(andPOP) - I love my celeb broads, oh yes I do. They look good for whackjobs, plus they make me feel better about my own sanity.
Anyway, I may be out of the loop but does it seem like Paris really has changed her ways? I really thought so, but
I think blowing pot smoke in people's faces goes against her vowed nunnery.
How Nicole Richie had enough weight on her bones to get
knocked up is beyond me. And why someone didn't snip Joel Madden's jewels long ago is just as big of a mystery - didn't we learn anything from the K-Fed procreation debacle over the past two years?
Seems she has
gotten out of her DUI trial for now. Nicole's lawyers came up with some bull about a key witness not being available, so her date to appear in court has been pushed back to August. How convenient that she'll be too preggers to appear in court by then.
How excited am I that my favourite spice, Victoria Beckham, is coming to this side of the pond next week and that she's bringing glorious hubby David with her. As a little preview to their arrival, Posh and Becks did a
steaming photo shoot for W magazine. Excuse me while I take a cold shower.
Click here to go see the photos. Click. Now!
What has my hot mess Britney been up to lately? Looks like she's
binging,
in trouble with child services and
working on a new single for the umpteenth time in the past year. Yep, nothing new there.
And here's a shout out to those Canada's Next Top Model broads. Yes, thanks to Jay Manual, I'm addicted to the Canuck version of my American favourite. Here are the fingers crossed for Tia or Cori to get the boot tonight and for my girl Rebecca to take it home.
