When I think of the word ‘superhero’ Seth Rogen—the awkward fella that starred in Knocked Up or The 40-Year-Old Virgin—isn’t the first person to pop into my mind. If you compare him to other conventional fictional characters, he lacks many of the stereotypical superhero qualities. Just think of Hugh Jackman’s masculine physique in X-Men Origins: Wolverine or Christian Bale’s innate bad-boy Batman persona inThe Dark Knight and, well, you’ll know how Rogen doesn’t quite fit.

But director’s Michel Gondry’s (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Be Kind Rewind) The Green Hornet isn’t meant to be ordinary. Based on the 1936 radio series, the film details the life of Rogen’s character Britt Reid.  Reid’s bachelor lifestyle of wild shenanigans and partying are rattled following the death of his father.  As an heir to his father’s large company, by day Reid reigns over as a newspaper publisher and owner. At night, the masked vigilante fights crime with his father’s assistant Kato. Starring Jay Chou, Kato is best described as a “human Swiss Army Knife.”  Chou’s fighting abilities are beyond impressive and outshine Rogen’s. Along with his writing partner Evan Goldberg, Rogen co-wrote the script to seamlessly match and adhere to his inability to convincingly play a typical and over-the-top superhero. And it works.

The twosome protect citizens by breaking the law in Los Angeles, the city where people think the duo are villains rather than heroes.  With the help of Reid’s new secretary Lenore Case (Cameron Diaz), the pair work toward hunting down the city’s surprisingly witty underworld leader Benjamin Chudnofsky, played by Christopher Waltz. While Waltz easily mesmerized audiences with his daunting portrayal of the Schutzstaffel in Quentin Tarantino’s 2009 Inglourious Basterds, as a villain he fails—quite purposely—to entice a similar fear from his audience.

With its action-packed 3-D scenes, good humour and lightheartedness, The Green Hornet will take you on an enjoyable ride where—if you’re up to it—you can put that fly swatter you brought with you away.

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When Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie confirmed their starring roles in director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck’s latest film, most fans and critics were simply delighted. ‘The Tourist’ quickly became one of the most highly anticipated movies of the year as two of Hollywood’s biggest and most sought after actors would finally share the big screen.

But with the release of the movie trailer, my hopes for a Depp-Jolie semi-masterpiece were quickly and easily squandered.  The promotional teaser is bland, unoriginal and forgettable. The film itself, unfortunately, makes a poor job at proving it’s more than a mindless romantic-comedy-action-thriller. Yet, for some, perhaps that’s more than enough.

Jolie stars as Elise Ward, a mysterious Englishwoman with impeccable fashion taste and elegance.  She is the lover of Alexander Pearce, a criminal with a target on his back due to stealing $2.3 billion from a gangster. The movie starts off with Elise receiving a note from Pearce in a cafe in Paris, where she is instructed to board the train to Venice. On board, Elise must choose a man of similar height and build to Pearce to serve as a decoy. Cue in Depp who plays Frank Tupelo, a seemingly innocent disheveled math teacher from Wisconsin. Upon their arrival to Venice, Elise invites Frank to her hotel room where a lacklustre kiss results into Frank making a morning run for his life.  Indeed, people now assume Frank is Pearce–a financial genius who also altered his appearance with $20 million worth of cosmetic surgery.

Quite a captivating story, isn’t it? Oh, barely.

The film moves too slowly and the story line never accomplishes its goal of truly intriguing the audience. There’s far too little action, yet surprisingly more humour than one might expect.  And while it’s a bit refreshing to see Depp stray away from his usual flamboyant roles (which he excels at all too well), Jolie hardly steps too far away from her Salt or Wanted-like role, which is just too repetitive and too common now, even for her.  Donnersmarck capitalizes on Jolie’s ability to pull off the femme fatale role effortlessly and perhaps the director relies on this a bit too much.  Throughout the film, the camera constantly lingers on Jolie’s flawless features for a moment too long. Yeah we get it, she’s stunning. The subtle filming technique suddenly comes off as creepy and a tad odd, leaving audiences to feel they are invading too much of Elise/Jolie’s personal space.

While the movie does manage to have its enjoyable moments with its stunning Venice views and somewhat comical one-liners, its easily forgettable and painstakingly predictable plot might make viewers wonder why Depp and Jolie even bothered with such a project.

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Spencer Pratt is one of those boys who, even at the age of 25, will always be a boy.

He’s the villain from the fake-reality TV show ‘The Hills.’ And while most people beyond Lauren Conrad cannot stand sitting in the same room as him, he does work hard at being the privileged son of a successful dentist.

Some us know it takes a lot to be obnoxious, spoiled and damn right irritating.

And while I resisted ranting about Spencer for several months now, his most recent  “headline” was simply the last straw (number 1 on the list below). In other words, with a move like that, Spencer is begging for some word bashing.

But why do most people really express a deep hatred or dislike toward Spencer? While there are countless of reasons, I struggled to narrow it down.

But here’s five anyway:

 5) He’s an idol. To himself:

According to reports, Spencer loves to keep a display of all the magazine covers that he has embraced over the years. Hmm, I never knew there were magazines dedicated to douchebags.

 4) He’s married to Heidi Montag. No other woman will need to suffer:

I actually pity Heidi for marrying this man. Not only does he control her, but his bad vibe is really rubbing off on her as well. While this lady may have had a chance at a successful career (most likely as a XXX rated porn star), her future will now likely resemble Britney’s life a couple years ago. You know, the baldhead, the urge to attack cars with an umbrella and, oh yeah, filing for divorce from the man she shouldn’t have married in the first place.

3) He worships the paparazzi more than they adore him: 

While most celebrities run away from paparazzi, Spencer practically chases them down. He then proceeds to pose for staged photos with Heidi (*hurl*), as though these two were really  in love with one another and not the idea of themselves as a couple. Since these two are such fame-whores, marriage seemed like the next step to staying in the headlines.

Pathetic, I know. Even if it worked.

2) He challenged Ashton Kutcher thinking he would win. No, this is not the joke of the day:

It makes me a tad bit amused to know that Spencer actually thinks he will receive more Twitter followers than Ashton Kutcher. There’s no need to argue why this won’t happen because let’s look at it this way. As of today, Spencer has 252,836 Twitter followers while Ashton has 1,729,039. Ah, you really had something going there Spencer. But what’s next? Challenging Eminem to see if he can sell more records than you?

Good luck buddy.

1) His rap career:

To use the words “career” and “Spencer” in the same sentence is somewhat of an oxymoron. It’s like saying “Amy Winehouse is sober” or “Lindsay Lohan looks healthy.” 

See, it just doesn’t make sense. But apparently, it’s possible.

Spencer’s new rap single “I’m a Celebrity” is almost as good as Kevin Federline’s ‘Play With Fire’ album.

I said almost.

With lyrics like “Baby I get paid…I’ve been around the world, but I’m still not finished yet…first Tweet of the day, I put my swag on…I’m in the limelight and I love it like my wife,” I only wonder how long it will be before someone shoots Spencer for offending hip-hop in such a manner.

But if Spencer is worried about album sales, he shouldn’t. We all know Heidi will likely (once again) pull a Britney and buy all the 1,200 copies that Spencer’s album will most likely sell.

Hey, maybe that is real love.

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I know what you’re thinking.

James Morrison

Since when do I rave more than rant? It appears that my admiration for certain figures in the pop-culture world outweighs my dislike for others. Odd but true. However, I assure you one thing:

It won’t last long.

But the reason for my back-to-back raves is due to one celebrity in particular—singer James Morrison (please note: not to be mistaken with Jim Morrison from ‘The Doors’).

James Morrison, the 24-year-old English singer-songwriter and guitarist, surely knows how to melt my heart. In 2006, his debut single “You Give Me Something” became a hit in Australia, Japan and Europe. His first album “Undiscovered” debuted at the top of the UK Album Chart and made Morrison the best selling male solo artist of 2006 in the UK.
 Like most successful international artists, he has a massive fan base overseas.

But while his critically acclaimed single, “Broken Strings,” (featuring Canadian artist Nelly Furtado) plays like a broken record on the radio, James has yet to truly succeed in the North American market. And frankly, I’m baffled as to why.

He’s the perfect mixture of Coldplay’s Chris Martin (I blame his hair) and Bryan Adams (I blame his ability to serenade me in two seconds). His songs are mellow, passionate and raw. His past single “Wonderful World” is easily a favourite track of mine, while his newest single “Please Don’t Stop the Rain” plays on repeat in my head (not like there is much going on in there anyway).

But even though he’s undeniably talented, what makes James so damn special?

It’s simple.

He sings the words that women want to hear their lover say, minus the BS or fluff.

He isn’t afraid to tell you he loves you or, like “Broken Strings” explicitly states, that he no longer does. How many male artists are this genuine without a cocky image surfacing close behind? Enrique Iglesias is most definitely not one of them.

Last week, James performed at The Opera House in Toronto—a show that I was fortunate enough to attend. And, of course, he blew me away. There’s something to be said about an artist who receives piercing cheers and applause from men.
Men who were accompanied by their girlfriends.

See, when a male artist knows how to serenade straight men–you know that’s talent.

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There’s something about certain male actors over the age of 40 (but have yet to hit the 50 mark) that makes ladies and men of all ages goo-goo-gaa-gaa for them.

You know who these men are. They are the actors that straight men will shamelessly admit that even they would fantasize about these stars.

These men are charming, attractive and, most importantly, talented.

So whether you are fifteen years their junior or ten years their senior, here are five (although there are many more) contemporary actors who still capture our hearts and make us blush like little schoolgirls.

 5) Brad Pitt:

As you may know, I am not Pitt’s biggest fan when it comes to his personal life. But I will admire the man for his movies. From his diverse on-screen characters such as the irresistible Tristan in ‘Legends of the Fall’ to the gluttonous Rusty in the Ocean’s movie franchise, Pitt is more than just a pretty face.

But while many consider Pitt as overrated in the looks department, the same cannot be said about his acting chops. As you may have noticed, Pitt is given the same amount of appreciation for his performances in films as negative credit for his part in the entire Aniston-Jolie “feud.”

In other words, in either position, his role is underrated.

 4) Patrick Dempsey:

Also known as McDreamy—a name that pretty much summarizes this actor. From his role as Dr. Derek Shepherd on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ to his performance as the sweetheart/good-guy in both ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ and ‘Enchanted,’ this 43-year-old actor appears to resemble his wholesome figure in real life. Even though Dempsey is married (for almost ten years) with three children, he makes single women wish he unattached and married women wish he was their husband.

While it’s likely that Dempsey is not as sweet in real life as he seems on-screen, the fact that the actor was not afraid to reveal his Dyslexia a few years ago makes him more alluring. Or perhaps Dempsey just played smart and knew he would win over more women for his brutal openness.

Heck, either way, I love him more for his honesty.

 3) George Clooney:

It would be impossible to write this blog without mentioning Clooney. While his more recent roles are somewhat imitations of one another (quirky, oddball yet charming), he’s still too irresistible to avoid.

When he isn’t nominated or winning an award for movies like ‘Syriana’, ‘Good Night and Good Luck’ and ‘Michael Clayton,’ he’s involved in charity—most notably trying to help the people of Darfur. He’s an artist and a philanthropist.

Just perfect.

2) Johnny Depp:

Known for his choice of roles that border eccentric and downright freaky (Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands and Sweeney Todd), Depp surely knows how to capture movie audiences and critics. Even with poor movie choices like ‘Secret Window,’ Depp still managed to receive praise for his role. He’s captivating and mysterious—the atypical Hollywood actor.  It’s easy to admit that, without Depp, the ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie saga would neither be as successful or as entertaining.

 1) Robert Downey Jr.:

After battling a lengthy addiction to drugs, some might say that it’s amazing that Robert Downey Jr. is as successful as he is today.

Even when he was critically acclaimed for his roles in ‘Less Than Zero’ and ‘Chaplin’ (in which he received an Academy Award nom for his performance) Downey Jr. still never starred in any true “Blockbuster hit”—until 2008. Both ‘Iron Man’ and ‘Tropic Thunder’ put Downey Jr. back on the acting radar.

While his peers admire him and critics rave about him, fans adore Downey Jr. for his rawness and vulnerability. Even as a brilliant actor, back in the day, he was damaged due to his drug use (a quality that now somehow makes celebrities even more famous. Kate Moss anyone?).

In the past couple of years, those who refused to hire Downey Jr. due to his troubled past (which included arrests and rehab stints) are now likely kicking themselves where the sun don’t shine.

Kick away my friends.

In his most recent role in the film ‘The Soloist,’ Downey Jr. shows why he’s here to stay. Undoubtedly, Downey Jr. is the movie’s heart and soul—proving that, damaged or not, he still has what it takes to shine.

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Music artists and movie stars never fail to entertain me (however, I do get easily amused). Whether I laugh with them (or, in most cases, at them) or actually pity their heartaches and failures (which doesn’t happen often)—I always look forward to the next celebrity hook-up/screw-up.

And the month of April did not disappoint. Here are the five best and worst moments in pop culture that made me grateful that such somewhat petty life moments in my life aren’t publicized for the world:

BEST:

5) Pink Reunites with H(e)art:

One can’t help but assume the following:

a) Pink’s estranged husband Carey Hart decided to give his relationship another try after watching the boyfriend/husband torturing, knee-breaking video his wife created for her single ‘Please Don’t Leave Me.’

Or

b) Pink and Carey realized that they are meant to be with one another, at least for another year.

Either way, I’m happy.

4) LC leaves The Hills:

I’ll admit. I really cannot watch an entire episode of this series without feeling like I lost some brain cells. However, Lauren Conrad was the show’s only salvation. She’s the least annoying and somehow the most genuine–which is why she needs to move onto better things. The only real downfall? More airtime for douche Spencer Pratt.

3) Ronson and Lohan Breakup, Again…Again:

I strongly believe that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson find great amusement in their relationship. From their constant bickering, PDA and breakups, these two don’t know when to stop. Lindsay should consider adding “relationship therapy” along to her list of “Things I Need To Attend Rehab For.”

2) Ooh ooh baby—Wolverine prequel finally hits theatres:

Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Kitsch = Yummy. Need I say more? I think not.

1) Susan Boyle Proves Simon Wrong. Let’s rejoice:

Overnight singing sensation Susan Boyle made us realize that a lack of conventional physical beauty and youth doesn’t always amount to failure. While Simon Cowell saw money signs in his eyes during her performance, the rest of the world was just pleased Boyle didn’t sound like Beyonce’s altered live recording on the ‘Today’ show.

WORST:

5) Mel Gibson’s New Leading Lady Drama:  

I can’t quite understand why everyone is making a big deal out of this relationship. If Gibson and his wife were indeed separated for a few years prior to any of them having a relationship with other people, then kudos to Gibson for hooking up.  

Besides, I’m sure Oksana (whose name gets butchered by television and radio media) just wants him for his money. Which, unfortunately for her, might not be as much as she thinks after Gibson settles his divorce with his wife Robyn.

4) Britney’s “stay away from me” order:

Dear Ms. Spears is not meant to live a life void of relationship drama. While a judge issued a restraining order against Spears’s former manager, Sam Lutfi, for another three years, I’m positive that it’s not the end for them two. If Britney ever falls back to her old, unstable ways…Lutfi will be the first person she’ll call (along with a hairdresser).

You’ll see.

3) Beyonce’s horrific altered voice recording:

After Howard Stern aired an alleged recording of Beyonce screeching through a rendition of “If I Were a Boy,” many assumed that the Grammy winning star either hid behind pre-recorded tracks or suddenly went tone-deaf.

TMZ, however, came to the rescue by reporting that they spoke to the individual responsible for altering the recording. Phew. For a moment there, I assumed Beyonce was suddenly taking vocal pointers from Britney.

2) Miss California Same-Sex scandal:

By now, we have all heard of the “scandalous” moment involving Miss California and Perez Hilton. While I will refuse to comment on the situation, I do send out my sympathies out to Miss North Carolina. Even though she won the Miss USA crown, she has barely received the same news coverage as her runner-up competitor.

1) Heidi and Spencer get married (officially)…doomed for life:

It’s not hard to see why I think that any girl is too good for Spencer Pratt. Heck, I wouldn’t even wish such a man upon Lohan. This idiot is the epitome of an arrogant jerk bag. I may not be Montag’s biggest fan either, but even I don’t think she should spend the rest of her life with someone like Spencer.

If, by some miracle, Spencer grew up and humbled down, I might just reconsider my awful view of him. As for now,  I already pity the children they don’t have.

What were you thinking Heidi? 

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Granted, parenthood is complex.  Children need unconditional love, stability and guidance. 

When parents fail to provide any of those needs, you end up with the childhood version of Drew Barrymore.

Based on the number of celebs who have entered rehab in recent years, it’s obvious that more than a handful have some loose screws. While many blame a star’s inability to adjust to a lifestyle of fame and fortune for their problems, perhaps more responsibility should be placed on those who have raised them.

Before you leave me a 500-word thrashing on how I must not understand the difficulties of parenthood, realize that I am not claiming that any parent of a celebrity is a horrible person—just someone in vital need of re-evaluating their very questionable parenting skills.

Without further ado, here are parents of celebrities who, like many of their children, need some mental help:

Dina Lohan:

I never thought I would say these words together in a sentence, but here it goes:

Poor Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay can somewhat blame her out-of-control behaviour on two people in her life. Her parents. But while Lindsay easily points the finger of blame at her alleged abusive father, there is one guilty party she tends to overlook.

Her mother. Dina fame-whore Lohan.

There’s something to be said about a mother who, without her daughter’s approval, hired ‘Entertainment Tonight’ cameramen to follow her visit to the drug rehabilitation centre where Lindsay was receiving “treatment.” Dina also uses her other daughter, fifteen-year-old Ali, to star on their reality show ‘Living Lohan.’ After watching just a few episodes, it’s clear that Dina uses her daughter’s doomed-to-fail career to progress her own.

But it doesn’t stop there.

When Dina is not capitalizing on either daughter’s fame, reports claim she’s out partying and drinking. I can now see why Dina won the Long Island “Mother of the

Year” award back in 2008. Who else was in the running for the title? Courtney Love? You know, the mother who allegedly shot heroin while pregnant with daughter Francis Bean?

So how does Dina (the woman who takes credit for every (rare) good decision Lindsay makes yet denies involvement in every bad choice) expect her daughter to succeed in rehab treatment she receives when she acts out in the exact same uncontrollable way?

While I refuse to absolve Lindsay of any responsibility for her actions, I feel a slight compassion for her knowing that Dina is acting more like a (crappy) best friend than a mother.

Michael Lohan:

There’s no need to state why Michael Lohan will not be winning a “Father of the Year” award anytime soon. But I’m positive that his suspected domestic abusive past or the fact that he’s been in prison more than once doesn’t make him qualify. Then again, stranger things have happened (refer to “Dina won the Long Island ‘Mother of the Year’ award” comment above for further explanation).

Joe Simpson:

The father of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz surely knows how to creep people out.

From his inappropriate comments about his Jessica’s sexiness and size of breasts (The whole “She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!” 2004 GQ magazine interview quote is permanently and painfully burned into my memory) to his overall control of Jessica’s lifestyle, Joe needs to back down and spend time AWAY from his daughters. Even though she is 28, Joe barely allows Jessica out of his sight. I suddenly have an uncomfortable feeling that Joe must’ve attended Jessica’s wedding night with Nick Lachey—just to make sure that she was okay. How romantic.

Lynne Spears:

While Lynne Spears states that she was not a pushy “stage mom” when it came to her daughter’s career, I have a difficult time buying into her claims. I doubt that any child, regardless of how much they want to achieve fame, crave the daily lifestyle that Britney had to endure at her age in the showbiz.

While Lynne appears to have better intentions for her children than Dina Lohan, it is difficult to truly understand her parenting skills (considering both her children have babies and unpredictable/unstable relationships with men).

Linda Hogan:

I have nothing against women dating younger men. But Linda’s relationship with a 19-year-old boy is not the same. When a parent dates a student from their child’s yearbook class page, red flags need to go up.  Then again, the rest of the Hogan family lacks a record of smart life decisions (Hulk Hogan’s comment about “totally” understanding disgraced football player O.J Simpson takes the cake).

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Singer-songwriter, dancer, fashion model, actress Ciara is quite the force to be reckoned with. Even if you tried to, it’s almost impossible to deny her rising influence in the music industry.

After the 23-year-old artist first released her single and album ‘Goodies,’ (which sold over five million records worldwide) in 2004, rumours surrounding Ciara’s sex arose. Some critics assumed that this foolish speculation would result in an early demise for this young singer. 

But, in one of those (many) life moments, they were proven wrong.

Two years later, Ciara’s second album ‘Ciara: The Evolution’ went platinum five weeks after its release. Her chart topping singles “Get Up”, “Like a Boy” and “Promise” and her appearance in Missy Elliot’s Grammy award winning video “Lose Control” proved this artist was just starting to make her mark.

Now, Ciara’s upcoming highly anticipated third album “Fantasy Ride” is certain to be her biggest career hit to date. According to reports, the album includes guest appearances by Ludacris, Young Jeezy, Missy Elliot and the now media disgraced Chris Brown.

Both her collaborations with Enrique Iglesias for “Takin’ Back My Love” and Justin Timberlake for “Love Sex Magic” exude an overwhelming mixture of sexiness and classiness. In both videos, even with the presence of good/bad boys Enrique and Justin, Ciara manages to steal the spotlight.

Heck, with a body like that, it’s not hard to see why.

But even with her success, comes criticism. 

Ciara’s superhero/alter ego, Super C, is labelled a rip off of Beyoncé Knowles’ Sasha Fierce. Most recently, Ciara’s video for “Love Sex Magic” is deemed a copycat of Beyoncé’s “Diva” music video.

While undeniable similarities do exist between the two, the question is, why does it really matter? How often was Britney Spears slammed for her style and music—which, in many cases, resembled Madonna’s? Suddenly not often enough when compared to the backlash that Ciara is currently receiving. 

And if imitation really is the highest form of flattery, Beyoncé fans should feel damn honoured that someone with Ciara’s talent, strength and passion for music is inspired by her work.

Overall, Ciara embodies the best features of some of R&B’s most talented singers. While she lacks a powerful singing voice, with her Beyoncé-like physical assets, Rihanna’s wardrobe style, Janet Jackson’s killer dance moves and Aaliyah’s natural ability to make people fall in love with her work, Ciara is only beginning to find her place and explore her music capabilities.

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Back in the day, the word “Disney” brought thoughts of fairy godmothers, evil stepsisters and happily ever afters into our minds. The Disney stars that most of us looked up to were Cinderella, Pocahontas and, of course, Mickey Mouse (although now I’m not sure why).

But nowadays, all that has changed. When most children and teenagers hear the word “Disney,” they tend to think of the famous actors whose careers were launched on the television network, the Disney Channel. 

Due to shows like ‘Hannah Montana’ or the Disney Channel Original Movie ‘High School Musical,’ it is now virtually impossible to ignore any gossip associated with Disney’s princess Miley Cyrus or Brangelina wannabes Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.

With plenty of shame, I will admit that even I watch some of these shows on a somewhat regular basis (I fully blame my boyfriend’s younger nieces for my sudden semi-addiction to shows like ‘Wizards of Waverly Place’ and ‘Sonny With a Chance’).

But while some Disney Channel stars have what it takes to establish a lifelong successful career outside of the Disney franchise, others, frankly, do not.  

And so, here is a short homage to certain Disney Channel actors who, for some reason or another, will stay here for some years to come:

The “Creepy” Disney Channel Star:

Kevin Jonas: As the eldest brother of the overrated Jonas Brothers music group, Kevin takes the cake for the creepiest member. I’m not quite sure if it’s his awkwardness on the television screen that freaks me out (remember his role in ‘Camp Rock’?) or the fact that he looks like he’s about to turn thirty instead of twenty-two. Either way, this Jonas bro, along with Joe and Nick, needs to stop polluting the music and television biz before I start having Kevin/Bogeyman-like nightmares.

The “Heartthrob” Disney Channel Star:

Zac Efron: When it comes to this ‘High School Musical’ actor, I can see why teenagers and yes, even adults, adore this young man. Sure the earwax situation was a bit…gross but Zac is still cute and charming, even if his ears are filthy.  When Q-Tips aren’t thrown in his face, Zac proves he can sing, dance and act in roles like ‘Hairspray,’ and ‘Summerland.’ On top of that, his gorgeous and talented co-star/girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens also proves that this young guy is worth having around.  

The “Triple Threat” Disney Channel Star:

Ashley Tisdale:  Actress, singer, songwriter Ashley Tisdale demonstrates she has what it takes to make it in the showbiz for years to come. From her role as Maddie on ‘The Suite Life of Zack & Cody’ to her performance as Sharpay in the High School Musical movie franchise, Ashley knows she will always stay in the spotlight. Her passion, personality and dedication to her work will make this star last years longer in Hollywood than most of the other actors on the Disney Channel network.

The “One to Steal the Spotlight” Disney Channel Star:

Brenda Song: If you ever watched an episode of ‘The Suite Life with Zack & Cody’ you should realize that show is watchable because of one character: London Tipton. Brenda plays the ditzy spoiled hotel heiress London (yup, an allusion to Paris Hilton) and, if I could say so myself, she does quite an excellent job doing so. Unfortunately, this 21-year-old has yet to truly make it big in Hollywood.  Blame it on the Jonas Brothers.

The “Underrated” Disney Channel Star:

Selena Gomez: From all of the actors who found fame on the Disney Channel, Selena, in my opinion, has the most natural acting ability. When you watch her as Alex Russo on ‘The Wizards of Waverly Place’ it’s hard to believe this young starlet is only sixteen. Currently, Selena is better known for her YouTube videos with best friend/other Disney Channel star Demi Lovato. After the two girls posted a clip back in 2008, Miley Cyrus and her friend Mandy uploaded a parody video of Selena and Demi—fuelling rumours the girls were feuding (however, according to their constant Twitter posts to one another, the girls actually seems like “the best of friends!”).

Either way, Selena has everything that Miley lacks. Maturity, self-control and, oh yeah, a good-girl image.

The “Overrated” Disney Channel Star:

Miley Cyrus: Just like with Kevin Jonas and the creepy thing, Miley Cyrus is her own competitor in this category. Even though I can see the allure in ‘Hannah Montana,’ it does not excuse the fact that Miley is a poor role model. By sixteen, Miley appeared in more provocative poses and eyebrow raising behaviour than plenty of other actors who are in their mid twenties. From a girl who apparently comes from a “wholesome family” she needs a bit more control. Miley is well on the path of becoming the next Britney Spears (the mentally unstable one). Just because Miley brings in the money, she’s still relatively a child and needs to be treated and act like one. 

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When it comes to artists twenty and under, I tend to, how do I put this, ignore them.

If, on the rare occasion, these stars actually pen the music they sing, I have a difficult time relating to their stories about bubblegum and falling madly in love at the age of twelve.

But, in recent years, the likes of Rihanna, Joss Stone, Adele and, more specifically, Taylor Swift, have proved me (*cringe*) wrong.

And no, I do not consider Miley Cyrus or The Jonas Brothers remotely close in that category.  

From all of the young artists who have emerged in the last few years or so, Taylor Swift, without a doubt, is my favourite. Although barely 20, Taylor has cemented her place in the country-pop world.

Here are five reasons why I think Taylor will rock for years to come:

5) She refused to sell out: At fifteen, it’s a bit rare to see young artists stand their ground and not give into the cookie-cutter image that many record labels want them to be. According to other media reports, when RCA Records offered Taylor a development deal, the young artist rejected the offer because the record label would not allow her to write her own music. Taylor would later sign with Big Machine Records. And like they say, the rest is history.

4) Her record sales: When Taylor released her self-titled debut album ‘Taylor Swift’ in 2006 (an album in which she wrote or co-wrote all of the songs), it spent eight consecutive weeks at the top of the Billboard Top Country Albums chart and remained there for 24 weeks—an accomplishment achieved in this decade only by two other country stars, The Dixie Chicks and Carrie Underwood. Her current single ‘Love Story’ became the most paid downloaded country song in history.  

Did I mention she’s only 19?

3) She’s Joe-less: Yes, the fact that Taylor is no longer dating Joe Jonas is something to be proud of—even if she was dumped. In ten years, Taylor will still be making chart-topping music while The Jonas Brothers (as a trio) will probably be where their blond and older counterparts, Hanson brothers, are right now musically. Somewhere, *fingers crossed*, where no one has to hear them.

2) She’s actually a good girl: Even though she and Miley Cyrus are good friends, they both appear to be quite the opposite. While Miley’s behaviour is constantly under scrutiny (rightfully so), we never see Taylor in any semi-nude or racist photos. Perhaps Miley should take more than just some song writing cues from her elder friend.

1) Her actual songs/lyrics: The New York Times described Taylor the most accurately when they referred to her as “one of pop’s finest songwriters, country’s foremost pragmatist and more in touch with her inner self than most adults.”  Listen to her self-titled album or ‘Fearless’ and you will have a hard time believing Taylor is so young. She’s wise beyond her years. Her songs ‘Should’ve Said No’ or ‘I’d Lie’? Straight to the point yet beautiful.

And, most importantly, Taylor proves that just because you are twenty or younger, it doesn’t mean you have to make whiney-like music just to sell hit records.

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When The Pussycat Dolls shot to worldwide fame after they released their dance hit “Don’t Cha,” perhaps above and beyond the other group members, critics and fans adored Queen Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

Now, four years later, it seems that the group’s lead vocalist receives more negative criticism than support. On sites like YouTube and other message board forums, countless of “fans” accuse Nicole of constantly providing lead vocals while other vocally talented members, most notably Melody Thornton, rarely, if ever, sing. 

But why does that still surprise people?

When the group originally signed their record deal, Nicole was specifically given the role of lead singer. At no point were Thornton, Jessica Sutta, Ashley Roberts, Kimberly Wyatt or ex-member Carmit Bachar given equal status in the group.

So yes, while the name Nicole and The Pussycat Dolls may be more suitable, I have yet to hear the other Dolls complain that they are just merely background dancers to Nicole.

And let’s face it, neither of the other members have any reason to complain. They knew what their role would be right from the gecko. On numerous occasions and in several interviews, founder Robin Antin emphasized that she wanted The Pussycat Dolls to comprise of a leader singer and backup members.

No shock there whatsoever.

Yet, Nicole continuously gets lashed for fulfilling her role—a job that I do not think the other members could live up to.

Melody has an outstanding voice but it is not as strong or versatile as Nicole’s. Nicole’s vocals are more seductive—a key ingredient that makes the PCD so successful. However, should Nicole ever want to quit the group, Melody is the only other member that has the potential to succeed as the lead vocalist.

When it comes to physical appearance, Jessica, perhaps, is even more naturally beautiful than Nicole. However she is not nearly as secure as her and the natural confidence Nicole exudes cannot be taught.
Ashley and Kimberly are, in my view, the group’s best dancers. But that’s just it. Both ladies are dancers above singers. Thus, they do not have the entire package to bring the same commercial success to the group if either provided the lead vocals.

And while I will admit that the other group members are the reason why The Pussycat Dolls are still loved by fans, Nicole is the reason why the group is still topping music charts. Unlike the other members, Nicole penned some of the group’s best hits.

Without her, the group would have a difficult time surviving.

But I will also admit that even Nicole has her own flaws.

I am still puzzled on how it’s possible for Nicole to butcher and mispronounce the words to “Jai Ho.” When A. R. Rahman correctly sings the words in the remix only to have Nicole belt “Jay Ho” right after, pains me.

Who taught her how to read?

But like I said.

Even Nicole has flaws.

But I still love her.

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From time to time, I’m all down for some self-pity music. Once in awhile, I even like (some) lyrics that belt about broken hearts and broken dreams. But while some find such songs always comforting, others find an overuse extremely annoying.

I, of course, agree with the latter.

Let’s face it. We all have problems.  Some of us confide our hatred for life on our Facebook statuses or on Twitter (oh you know who you are).

Others, like myself, prefer to keep our sorrow to ourselves.

The best complainers are artists who whine about the roads they’ve paved. Oh and about the millions of dollars they earned. And about how their ridiculous fame is too much for them to handle, as though they had no choice in the matter.  

So, without further ado, here’s to the top five whiniest music singles (although there is many more) written by singers who, for one reason or another, think they have it a lot  worse than their fans.

(Warning: Do not be alarmed if Simple Plan takes up most of the five spots).

5) ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan: We should’ve seen at what was to come when Lindsay released first her single ‘Rumors’ years back.  She pleaded with the public to quit following her. To stop, you know, spreading rumours about her. Considering Lindsay only really burst into worldwide fame after the release of ‘Mean Girls’ the year prior, her “I’m tired of rumors starting” to her “I’m sick of being followed” to “I’m tired of people lying, saying what they want about me” lyrics were a bit premature. The funny part? The lyrics to this song are even more ridiculous when we look at Lindsay now. From her constant public fights with her now ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, to her just plain ridiculous driving habits, this girl doesn’t need anyone to start rumours to make her look bad. Unsurprisingly, this is the only thing she does very well on her own.

 4) Tug of War – Carly Rae Jepsen: When I first heard this single on the radio, I couldn’t believe anyone would air this garbage. If you neglect to listen to the Carly’s other songs,  you won’t realize that this girl actually has some music with substance. But, based on the single ‘Tug of War’ alone, it’s hard to imagine that this Canadian artist has any lyrical talent. Ahem, it pains me to re-write the lyrics from the chorus ‘Tug of War’ but here it goes:

“Don’t go out with the boys tonight, I won’t sleep a wink, wondering what you’re doing.

Don’t go out with the girls tonight, I will turn to drink, wondering what you’re proving.”

When I hear this song on the radio, I HOPE that he goes out with the girls tonight to prove whatever this artist doesn’t want him to prove. If Carly actually relates to what she spews out of her mouth, she needs to either a) dump this guy if he cannot be trusted or b) not date at all in order to avoid any behaviour that’s bound to resemble Glenn Close’s character in ‘Fatal Attraction.’

3) Lucky – Britney Spears: Oh Britney. She’s so lucky. She’s a star. But she cry cry cries in her lonely heart thinking if there’s nothing missing in [her] life then why do these tears come at night?

Could Britney’s lyrics get any worse? Yes, If You Seek Amy proves it so. However, I will give Britney kudos for one thing when it comes to her single ‘Lucky’. She admits that nothing is missing in her life (except, a few years later, she might say sanity) but that she still is just lonely. How sad. It still doesn’t forgive the fact that everyone who rises to fame in their life still needs to find a way to complain about their different lifestyle and their success. No one proves this point better than number two and number one on this list.

2) Welcome to My Life – Simple Plan:  I know there’s a name for bands like Simple Plan. Punk? No. Emo? Not quite. Crap? Yup, that’s it. This band defines everything that is wrong with the music business. Simple Plan’s songs are talentless and redundant. When they sing such lyrics, I want to, excuse my explicitness, rip my ears off.  For example: “No you don’t know what it’s like,? when nothing feels all right,? You don’t know what it’s like, To be like meeeeee”

Regardless of how I may come off in my rants, I love my life. And, the fact that this band complains about godknowswhat somehow gives me the urge to shove them into something. But, then again, perhaps I might think differently if I was making big money off my whining and complaining.

1) God Must Hate Me – Simple Plan: When a band sings the lyrics “God must hate me, he cursed me for eternity,” all I have to say is that yes, He does. He hates you. And your music. Just don’t wonder why because, when you sing this type of music, it must be painstakingly obvious.

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Contrary to what Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen Twins, Brittany Flickinger or, more recently, Samuel Hextall might think, Paris Hilton is my new best friend.

She has a lot going for her and more. From beauty, brains and success, Paris has everything that women around the world envy.

Sigh.

And while many critics constantly bash this “underrated” socialite I, for one, just love her. Yes I do!

So it should come as no surprise that I can only hope that, someday, actresses like Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway and all those other non-drinkers and sane stars will take a cue and follow the footsteps of this wonderful being.

With great…pleasure, here are just a few reasons why I just adore Paris:

5) Her movie career kicks butt: I’m still shocked that Paris has yet to be nominated for something other than a Razzie. Her performance in ‘One Night in Paris’ (from what I hear) was raw and real. According to those who have seen it, she’s a great actress. But it doesn’t stop there. In her more recent roles ‘The Hottie & The Nottie’ and ‘Repo! The Genetic Opera,’ Paris proves that she has talent beyond those certain “jobs” in the bedroom.

4) Her television shows: Again, Paris really knows how to treat people well. In both ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF’ and ‘Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend’, countless of Paris wannabees went through innumerable humiliating experiences (including ones that made them cry AND vomit) just to prove they were worthy of the socialite’s presence. Tragically, Paris seems to dump the season finale winner the moment the finale airs. Aw, BFF indeed!

3) Her intelligence: Okay so there isn’t much to say here. But “That’s hawt!” anyway.

2) Her “wild” ways: Just because she has seen and spent some time inside a jail cell, it doesn’t mean she deserved it! During those days, she had to endure life without a cell phone, a housekeeper and her credit card. Yup, it’s a hard life when you’re a socialite.

1) Her socialite status: This is why I really admire Paris. Sure she has a few of her own successful businesses under her belt but she couldn’t have done it without her high-profile last name. This means she actually had to work (a bit) to prove to people that she’s more than just brains and beauty. Hm, I’m assuming it’s still a work in progress?

As you see, my love for Paris is quite deep and…real. If I ever have children and they are remotely as successful, talented and beautiful as Paris or happen to portray the same moral standards as her, well then I will be sure to never have any.

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When it comes to Hollywood, as the old and overused saying goes, there’s no such thing as bad press.

But we know that’s just bull. Such a line is used for people who, let’s face it, crave bad publicity because they realize others have finally caught onto their uselessness and lack of talent.

Lindsay Lohan, I’m looking at you.

Yet somehow, the month of March barely gave us any of these headliners. Quite impressive considering Tinseltown is full of train wrecks and yesterday’s news.

So, as usual, here are the best and worst moments in entertainment, music, and everything else pop culture that this month had to offer.

BEST:

5) Jessica Simpson’s “New” Bod: I actually wasn’t sure if this headline was a good one or a bad one. But it’s sad when a size two Jessica Simpson is classified as “huge” by various media outlets. Mind you, this is the same media that, one minute later, will question why young Hollywood’s caloric intake consists solely of air and water (it’s not as appetizing as it sounds. Seriously). Either way, recent photos show the country singer has slimmed down—and still maintained her curvy figure—proving that she still can have junk and look hot.

4) Aniston takes out the trash. Again: Apparently Mayer’s tweeting ways really pissed off Aniston to the point that she dumped the fame-whore. Yet Mayer claims he is not addicted to Twitter. However, this is the guy who practically runs after paparazzi/TMZ just to get THEIR attention. Yeah, I don’t buy it.

3) Desperate Housewife Gets Shocked: I still love Desperate Housewives. Even if it’s somewhat predictable. And while Nicollette Sheridan’s character should’ve died about three times already on the show, her recent accident may just be the end for her. Then again, she may “shock” us and come back. I mean, this is the woman who survived horrible relationships and an accidental attempted suicide. She’s a fighter. 

2) Earth Hour: If you turned off your lights for one hour during Earth Hour, you are pretty cool. This moment is quite the cultural movement as it requires millions of people around the world to commit one act simultaneously—in hopes of making the world a better place.  But if you are one of those few who threw an “anti-Earth Hour” party and turned on ALL your lights just to spite your neighbours, in the words of Red Foreman, “thanks dumbass.”

1) FNL is back: Today, I found out that the best show on television is back for another two seasons. Only bad news? Some of the most beloved cast members may not be back including the characters Matt Saracen, Tim Riggins and Lyla Garrity. FML.

WORST:

5) Junos. They suck: Did anyone actually watch these awards this year? Wait; does anyone ever watch this show? I tried my best to follow (really I did) but even Russell Peters couldn’t save this lame excuse that claims it celebrates “real Canadian talent.”

4) T.I. Goes to the Slammer: Is there any point of sending celebrities to prison? Really? We all know that most, if not all, serve less time (or no time at all) than regular folks anyway. And even if T.I does spend a year (or less) in prison, we all know his music career is far from being “Dead and Gone.” Oh come on, you saw that one coming.

3) Madonna finds Jesus, only to lose him. Again: Even though the Church doesn’t like her, Madonna somehow managed to proclaim “Hallelujah” once again after finding Jesus.  Or did Jesus find her? Whatever. The point is, according to rumours, the cross burner songstress must’ve lost her faith because she dumped Jesus. Hmm, this is not what the Bible taught me…

2) Sienna Miller dreams the impossible: Miller needs to grab onto Madonna’s heavenly leftovers or pray really hard if she really wants the unfeasible to happen. After her much-publicized affair with Balthazar Getty, this actress now wants to mend bridges and bring back her good girl image. Ooh suggestion? Quit acting. You’re not that good anyway.

1) Richardson’s death: The news of Natasha Richardson’s death was tragic and heartbreaking, but people really need to stop reporting on how this actress could’ve still been alive if, among many other things, she accepted medical care in the first place. Let it be.

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Now this rant isn’t about Brad Pitt as an actor because, I’ll admit, I’m quite a big fan of both his performances and his movie career choices.

But it’s his personal life that I’m not the biggest fan of whatsoever. 

He’s like the forbidden fruit – the apple that most women around the world would love to sink their teeth into.  Just ask Angelina Jolie or, years before, Jennifer Aniston. (Yes, I just mentioned those two in a sentence without picking one over the other. It’s possible you know).

Yet as people continue to argue that Angelina is a home-wrecker (because she partially is) and that Jennifer makes shitty movies (because, for the most part, she does) I’ve always wondered why no one bothered to look at the real problem here.

You know the problem that connects these women’s troubles in a way that most people do not realize.  Or at least they choose to not remember.

The problem goes by the name Brad Pitt.

Are we going to forget that he was the one that was married during this whole affair ordeal? Sure, Angelina should’ve known better than to get involved with a married man (please, don’t argue that they did not “hook up” until after Aniston and Pitt divorced because whether they had sex or not prior to the breakup, they were emotionally involved. And emotional cheating is still that…cheating), Brad was the one with the wedding band around his finger. Not Angelina.

Yet where is his share of the blame?

On the one side, people blog that Angelina is quite the harlot for ruining the Aniston-Pitt marriage. I wouldn’t use that word exactly but I wouldn’t refer to her as “Santa Angelina” (cough, Perez Hilton) either. However, Angelina tries her best to move forward and not look back at her past mistakes. She has yet to wear a vile of Jennifer’s blood around her neck and, for that reason alone, I choose to still like her.

Now for Aniston.

Yes she tends to make bad movies (except for ‘The Good Girl’) and she dates jerk bags (John Mayer anyone?) but it’s hard to move on from your past lover when his face, alongside his new bed mate’s, is smeared across the news 24/7. Really. You try get passed that. I give her kudos for doing her best to put her foot forward one step at a time with a smile on her face. And I give her credit for praising her ex in public while simultaneously refraining from some hardcore Angelina bashing. That takes strength.

But then again, so does dating Mayer.

So why is it that no one really criticizes Brad? He is, to some extent, solely responsible for ruining both of Angelina’s and Jennifer’s lowered image. Prior to Brad, people didn’t have to choose between Angelina or Jennifer. And, as you may have also noticed, both women lived somewhat more respectable lives.

Angelina was known as a strong and successful actress who, on an odd occasion, made out with her brother in public.  But she seemed stable and she didn’t need a man to make her happy.

Now half the world hates her.

Jennifer was a confident woman who was loved for her cute and quirky roles. We loved her as Rachel on ‘F-r-i-e-n-d-s’ and, before, she could do no wrong.

Now the other half of the world hates her.

And yet Brad walks away with what sort of damaged image?  Not one really. Which is why, one day, I secretly look forward to the headline:

“Angelina leaves Brad. Takes their 12 children and moves in with Jennifer.”

Cheers to that.

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You know that fellow er, whatshisname, the one that’s in every other freakin’ movie lately?

You know, just to name a few, the guy who plays Phoebe’s husband in the sitcom “Friends”?

Or, better yet, the dude who gets high on shrooms with Ben in the pop culture hit “Knocked Up”?

What’s his name again? Paul Rudd? Yeah, that’s him.

I love him.

And so do you.

He’s witty (a huh), charming (quite a bit), cute (in a geeky way) and just impossible to hate.  From his breakthrough role as Josh on “Clueless” (“like, whatever”) to his current role as Peter in “I Love You, Man” (“Slap the base!”) this actor is winning both men and women over with his movie roles.

He’s the guy that everyone, men and women, want to not only befriend, but also sleep with. I call it the “Clooney-Depp” syndrome because, if you haven’t noticed, Clooney and Depp are the only other two actors that are rarely disliked in the entertainment world.

And it’s because they rock too.

But back to Rudd.

From his roles as the constant “best friend”  in various films, to his latest leading spot in the bromance flick, “I Love You, Man”, Rudd always manages to steal a big part of the spotlight.  He has an almost perfect career, with minor “what was he thinking?” movie choices (like the disaster film ‘Over Her Dead Body’ a.k.a. ninety-five minutes of my life I will never get back).

But overall, Rudd manages to win audiences over and over. And it’s for that very reason that I bring you this short homage to some of my favourite Rudd movie moments and movie lines:

4) The weird guy in “Romeo and Juliet”: Remember that odd boy named Paris in the modern version of Romeo and Juliet? The one who was supposed to marry Juliet (Clare Danes) but another lad named Romeo “stole” her away? He dressed up like an astronaut, or an moron, to the party at the Capulets? Yeah, I knew you would remember. Without him and his creepy affection toward Juliet’s mother, this movie would’ve just been a tragedy—minus the comedy.

3) Surfer dude in “FSM”: “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” was a great movie. Russell Brand was brilliant and hilarious, but it was Rudd’s brief appearance as a surfer instructor that still gets me laughing. “I wonder if the carpet matches her…” is still probably one of the funniest movie lines. Well, after Aldous Snow’s “I’ve lost a shoe…have you seen it anywhere?” speech, of course.

2) Mr. Crap Bag in “Friends”: I adored the show “Friends” and, to this day, I will religiously watch reruns. One of my favourite episodes, hands down, is when Mike (Rudd) threatens to change his name to Crap Bag. Best line in the episode? “If you ever forget my name, just think of a bag of crap.” Ha – Loves it.

1) Loner Peter in “I Love You, Man”: If you haven’t seen this movie yet then go see it. You will mimic the phrase “Slap the base” Paul-Rudd style for days. Hilarious I tell ya. Hilarious.

Now, as I anxiously await the next Rudd box office hit, I have to say just one more thing.

I Love You, Paul Rudd.

I Love You, Man.

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When it comes to life in Hollywood, it’s almost impossible to escape the spotlight. From breakups to hook-ups, to career breakthrough and downfalls—we know all about it.

And while some stars deserve the attention and fame—we can’t quite figure out why others get it.  From the train wrecks to those that manage to lead somewhat normal lives, here’s a list of the top five under/over rated celebrities.

UNDERRATED:

5) Pussycat Dolls:  While these dolls are better known for their minimal outfits or their “people can bend that way?” dance moves, they rarely get credit for their music.

Their most recent album ‘Doll Domination’ is actually really good (except for their hit single “When I Grow Up”). When you compare these gals to their less talented yet skankier music rivals (hint: Girlicious), these ladies deserve some true recognition for their work.

4) Natalie Portman: Besides her ridiculously stunning girl-next-door looks, Portman is one of the most undervalued actresses in Hollywood. We never hear about her personal life and, as far as we know, she’s one of the remaining few to never enter rehab. She blew us away with her acting chops in movies like The Other Boleyn Girl, V for Vendetta and Star Wars, proving she is more than just a pretty face.

3) Ellen Page:  She’s only 22 and already she has a career people twice her age envy. She’s charming and witty and her character in Juno makes us wish we had her as a best friend. Best of all? She’s Canadian. How cool is that, eh?

2) Edward Norton: Hands down, ‘American History X’ is probably one of the best movies about neo-Nazis ever (minus a certain graphic scene in the prison shower). Either way, Norton has more talent in his pinky than some men have in their entire heads (not that one. Get your mind out of the gutter).

1) John Cusack: From his peculiar performance in War Inc to his eerie role in 1408 (which made me forever swear off hotel rooms with the same number), Cucask proves he’s more than a talented actor and, if you’ve seen him in any interview conferences, you’ll see he’s a complex man in real life. And while Hollywood does appreciate this man somewhat, they have yet to discover his true brilliance—and probably never will.

 OVERRATED:

5) Tyra Banks: For a woman who uses the word “fierce” to describe models more times than we say “scripted” to describe ‘The Hills’, she really knows how to make a word overused. Even though I once adored Banks—I no longer can stand her. Her annoying, one-word-per-minute “Lets…find…out…who’s…going…home…and…who…has…another…chance…at…becoming…America’s…Next…Top….(Useless)….Model” speech makes my ears bleed. Kudos to her successful career and awful talk show but woman, please quit trying to be so…fierce!

4) Megan Fox: She’s stunning—I’ll give her that. But yeah, that’s about it. Have you ever seen/read an interview with her? She makes Hugh Hefner’s Bunnies all look like Einstein. Now that’s not something you want on your résumé.

3) John Mayer: Sure he wooed us with “Your Body is A Wonderland” but it kinda stopped right there. This fame-whore is irritable and down right pathetic. Somehow Jennifer Aniston finds/found him attractive. I just don’t see it.

2) Jonas Brothers: Remember B4-4? Yeah I don’t. If their fame expired, why are these boys still around? Their songs aren’t catchy and the eldest reminds me of a creepy old man who somehow thinks it’s cool to pretend he’s still sixteen. Blah.

1) Miley Cyrus: Russell Brand said it best in an interview with MTV. Upon hearing that Cyrus released her memoir “Miles to Go”, he said the following:  “She’s only been alive half an hour. What’s she going to say: ‘The womb was warm’?”  Damn straight. At her age, no matter all the “hardships” she may have gone through, she doesn’t have enough valuable life experiences to really pen a book. Maybe she should grow up first.  But then again, this is the girl who claims she will “ruin” Radiohead for giving her the cold shoulder at the Grammys. This child needs to get spanked. And not by her boyfriend.

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This rant is long past its expiry date.

Just like Lindsay Lohan’s and Samantha Ronson’s relationship.
These two really need to grow up and move on. Even though I think these two deserve each other—both have successful careers (somewhat), unstable emotional and verbal outbursts and act like children in public—together they make Britney and K-Fed’s relationship look sane and normal.

Now that’s bad.

But really, how many times a week can we read about LoRon’s roller coaster relationship? This past week, TMZ.com reported that Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas in order to surprise her (wo) man. She showed up at the club where Ronson was spinning and, after a few drinks (what else is new?) and some trashy/wild dancing, Lohan went to the bathroom. When she came out, Ronson was already gone.

Ah, smart move.

However, the “Mean Girls” star was less than pleased. According to reports, the princess of useless actresses stormed down the escalator and screamed:“I can’t believe that f*cking b*tch left me!”

Clearly, Chris Brown isn’t the only one that needs some relationship therapy.
And the rest of that night’s encounter ends like all of the other Lohan/Ronson evenings.

Ronson drives off.

Lohan chases her like a frenetic maniac—hoping to salvage some part of their doomed relationship.

She catches up with her and they make up. Or she attempts to run her over with her Mercedes because we know she’s got quite the experience in crashing her car into things.

Either way, the cycle starts all over again the next day.

This is no wonder Lohan looks like shit lately (or more so than usual). When you act like a diva AND like a two-year-old—throwing temper tantrums left and right—it takes a toll on a person. Even a spray-tan—which usually gives people a somewhat glow that makes them look somewhat healthy—cannot salvage this child. Her cocaine habit, DUI charges/warrants and her alcoholic ways do not help her either.
The most pathetic part? These people have the resources to live a “normal” lifestyle and have the ability to create healthy relationships—but choose not to do so.

And while many could potentially blame Lohan’s father for his alleged past abusive ways as the reason for her erratic behaviour and inability to commit to either her love life or her job—it’s a poor and desperate excuse for a child star who is just a child.

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I love happy couples.

But I adore the awfulness of the terrible ones as well.

Whether you like to admit it or not, television couples are the best kind out there. From reality shows to sitcoms, we cheer on the Rosses and Rachels and roll our eyes at the Simons and Paulas. Either way, here’s a breakdown of some of the best and worst television couples.

BEST “They were made for each other” Couple:
Ross and Rachel: This is a given. Without Ross and Rachel, I wouldn’t believe in love. Before the birth of Emma, how many of us knew condoms were only 99 per cent effective in preventing pregnancy? Well, we do now. We thank the makers for helping bring these two together.

BEST “Married and Still Hot” Couple:
Mr. and Mrs. Coach Taylor: Friday Night Light’s Coach Eric Taylor and his wife Tami represent the most realistic portrayal of married life (or so I say). They fight, they get on each other’s nerves and they raise their children like real parents should. They also kiss and makeup. Now that’s (sexy) love.

BEST “Physically, mentally and emotionally mismatched” Couple:
Homer and Marge: Even though Homer has quite the extensive and impressive resume (he went to Space AND won a Grammy to name a few)—he is lucky to have Marge. This couple is the best ill-suited couple–in the world. They prove that opposites do attract—even if they wouldn’t in real life.

BEST “Why didn’t they get hitched?” Couple:
Mulder and Scully: Back in the day, I actually threw a tantrum when I first heard Gillian Anderson got married to her first husband. My outbursts consisted of “What about Mulder? Huh? Selfish witch” to “Do you know how this will affect your relationship with him?” So I quite couldn’t separate reality from fiction. Whatever. With sexual tension that strong, no one takes kagillion years to kiss anyway. No one.

BEST “We actually made it work” Couple:
Ryan and Trista: The most “fairy-tale” couple to ever come out of ‘The Bachelor’ or ‘The Bachelorette,’ would, without a doubt, be Trista and her super sexy husband Ryan Sutter. The two married in 2003 and are currently expecting their second child any day now. They give us hope that true love can be found on a reality show—until, of course, we remember Melissa Raycroft.

BEST “Human with non-human” Couple:
Angel and Buffy: This list would not be complete without these two. How many girls can say they stabbed their lover, sent them to hell for a hundred years, and still had a strong relationship right after? Twilight fans—bow down. These two made humans+vampires relationships a sexy combination.

WORST “We pretend we hate one another” Couple:
Simon and Paula: We get it. You both suck. You both also hate one another but (not-so) secretly you two get it on. You constantly banter because you think it throws people off. Yawn. Old news. Next.

WORST “We thought it would work” Couple:
George and Izzie: I think we all upchucked just a little when Izzie and George hooked up. Just because you aren’t actually related to someone you view as a sibling, it doesn’t make the relationship any less strange. Or gross.

WORST “It will never go anywhere” Couple:
McDreamy and Meredith: Yes, another couple title devoted to Grey’s Anatomy. But really, no matter how much I once actually liked this couple; they need to let it go. The whole “will they” or “won’t they” story line is getting old. And boring.

WORST “We’re so full of it” Couple:
Spencer and Heidi: I hate wasting words on these two people. I rather watch an Olsen twins’ movie ten times in a row than look at these two ever again. Useless. Useless I tell ya.

WORST “Killer and Crazy Chick” Couple”
Dexter and Lila: If you know me, you know I love Dexter. You will also know that meeting Michael C. Hall on the set of this show made my year for the next fifteen years (yes, I’m THAT lame). Which is why I hated Dexter with Crazy—also known as Lila—from the gecko. These two were an ill match made in hell. Thankfully, by the end of season two, Lila was alive and well as all of Dexter’s other victims. Hoorah.

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Taylor Kitsch. Gift to mankind.  If his name doesn’t ring a bell, it will soon enough.

Think troubled/bad-boy high school football star Tim Riggins on NBC’s critically acclaimed show–Friday Night Lights (also known as one of the best shows on television). Sure he may play a drunken jackass/sweetheart in half—okay pretty much all—of the episodes to date, but he still manages to look undeniably sexy doing so.

And that’s talent.

But before his role as a high school fullback on the Dillon Panthers football team, Kitsch caught the eyes of many fans in David Richard Ellis’ Snakes on a Plane. Later, he also stared in The Covenant alongside pretty-boy wannabe Chace (yawn) Crawford. Sure the movies weren’t memorable (okay, I can’t remember either one) but Kitsch made it to the big screen.

In Hollywood, that’s all that matters.

Oh yeah, he also starred in the odd-ball flick John Tucker Must Die but heck, we all make career choices we aren’t proud of (yeah Britney).

Beyond acting, Kitsch is also a certified personal trainer and, at the age of 25, he became the youngest cover boy ever for Men’s Health magazine. Now that’s quite an accomplishment. Seriously.

Unfortunately, like so many other Canadian boys, Kitsch was set to become a professional hockey player, but a bad knee injury ended his career.

And after all that, if you still have no clue who I am talking about—it’s about time you Google. Trust me ladies, you will thank me.

But what will likely bring Kitsch to super-fame is his role as Gambit in the X-Men franchise spin-off X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Have you seen the promotional trailers? (Google it) Boy, it’s exhilarating. Hugh Jackman shirtless plus Kitsch equals? The newest aphrodisiac for women.

Who knew mutants could be so attractive?

But beyond his good looks, Kitsch is definitely worth watching out for. He’s talented and charming and, when he’s not filming, reports say he enjoys during charity work.

This Canadian boy is definitely a keeper.

Come May 1, 2009—when X-Men Origins: Wolverine—is released into theatres, you will never question who Kitsch is ever again.

You won’t even have to use Google.

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