Australia’s shittiest DJ, otherwise known as Drongo, provided us with a wealth of douchey one-liners that you should never ever repeat in public.

Here are some of the douchiest things he said:

• “I fuck b*tches so hard they owe me cash.”
• “You get to do one thing to my dick. You can’t punch it, don’t f*cking set it on fire, some c*nt did that once. Just fucking chew.”
• “I’ve got 903 fans on my Facebook page and that didn’t happen overnight. That started six years ago…”

The parody, by Australian YouTube star shooterwilliamson, is already trending online since uploading it this morning. Previously, he showed us how NOT to do a drug deal and told us why Aussies are the wildest of the bunch.

I hate to say it, but he kind of reminds of that self promoter who got nominated for a Grammy, Al Walser.

Watch it here

Fans of electronic dance music were baffled at the inclusion of an unknown performer in the Best Dance Recording category for the 55th annual Grammys. Nominated among Avicii’s “Levels,” Calvin Harris and Ne-Yo’s “Let’s Go” and Skrillex and Sirah’s “Bangarang,” was Al Walser’s  ”I Can’t Live Without You.” HUH? Considering the calibre of the artists nominated it was surprising that a relative unknown was included… especially after you watch the quality of his music video.

Walser’s Facebook page currently has 1586 likes (compared to the millions for his competitors) and up until this morning at 6 am, the two official versions of his YouTube music video had fewer than 7000 views combined, according to Spin.

There were a few other disappointments last night when the Grammy nominations were revealed. including snubs for One Direction and Justin Bieber. Of course, there were some class acts that got nominated (including Mumford and Sons) but then there were a few questionable nods.

Something seems fishy about this particular one. Do you think he deserved to be nominated or his he the Rebecca Black of dance music?

Watch his music video here