While watching these videos, I felt my self-esteem slowly deteriorate into nothingness. I’ll be turning 20 soon, and there are many things that these kids can do that I can’t even dream of. Here are just 10 of the many crazy-talented kids out there.
1. Nolan Gould
You probably recognize Nolan from the television show, “Modern Family.” But after watching this video, I learned that the 14-year-old has already graduated high school and is studying at a college level. Um, when I was 14 I was bopping around my bedroom to various selections of “emo” music.
2. Lennon and Maisy
These young sisters have graced the youtube world with their lovely voices, earning millions of hits. Lennon, 12, and Maisy, 8 have won the hearts of the interwebz with their beautiful covers of songs like “Headlock” by Imogen Heap. The duo will be featured tonight in an episode of Nashville — their pretty voices included!
3. Matty B
This nine-year-old recorded a cover of “Ice Ice Baby” with the legend himself, Vanilla Ice. If that isn’t enough to describe how awesome this kid is, then I don’t know what else is. Matty B is a young rapper from Georgia, who has gotten attention from some pretty big names (Dr. Phil, anyone?) He’s also covered One Direction. Enough said.
Dear Mr. Trump,
First of all, I’d like to say thank you. Because of your latest angry rant against President Obama, I now have a reason to write a letter about how much of a lame d-bag you are. Clearly you saw this one coming.
Mr. Trump, you say that it’s necessary that the President “gives” his college applications and passport records to you. Apparently this will prove that the President is in fact a legitimate, 100% American-made man like yourself. You’ve even spiced up the deal with a reward of $5 million to the charity of the President’s choice. Toupée. Er, I mean touché.
I have one question, Mr. Trump — are you for reals? The last time you questioned President Obama’s identity, you got a cold slap in the face from the President with the help of our Disney friends, Mufasa and Simba. I doubt you even know who they are since you clearly don’t understand the concept of joy.
Mr. Trump, I feel sorry for you. Because when President Obama serves you a cold slap in the face: part II, I will be watching with my popcorn in hand and a pen ready to write an “I told you so” letter.
xo,
Nadya.
Watch the (lame) proposal here:
When we last heard from Jimmy Kimmel, the comedian pranked strangers into thinking there’s such a thing as a First Lady debate. There isn’t.
Kimmel and his crew showed this adorable clip of two baby brothers arguing with each other about Russia’s relationship with the U.S. But there’s a catch — it’s really President Obama and Romney talking. Hehe, Kimmel you never fail to pull a fast one on us.
It’s hard to take the politicians seriously during this part of their debate when it’s played over this video. My favourite part is the overly-dramatic hand waving and goofy smiles that take place. If only that were like the real-life debates.
Watch the video here:
My heart cannot handle this. This dedicated sports fan, aka Saddest Little Cardinal, wept as his parents tried to put him to bed. It’s just no use, Mr. and Mrs. Saddest Little Cardinal. Your son probably stayed up all night, distraught with the reality that his favourite team did not win the big game.
The video shows the 4 year old crying over his favourite baseball team, the St. Louis Cardinals, and their probable definite loss against the Giants. The little Cardinal had to go to bed before seeing the final outcome of the 7th NLCS game. That’s probably a good thing.
I learned two things from this video:
1. There is hope for the future generations of baseball fans with this guy in the lead.
2. A four-year-old knows more about baseball than I do. I don’t know if this is good or bad.
Watch the video here:
I think I just found my new least favourite person. Bob Larson tried to unleash this man’s inner “gay demon” with the most serious look on his face. I’m sorry, but how can we take this so-called evangelist seriously when all he does is release grunts and weird “uhhhh” noises from his subjects?
There’s no such thing as a gay demon, and there never will be. I hope someone tries to rid Bob from his stupidity demon that is possessing his sad soul.
Watch the video here:
When it comes to visitors, this baboon is not having any of it. As he stomps and displays his butt to an innocent toddler, it’s too bad his tactics are failing.
Yes, it may seem mean to watch a video of cute cats failing. But who can help it? These mischievous creatures are way too much trouble.
Taking the phrase “curiosity killed the cat!” to the next level, I just hope that it’s also true when people say cats have nine lives!! Because from what I saw, some of those stunts looked PAINFUL.
Ever get pissed off at your your classmates or fellow colleagues? No problem. This guy has you covered.
A blanket of food has never felt so comfy.
Laying in a pile of Milk Bone treats, this Boston Terrier is simply just enjoying life as he slowly falls asleep. I think this is what heaven must feel like for dogs.
It’s not every day when a drunk guy stops someone on the street to teach him a song. But in a random happenstance one night, a musician named Logan fulfilled this intoxicated man’s wish and the result was surprisingly very sweet.
Singing a rendition of Noah Gunderson’s “Caroline”, this duo has probably created one of the loveliest things I have ever heard.
I am crossing my fingers that these two exchanged numbers for future collaboations. But chances are, the drunk guy probably doesn’t remember any of this 
How does one simply decide to drive through a department store in the middle of the night? Where are the people? Why isn’t there security available?
While I will never know the answer to this, I’m surprised these peeps succeeded without even crashing into the poles. Kudos to them!
Remember the ‘Yeah Lamb‘? Well, he’s back looking better than ever.
Decked out in brown wig, feathered boa and some red lipstick, Edie the sheep is looking fabulous and ready to take on the farm streets.
I’ve been told (several times) by my friends that I haven’t seen enough “Arrested Development” episodes. But after watching this video, I feel pretty much set for life. These 200 quotes from the hilarious show sum up its awkward-but-true-to-life humour.
5 things I learned from these 200 “Arrested Development” quotes:
1. A red speedo will in fact hide your thunder.
2. “Blue-ing” yourself is an inappropriate choice of words.
3. Lucille Bluth is the queen of everything.
I’ve seen many pugs in my lifetime (cue flashback to my obese pug, Zsa Zsa) but none like Ed. This little guy’s mom bit his leg off when he was a baby, forcing him to live on with just three legs. You read that right.
Ed has been walking on his three little legs, until now. The Australian pug finally received a specially-designed prosthetic leg from OrthoPets. After eight agonizing weeks of waiting for his new leg, Ed is now taking strolls like a total boss throughout his neighbourhood.
Watch the video here:
A golden nugget of information — I am in love with elephants. Anyone who knows me well enough will also know about my secret passion for these softhearted beasts. They have such sweet souls and the cheekiest of bums. So naturally, when I saw this video of a baby elephant getting rescued, my heart broke into little pieces (and then reassembled with joy.) Its been a wide-range of emotions kind of morning.
The video shows the amazing crew of Amboseli Trust for Elephants rescuing an eight-month-old calf from a hole in the ground. The woman featured in the video does some sort of wild elephant call to push the baby’s mother away from the scene. Funny but not so funny, these passionate animal rescuers made the video that much more thrilling. At least now I know how to rescue a baby elephant should the opportunity arise. (It will.)
Watch the video here:
I wish I looked this cute when I ate breakfast. Instead I look something like this after I drag myself out of bed for my morning meal.
The video shows seven adorable pandas chomping down on their glorious feast, while they burrow in their massive pile of bamboo glory. I wonder if these cute little ones had any room for lunch after their morning meal.
Watch the video here:
I’m definitely having nightmares tonight. I don’t know what’s creepier — Mitt Romney’s auto-tuned voice, or the sight of these singing audience members. This beautiful ballad called “Town Hall Debate Songified” shows President Obama and Mitt Romney duking it out for presidency — but this time, with some pizazz. The geniuses of The Gregory Brothers songify the debate and basically sum up the evening in a catchy and slightly weird three minutes. I’m probably going to be humming this tune all day.
A few men of the world just lost their childhood innocence after watching this video. The “CEO” of Bodyform made “Bodyform Responds :: The Truth” to burst that thin and glittering veil of lies that a happy period exists. It doesn’t.
But what sparked this glorious rant? A sweet, naive man name Richard made this post on Bodyform’s facebook wall, claiming he has been lied to his whole life about periods. He then described his menstruating girlfriend, aka the “little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin.” That’s not an exaggeration at all.
The best part of the video? The ultimate truth that’s revealed at the end — women fart too. I know, it’s scary stuff.
Well, forget about shopping. With an invention that lets you spray your body with a chemical that will end up clothing you, this means you might never have to decide what to wear EVER again.
But as cool as this is, I’m concerned that the shirt will randomly dissolve or disintegrate while you’re out in public. So to avoid a horrifically embarrassing accident, it probably would be best to just spend two seconds of your day putting on some actual clothes.
Yes, you read that title correctly. Getting too carried away with the toys inside of a huge jar, this kitty gets stuck.
And while a part of me thinks this is cruel (because hello, that cat can’t breathe!!), this is just too adorable not to giggle at.
