While Lindsay  slowly fades into either total obscurity or the darkest corners of the L.A. county morgue, lil sis Ali Lohan has to represent the crazy family somehow.

The 17-year-old is desperate for to become a model. So much so that you can tell she’s clearly had work done.

Has she been taking Lindsay’s “special pills”? She now looks like one of those hungry zombies from the Walking Dead.

Keeping it classy, Ali agrees to the cover of Page Six Magazine, where she flaunts her new nose job and, according to Just Jarred, talks about how “normal” her family is.

In the interview, she was asked if she had plastic surgery.

“I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?” she said.

I don’t know who mothered Ali, but Dina Lohan is a notorious money-hungry show-mom like the ones you see on ‘Toddlers and Tiaras”. Dina is allegedly a bigger part animal than Lindsay and also the one who let her take “candy” from strangers. I have a feeling Dina referred Ali to a plastic surgeon herself.

Another topic discussed was drugs, which Ali claims she’s never tried.

“I just say no [to drugs]. I’m lucky enough that I had my sister to learn from. I’ve seen people do it to her and I’ve learned to be like, ‘That’s stupid, no.’ That’s why Lindsay and me are so close, because we’re able to talk about those things together,” she said.

Yes, there’s no better way to have a sister bonding moment than in a nightclub bathroom snorting really inappropriate things. I have little faith that Lindsay is a good enough big sister to lecture Ali on the bad side effects of taking heroin or cocaine. I know Ali can’t go on speaking truthful things like “yes, my mom did pay for me to have a nose job” and “yeah, Lindsay and I have sleepovers with narcotics all the time!” or else her image and career wil be ruined, too. However, from time to time, I really wish these celebrities would just be honest and own up to their action.

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Linday Lohan’s younger sister Ali can now cross ‘model’ off her to-be list.

The 17-year-old once made an attempt at a singing career, but when that didn’t pan out, she turned to NEXT Model Management.

Looking extremely skinny but high-fashion, Ali scored the cover and a spread in Fault Magazine. Modelling may not be the best career choice for this young Lohan. Let’s be for real..we all know what most models do backstage at a show…

Maybe if she actually studied and got into college in the mean time… Judging from how totally awesome Lindsay’s life is going right now, we just want to see Ali going down the right path.

CHeck out Ali’s mag spread here.

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Music manager Johnny Wright has denied ever having an interest in Ali Lohan’s career.

Wright, whose clients include the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake, denied the rumours that he wanted to take Lindsay’s little sister under his wing by writing to Page Six.

The statement was very clear that Wright has nothing to do with Ali, and likes it that way. “Johnny Wright would like to set the record straight regarding his involvement with Ali Lohan,” it reads. “Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career.”

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Lindsay Lohan is putting breast-busting rumours to rest.

Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s little sister and star of reality T.V. show “Living Lohan” is facing tabloid speculation that she got breast implants.

And big sister, Lindsay, is fighting back.

The “Mean Girls” star wrote on her MySpace blog:

“All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.

“i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet! It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye… i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.”

Lindsay went on to say that she just received some new clothes from Alexander Wang and that she missed Samantha Ronson, who was out of town.

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It must be love: little by little, Lindsay Lohan isn’t really hiding her relationship with Samantha Ronson any more.

The New York Post reports that Lohan and the celebrity DJ – who is openly gay – are moving in together.

This news comes after Lohan and Ronson have been on a romantic European getaway, and were even caught on camera in a sweet embrace on Sean Combs’ yacht in Cannes. Lohan has also been seen sporting a diamond encrusted ring on her left ring finger, sparking rumours that the two are engaged.

Both Lohan’s mother and her younger sister, Aliana, have released a statement claiming that Lindsay is not a lesbian.

Several magazines are apparently offering Lohan a huge check if she will come out to them exclusively.

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