(andPOP) - So Canada is getting in on awards season time by announcing the
Junos. That's pretty much all I have to say about that.
In other boring news, little Canadian lovebirds Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds have
ended their engagement again. Does anyone freakin' care? These two were so boring that their first breakup barely registered on gossip radars. Besides,
sexy Ry-Ry surely can aim a little bigger than Alanis now that he's a little more high profile. He once said he liked her because she only took a few minutes to get ready. It shows and that ain't a good thing.
More proof country singer/jerk Keith Urban is gettin' a little too Hollywood (no thanks, I'm sure, to his
husband wife, Nicole Kidman):
he's suing some painter because he has the same name as him. Well, excuse me, Mr. Urban. Apparently this painter from New Jersey is "is misleading people into believing the Web site belongs to him and is selling merchandise as if it were produced or endorsed by him." Oh, please, Keith. You aren't so fabulous that I'm gonna start buying oil paintings. Seems someone's golden locks are taking over the ol' brain. No more chemical hi-lights, Keith!
Also, Mr. Kidman's fugtastic wedding dress
won some top wedding dress of the century award. O rly?
My boyfriend, Stephen Colbert, has just had a new ice cream flavour named after him. Yummy Ben & Jerry's unveiled the
Americone Dream flavour from the Colbert line. Will there be more? Perhaps a Taste of Truthiness? First he gets a
'Shwa holiday, then an ice cream? Lover is on a roll.
Another one of my boys, Akon, is spilling some pretty delicious dirt about Eminem and his baby mama Kim Mathers. Apparently the couple, who have been married and divorced twice,
are back on again. "He can't live with her and he can't live without her. But they are meant for each other. They are engaged again," Akon spilled. Aw, he's her lobster.
Britney Spears and K-Fed are extending their
child custody agreement as it seems neither of them actually wants to take care of the kids. I thought the day would never come when I'd say that they may actually be better off with K-Fed. At least he's working, even if it is in some
Superbowl commercial or in a gorey new photoshoot where he
fakes dead. Britney, unless you're releasing that
album, you ain't working hard enough!
P.S. Gossip blogs are all a-twitter over
this TMZ video of TomKat trying to get jiggy at a Marc Anthony concert. That ain't a dance, y'all. That's a scientologist love-making ritual.
