Newlyweds New Season Starts Wednesday

(andPOP) - Jessica Simpson. If Dr. Frankenstein were to dissect her brain and transfer it into his new "creation," I do not believe that it would get to the sidewalk before contemplating whether or not its Louis Vuitton bag matched its shoes. Unsettling image isn't it? What isn't unsettling is more episodes of the beautiful pop singer and husband, ummm, uhhh Nick something, slated to resume their new season on MTV June 16 at 10:00 pm.

Two years have already gone by with Newlyweds and the money train has yet to stop with spawns like the Nick and Jessica Variety Hour, which will be aired again (this time with new material) before Christmas 2004, various commercials (including Pizza Hut and Hershey's Liquid Mints), and a sister with her own show (The Ashley Simpson Show).

With all of the fuss looming around these stars, one has to ask oneself, is it all too much too fast? The "veteran-weds" faces, mostly Jessica's, grace every form of media in circulation. Their skyrocketing professional careers seem to be flying at an alarming speed with nowhere to go but down. Very similar to that of Smarty Jones' unfavorable quick start out of the gate, the duo maybe destined to lose speed at the finish line.

I cannot sit here and say that I do not watch Newlyweds, for being able to see the intimate life of eye-candy Jessica Simpson is certainly motivation to not change the channel. However, if the world gets too much of something all at once, hatred angst and annoyance is soon to follow (i.e. J-LO).