(andPOP) - Hmmm... Since I'm having a Britney-free February (just like the Associated Press is going Paris-free) news seems to be a little slow this week. Maybe the celebs are still on their best behaviour from the Oscars this past Sunday?
Or, at least they were on their best behaviour during the show. After, Helen Mirren blew her nose! and Eddie Murphy took a lesson from diva supreme and Dreamgirls co-star Beyonce and threw a tantrum after he lost the Best Supporting Actor category. Props to J.Hud, though, for winning Best Supporting Actress. Seeing Beyonce's uncomfortable face during Jennifer's acceptance speech was reason enough to sit through the 12-hour show.
Angelina Jolie: mother to the unloved, Brad Pitt's sex toy, savior of half of the developing world. And now, wannabe journalist.
A day in the life of Paris isn't complete without a driving-related infraction and resulting visit from the sheriff's office.
In attempt to actually create an image for himself, James Blunt is taking a lesson from Paris. Yes, James, I think car-realted mishaps are all the rage right now, too.
Who let Julia Stiles crawl out of the Goodwill drop box she's been hiding in for the past three years?
Thank God at least one dumb blonde realized Uggs are named what they are because they are 'effin ugly. PETA-hugging Pam Anderson took scissors to her Uggs because she finally realized they were made from sheepskin. Oh, Pam. I love you. Now, make baby Jesus happy, all you prosti-tots out there, and stop traipsing about with your faux bed hair and Juicy track pants tucked into your Uggs. It is not hot to tuck your pants into your shoes, y'all.
Nicole Kidman is going to appear on Nip/Tuck as a nose job patient. I would have thought she'd be going in to finish her sex change.
My lovers Timbaland, Timberlake and Furtato released the video for their collaborative effort "Give It To Me." The video is as unoriginal and poppy as the song, which means it will be a hit. Jokes, jokes. I love you, Timbertato.
