While Japanese girls are Hadokening their way through social media, users of the Chinese social networking site Weibo are joking about how “sexy” their dogs look in a pair of pantyhose. Apparently, they think it’s funny.
HOW IS THIS FUNNY?
STOP IT! STOP! STOP! STOP!
This isn’t funny. It’s creepy. Now let’s kill it with fire. The trend, not the dogs.
Just in case you’re sick of assholes like ItsLavishBitch who flaunts his fake cash like it’s real, here’s the best Instagram account that is sure to make you smile (asides from ours, obviously).
Catzwithbowties is exactly what it sounds like: instagram photos of cats wearing bowties. Why make such an account? Well:
Without further ado, here are the ten cutest cats with bowties:
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Asides from the lame “this is a satire” on prom-posals in the beginning of the movie, we have to give it up to this young man who bravely donned a pair of gold booty shorts as he twerked during his own prom-posal. But does she say YES this THIS?!
Dammit, Gizmo. Don’t you remember what happened to Nemo? This is why we can’t have nice things.
For animals who spend so much time in water, you’d almost think otters were born with the ability to swim!
But like humans, they have to learn the hard way.
Watch Mollala the Baby River Otter take on the water as her mother throws her in the water to force her to learn. Yes, it looks a little brutal and scary. But hey, results show that it works!!
P.S. This kind of looks like the times my mom dragged me to the shower when I was a kid…
Commemorating the 40th anniversary of the cell phone, Jimmy Kimmel provided his audience with a funny yet very factual mini documentary on its history.
From wealthy douchebags on the beach to awkward phases where dads thought it was cool to clip those giant phones on their belts, the cell phone has certainly come a long way.
So with a huge percentage of the world owning an iPhone, Android, Blackberry or any other regular-sized cell phone, aren’t you glad that you have something to distract you with every day?
Happy anniversary cell phones. You make us happy.
Prepare to stay up all night, folks.
Because if this rooster’s laugh doesn’t frighten you, then I don’t know what will.
I get the feeling that this is a fake video. But because my imagination tends to run wild, I’m starting to believe that some evil spirit came and possessed this animal.
AHH. There’s nothing like starting your morning off with a good start.
For this cat named Zing, this early ritual comes in in the form of dancing on top of a dog’s head.
While this may not be the nicest thing, this dog certainly deserves a treat for being so patient. But then again, he’s probably just not a morning person and could not care less.
There’s nothing like a good party beat that just gets you in the mood. But, getting too excited before the beat actually drops can actually make for a very embarrassing moment.
So if this ever happens to you what would you do? Would you play it off or act completely dejected?! Regardless, this may be the funniest video I have ever seen in a long time.
It’s no secret that cats are no fans of water, but just listen to Tigger the cat’s pleas as his owners try and give him a bath. He pretty much hates his life.
Myth busted: you can rhyme “orange,” or in other words, no one is safe from the power of Taylor Swift’s guitar.
To mark the 30th anniversary of the Steven Spielberg classic Jurassic Park, the dinosaur movie will return to theatres for an exclusive 3D release. Will the park’s t-rex and velociraptor look scary in 3D? Probably. But to help keep those nightmares at bay, here are the 10 best Jurassic Park-related bits and gags the internet has to offer.
1. Theme Song (Melodica Cover)
2. Barney
3. Beatles dressed as the characters
4. Dino Photobooth
5. This Jeff Goldblum painting
Admit it: you totally enjoyed watching The Price is Right during the days you were stuck at home because you were sick. I don’t blame you; asides from good ol’ Ellen Degeneres, day time programming is more or less lacking. It’s cheesy and tacky, but you gotta admit, it’s lots of damn fun.
Whether you were shouting prices at Bob Barker or Drew Carey, you’ve always imagined being plucked out of the crowd to become a contestant on the show. But just in case those dream do become reality, here are some examples of the kind of contestants you should be or hope to never become.
The Best Contestant
While he probably spent hours studying the show, he’s never cocky. He’s just excited to be there cheering alongside the likes of some college co-eds and retired grandmas.
The Worst Contestant
Don’t be that person who wastes Bob Barker’s time because he had to tell you how to play the game.
The Luckiest Contestant
Apparently, the show pretty much pulls out all the stops when it’s your birthday.
Aaron Paul on the Price is Right
After he lost, he decided that becoming Jesse Pinkman was a better career path.
On an episode of TLC’s My Crazy Obsession, Eric Ducharme introduces the world to his obsession with mermaids. He doesn’t simply collect mermaid figurines, he becomes one. Ducharme has a large collection of tails that he uses to transform himself into a merman. Though he already is a certified scuba instructor, he typically free dives with his tail on and can go about 4 minutes underwater before having to surface for air!
This is one My Crazy Obsession that I don’t think is very crazy at all. Well, it’s not on the “I married the Eiffel Tower” level of crazy. I’m not going to lie, my 8-year-old self would be fangirling over Ducharme’s tail collection. I, too, was obsessed with mermaids (blame Disney) and even pretended I was one as I dolphin-kicked across the pool. Thanks to my vivid imagination, I learning how to do the butterfly stroke came pretty naturally. So four for you, Eric Ducharme! You live your merman life to the fullest!
I really like books. It doesn’t matter if it’s a long epic novel or a picture book, I just like collecting and reading books.
I think my next purchase may just be T-Rex Trying by Hugh Murphy. We already know that it would be impossible for a T-Rex to put/take off party hat thanks to his short little arms, but what would happen if he were to do things like:
1. Doing a Cartwheel
2. Trying to win a sack race
3. Trying to take a profile picture
4. Trying to reach for food in the back of the fridge
5. Trying to hold his girlfriend’s hand
D’awwww… If they were so damn scary in Jurassic Park I would actually feel bad for our T-Rex friend because he just wanted to hold her hand.
Things take a dark turn in this Calvin and Hobbes fan-made live action trailer by GrittyReboots.
Calvin’s all grown up but he hasn’t left Hobbes or his imagination behind. But unlike the happy, fun days of his childhood, his imagination has other plans for Calvin, making his life more miserable than enjoyable.
This is basically what happened:
For anyone who doesn’t go to the gym, the exercise ball is a complete mystery. What do you actually do with an exercise ball asides from sitting on it? To help us lazy asses out, here’s a handy exercise ball fail video to help you figure what not to do with those oversized balloons.
Bonus: there has never been a more appropriate use of the Top Gun song, “Danger Zone.”
When I was growing up, there were 9 planets in our solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. I can thank the many hours of devouring episodes of Sailor Moon and the many science books for kids my parents bought me.
Then Pluto got demoted to a “dwarf planet” in 2006 because it’s not the only large body in the Kuiper belt, bring the official planet count to 8. Despite the official change in status, to me, Pluto will always be a planet.
There is also one little girl who feels the same way but took it one step further and wrote a letter to noted astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. Read her passionate letter below:
I hope he wrote back to her, not in cursive of course.
Thanks to College Humor, this may be the only time we ever see Batman, Superman, the Hulk and Thor go up against the likes of Pokémon and Calvin Klein. Yeah, that’s right Calvin Klein because this is a superhero cologne off!
