bond.”
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Hollywood’s hottest pair spent Christmas Day at a refugee camp in Costa Rica.
True to her philanthropic ways, Angelina Jolie, a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, and her bodacious boyfriend Brad Pitt visited Colombian refugees on Christmas day.
“We had a marvelous Christmas Day with the Costa Rican people and the families of the Colombian refugees that we met,” Jolie said in a statement released by UNHCR.
The dynamic duo gave presents to the children in the capital San Jose.
Currently, there are 11,500 refugees who fled to Costa Rica, most of whom are Colombian escaping the mounting conflicts between guerrillas, soldiers, and paramilitary officers.
After having a baby, most people receive gifts, but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have given one away instead.
According to Access Hollywood, the new parents donated $300,000 to Namibian children and $15,000 to the African town of Swakopmund. For a school and community centre.
“We want to contribute to Namibia and the people who have been so gracious to us at this time,” a government statement quoting the couple said.
The couple welcomed their first child together, a girl named Shiloh, at the Welwitschia Clinic in Namibia Saturday. Jolie has two previously adopted children, who Pitt is in the process of adopting.
