Seeing these dogs lick then back away from their citric fruit of choice reminds me of my relationship with tequila: It’s a curious substance and at first, you want to try it. But once you do, you realize it’s the devil.
In showbiz, they say never to work with kids or animals. But in the 24 hour news world, sometimes you don’t have a choice. Just watch this video of reporters having less than pleasant experiences with animals.
It’s all about getting the shot, right?
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In what might be the funniest thing I’ve seen all day, radio station Y100 Miami has uploaded this video of Ed Sheeran and former N’Sync member Lance Bass reenacting one of my favourite scenes from The Notebook. When Allie (Bass) is torn between her, um, the love of his life, Noah (Sheeran) and who her parents expect her to marry, he must choose between love and family in this heart-breaking scene.
The video is hilarious and will surely get you out of your Tuesday slump. Also, can we just take a moment to appreciate the great American accent skills of Ed Sheeran? Someone get him a fake Emmy, stat!
Convince your friends that you should be part of the X-Men by turning water into ice instantly! As Grant Thompson shows you, It’s less sorcery and more science.
Justin Bieber once said, “As hard as I’ve tried, I don’t know how not to be adorable.” I, like Justin Bieber, have the same problem. I just don’t know how to turn it off.
It’s just like how some people can’t control their bitchy resting face a.k.a. chronic bitch face.
Contrary to popular belief, there is a difference between being a bitch and having a bitchy resting face. There’s really no way to control how your face looks—except for trying to smile all the time but that’s going to hurt after a while. Just don’t like your chronic bitch face be the excuse to being an actual bitch.
Thanks, Broken People,for bring attention to this serious problem. I hope we can all become better people for it.
What’s there not to love about Gerard Butler? He’s a brooding yet funny Scotsman. That’s pretty much a trifecta if you ask me and now we can add that he literally has buns of steel. I mean, how great of an ice breaker would this be with the ladies? (Okay, maybe not.)
On a recent visit to a German talk show, The 300 star took on a dare to crush a walnut with his butt and after some bad aiming on the first attempt, he manages to crack that nut on the second go. The clip shows a previous guest cracking a whole line of them leaving you to think a) Ow! and b) How does one even begin to learn they can do this?
You never know, the new skill could come in handy for his next role. I would recommend adding it to his “skills and qualifications” section on his resume.
I’m going to be that parent who dresses their toddler in ridiculously costumes until they’re old enough to realize that wearing a Spider-Man costume to the grocery store isn’t normal. Alas, those days better be a long ways a way and for now, I have to settle on animals or, because I am currently animal-less at the moment, looking at photos of animals in ridiculous clothes.
While I very much enjoy the pages of Menswear Dog, there’s nothing like a pug wearing a sweater with varying degrees of disgust (or happiness) on their face. So may I present Pugs in Clothes, the latest Must-Follow Tumblr (asides from ours, of course).
Here are just some of the best pictures of pugs in clothes right now.
It’s hard to pinpoint exactly why I think this vintage commercial of Australia’s Dreamworld theme park is so funny. Is it Marge holding a koala like it’s Maggie? Is it because Bart’s in kiddie town jail? Or is it just the shots of the family of mascots having a grand ol’ time in the 1990s? Maybe it’s all of the above or just because this happened in the nineties and everything in the nineties was so awfully good. In any case, this should be the one 30 second clip you should feast your eyes on during your busy day.
The thing about best friends is that they don’t have to be human. Need some proof? Check out this video of a dog pushing a man in a wheelchair through the flooded streets of Russia. Well, we assume it’s Russia because of the video’s title.
The only awful person in the whole video had to be the person who was filming the touching moment of dog love. They were clearly in a cozy car and didn’t offer to help the person in the wheelchair and his dog a lift. Humanity, man. It’s sometimes hard to believe in when you have dogs being more upstanding humans than actual humans.
Linda Whitaker caught this heartbreakingly beautiful moment between her parents while her father was in the hospital. Warning: we suggest breaking out the tissues before hitting play.
A cat in Mexico is making waves as his loyal followers campaign for him to become the City of Xalapa’s new mayor.
Morris, otherwise know as “El Candigato Morris,” was elected as the citizen’s candidate by two young men who were sick of the city’s corrupt politicians, according to CNN. His campaign slogan even translates to “For a Xalapa Without Rats.”
Morris “promises” to do what all politicians do: eat, sleep and do nothing else. So far, it seems like Morris is winning the internet’s vote as he has racked up over 83,000 likes on Facebook as of Monday.
If Morris is successful in his bid to become the city’s new mayor, he won’t be alone in the ever exclusive cat mayor category. He will join Stubbs the cat who was first elected mayor of the town Talkeetna, Alaska in 1997. Stubbs is still the town’s honorary mayor to this day.
The best part of this story, though, is imagining just how much money his fellow candidates will spend to knock Morris out of the race. Paying to rig an election so a cat doesn’t beat you = comedic gold. Someone call Disney! Let’s get this cat a movie, ASAP!
We have already showed you how mugs and libraries can reflect your personality, now we are going to show you how stairs (yes, stairs) can suit your personality. Yes, it sounds ridiculous. I know what you’re thinking.”Stairs are just stairs, where’s the art in that? On occasion, you trip or fall at their mercy.” Not all true.
Chances are, you have never seen how cool stairs could truly be or how creative you can be with them. Not all stairs are covered with basic carpeting or are standard wood. You’ll never see stairs in the same light after seeing these mind-blowing steps. You’ll see how they can truly brighten your home, and reflect your personality.
In my future home, I’ll have the steps that lead to my room painted to look like book spines. The stairs to the basement will have the lyrics from “Defying Gravity” from the musical Wicked. I haven’t spent any time thinking about the stairs of my future home, I have no idea what you are talking about…that’s ridiculous. I don’t plan these things… Oh, and I want a spiral staircase somewhere.
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To help celebrate last week’s National Doughnut Day, we published a list of the three doughnut creations that we would never want to eat. That list basically taught us that we should never turn the doughnut into a sandwich. And yet, here we are with another doughnut sandwich monstrosity on our hands: the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe.
Chicken Charlie’s at the San Diego Country Fair unveiled The Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe on Saturday. Instead of a bun, this meaty fair meal features two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts in lieu of bread.
My stomach wants to rip itself out of my body at the sight of it. I guess it’s time to soothe the beast by reading the menu of Guy Fieri’s Time Square restaurant. Oh, no. That made things worse.
We have to wonder if this man is simply trying to channel his inner M.I.A. as he texts his friends from the hood of a moving car in Saudi Arabia. It’s not like he’s on a closed street or anything. In fact, it looks like he’s on the high way as cars speed past him at about 60 MPH.
We have to wonder if the car was full or if he was just getting a shitty reception inside the vehicle. If anything, dying because you got better cell reception on top of a moving car is THE WORST WAY TO DIE.
I, for one, would much rather kick the bucket The Notebook-style as the love of my life and I died together because life would suck so much without one another. THAT IS ROMANTIC. This, on the other hand, is just stupid. Even if you were texting your significant other from the hood of a moving car, it’s still NOT ROMANTIC because this is probably what you would send instead:
“K. See you at werfojedgl;vjn;oaeihdgsv;owakhebdg;ajksnd”
I’m also sure she wouldn’t be so impressed if you were dead on your date night because you couldn’t wait.
Basically, the lesson to be learnt is don’t be an idiot.
This Pub Loo Shocker prank was brought to you by the U.K.’s Department for Transport’s THINK! campaign. The prank aims to scare people straight and keep them from driving drunk. While we hope it does stop people from driving under the influence, we hope it doesn’t stop them from washing their hands after using the washroom. Just watch the video to see what I mean.
Like a good child, this dog is curious about everything.
For example, this dog is probably thinking, “what is that mysterious machine shooting water into this magical blue lagoon? This wasn’t here when there were white flakes of ice falling from the skies a couple of months ago? What is the point?”
He’ll learn soon enough when the heat becomes unbearable. Or just seconds after his discovery.
From ‘Nuthin But a G’ Thang’ to ‘Regulate’, Jimmy Fallon now has Brian Williams rapping along to N.W.A’s ‘Straight Outta Compton.’
This is almost as good as the mash-ups of Barack Obama singing along to hits such as ‘Call Me Maybe’ and ‘Sexy and I Know It.’
Now if only we found out what Brian Williams thinks of all of this!!
The 90s was a time of many hidden gems such as “The Flo”, a magical water-filled plastic bag that helped people of all ages become more fit.
This is NOTHING like the prancercise. I sense that this wonderful contraption will not only give you the results you desire but will also provide you with a Zen-like peace.
Forget zombies, monsters and aliens. If this video is any indication of how scary goats are when they’re alone, then you better start protecting yourself.
I have no idea how one goat could be terrorizing a whole town. Certainly kicking it will make it more angry than to stop it from bullying everyone else.
But I would be lying if I said I didn’t die of laughter after seeing the man in the striped shirt trying to be a hero.
Whether this man has a lot of time on his hands or he’s simply just fascinated by teenagers, here’s a video of him giving phonetic descriptions of the annoying sounds adolescents make.
While I’m pretty sure only elderly men make the last two noises, I’d really like to see him dissect the sound of beatboxing!!