(andPOP) - Despite the snow out west and the heat in central Canada this past week, summer is indeed upon us. I know this by the amount of teeny flesh I’ve suddenly been inundated with while shopping this past week.
US Weekly’s pushed this by publishing a survey listing the hottest bikini bodies and six-packs in Hollywood. Jessica Alba and Kelly Slater were named the top chick and dick, respectively. Drew Barrymore, Evangeline Lilly, Jake Gyllenhaal and Zac Efron were the others listed as summer-ready in US Weekly’s survey.
If you’re sitting there furrowing your forehead at these choices, you aren’t alone. I’m furrowing now. There are plenty of sexier (and more famous) celebs out there who are ready to go nearly-nude this summer.
Ladies first. Nicole Scherzinger – a.k.a. the lead Pussycat Doll –is part Hawaiian, Russian and Filipino and all gorgeous. Top it off with her kick-ass attitude and smokin’ dance moves and it’s clear Nicole will be providing her own heat this summer.
It really doesn’t matter what you say about Lindsay Lohan. It doesn’t matter that she was accused of DUI this weekend, doesn’t matter that she pulled a Nicole Richie a couple years ago and did the skeleton, doesn’t matter that her acting skills are overshadowed by the drama that follows her. LiLo is sexy. Maxim thinks so. I think so. She’s got more fashion sense in her coke hand than any other young Hollywood bimbo and will be keeping us entertained all summer with hot shenanigans.
My other favourite hotties on the girls’ side include Cameron Diaz, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel, Tyra Banks, Katherine Heigl and Rachael McAdams.
The sexiest guys out there right now? No one, and no, I mean no one, comes close to Justin Timberlake. Singles from his sophomore disk
FutureSex/LoveSounds will tear up charts and get booties shaking this summer just like "Sexy Back" did last. Strip away the ridiculous talent and you’re still left with pure hunk. J.T.’s gotten hotter as the years have gone by and if, in the unlikely event his next album should flop, buddy can always take his abs into the modelling business.
T.I. will also be making your summer a sizzler. His new disc
T.I. vs. T.I.P. will be out in July and he’s already made my temperature rise along with Akon and DJ Khaled in the new song "We Takin’ Over." Considering you could grate Parmesan on his stomach and swoon over his baby face for hours, T.I. is easily one of Celebrity Noose’s top hot summer bods.
Other guys I think will steam up the season and beyond? Pirates of the Caribbean’s Orlando Bloom, 300’s Gerard Butler, James Franco, David Beckham and Daniel Craig.
Agree with my choices? Disagree? E-mail me at
nicole.feenstra@andpop.com and let me know.
