Somewhere in Australia, a weird drug deal went down the other day. You know you’re going to have a problem when the ritzy dude buying drugs from you is completely indiscreet and wants a receipt to claim the product on taxes. He’s that guy who has obscure dietary restrictions and refuses to eat anything that’s not fat-free. It is 2012 after all, every product should be tailor made for the beach bum Australian.
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There are sooo many reasons why Aussies are hardnuts, let us count the ways: Sharks, crocodiles, jellyfish, SNAKES. And they’re everywhere. Well, not in the cities or your fancy car, but if you’re in Australian you’re immediately 10 times more badass just being in the same area as these wild animals and that’s the truth according to comedian Alex Williamson.
Don’t worry about it, they’re f*cking out there mate.