Are people EVER going to learn that taking off their skivvies is going to result in mucho extortion in their future?
The latest victim of the sex tape fame machine is everyone’s favourite dirty Myspace ho, Tila Tequila. Apparently one of Tequila’s ex-boyfriends has dug up some old family vacation footage and, to put it delicately, there’s some P-inside-of-V action.
“He said he’ll put out the tape unless I pay him $75,000,” Tila told Radar Online, apparently flabbergasted at her ex-lover’s “audacity to not only betray me…but to use [the tape] to exploit me and hurt me.”
75K, Tila? Surely the royalties from your radio-ready hit “Stripper Friends” can cover that! …no? Well, how about your Shot at Love cash? …wow, you don’t have that either? Yikes!
Tequila has hired a small army of lawyers to tackle the extortion case adding that she will “make sure he goes to jail for this.”
It’s not that Tila is against starring in the skin flicks – quite the opposite! She’s actually just settled a deal with mega porn empire Vivid Entertainment to star in one of their upcoming masterpieces.
Hmm, could the homemade footage have captured Tila doing something extra nasty? What do you think?
According to TMZ, we are not just in for a shot at love, but a double shot of sex i.e. Tila Tequilas sex tapes! Screw Karissa Shannon and her sex tape, give us some Tequila!
Apparently, Tila Tequila has made two sex tapes of titillating variety. One is girl-on-girl and the other is guy-on-girl. The tapes are already in high demand as two different porn companies are fighting for distribution rights. One of the companies has already gotten a hold of one of the tapes but our favorite, the infamous Vivid Entertainment wants both of them.
Tila is being a little coy about releasing her sex tapes. She is not flat out refusing but she told TMZ.com that she plans on dealing with her lawyers if private tapes of her are unlawfully leaked. This seems like a front that Tila will not hold down for too long once she sees her side of the deal.
It’s obvious that seeing Tila in Playboy and Penthouse is just not enough for the public. We know she has much better things to offer. Vamos! One, Tequila, two Tequila, tree Tequila, more!
