It’s a departure from Disney, that’s for sure.

The former High School Musical starlet released the music video Friday for her Spring Breakers track “$$$ex” and I have no words. Let’s just say that if I tried to describe this video, you would think I was recounting a particularly vivid acid trip from a wild rave in the 90s. It’s something you have to see to believe. I understand growing up and wanting to separate yourself from the squeaky clean Disney image, but I think the multiple nude photo scandals and risqué role in the movie were enough for her.

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Breast implants will give you perfectly perky large boobs, but they can also save your life. A Canadian woman was shot my her ex-boyfriend and thinks she’s alive today because she had implants. The bullet went straight through both her breasts, ruining her implants in the process. Convinced her implants saved her, she underwent surgery again for a new pair. Am I the only one who sees a flaw in this? If a bullet only went through your breasts, and you had implants, what would’ve happened if you didn’t have implants? I’m going to assume the bullet would’ve went right past you. Therefore, if you didn’t have fake boobs, you wouldn’t have had any injuries. You’re welcome.

Vampire on the loose

I guess some people in the world really believe those Twilight movies are real. They’re not real people!! In Serbia, some people literally believe vampires are among them. A home that a well-known vampire lives in recently collapsed, sending the town into a frenzy. They think he’s roaming the hills looking for a new home. People are so scared, they have armed their doors with crosses and garlic. I know what you’re thinking, that I’m lying. I wish I was. Watch the CNN report below.

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While we’re not necessarily recommending you use your next essay-free night to experiment with acid, we do recommend you read about such an experience courtesy of trooper @hella_brad, aka Gary Debussy, who recently live tweeted his first experience with the hallucinogenic drug. (See @hella_brad above, not on acid, but in a men’s room).

And damn, it sounds like he had the type of eye-opening experience that can only be accompanied by listening to Pink Floyd and staring through kaleidoscopes. Instead, he decided to go to a college party (win).

It all started when he asked his followers: “Serious tweet: should I take acid and go to a frat barbeque. I trust you guys to make the right decision for me.” OBVS a few people favourited the tweet because come on, that sounds like highly readable material. And it did not disappoint.

Read some of our favourite tweets below (not in order) and check out a complete Storify version here.

Things to do while you’re on acid:

1. Listen to R Kelly

2. Do a good deed and reward yourself with ice cream

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“What did you do at work today?”

“Oh you know the usual — guzzled coffee, crunched some numbers, had water cooler chat, then a meeting. You?”

“Tripped acid, went to the biggest dog show in the world and interviewed doggers dog people.”

That’s Vice for you. They sent drugged up photographer Brayden Olson to Madison Square Garden to interview the owners of fine Labradoodles, Bulldogs and Retrievers. The result is a hilarious. Fortunately Olson didn’t have any traumatic freak outs, but it looks like he had a couple deep, self-reflective moments in the company of canines.

Poor Pikachu is trippin’ pokeballs! It was just a regular old challenge but then lazy old Muk dropped ACID on the dude. Pikachu goes through a crazy trippy adventure with flying pokeballs and talking chairs. That’s just cheap fighting.

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First we have to address the really pretty pink elephant in the room. Did drugs have anything to do with the ‘Walk The Dog’ music video? It had to right? All those crazy colours and trippy editing lead us to believe some sort of psychedelic was involved. This question eventually led us to a surprising revelation. The lead singer doesn’t celebrate himself like many of the front men we usually talk to. In fact he’s a little self conscious.  In this interview we discuss Nate’s hesitation to watch Fun’s music videos, and sometimes, even listen to his own music.