The Hills Recap: Nana Knows Best

(andPOP) - Audrina Drama Queen Patridge finally understands she's ruined a friendship over a dumb rumor. She wants to make peace with Lauren Conrad, but Justin Bobby is another story. "He's very good at manipulating," Audrina admits to Casey. It took her this long to notice; has she been living under a rock? Brody Jenner comes over to use LC's pool and talk about the situation: "Why you bangin Justin Bobby?" Ugh -I'd rather not see 'JB' and 'bangin' in the same sentence. Brody tells Lauren to leave Audrina since "people like that …are constant drama." I guess Brody doesn't realize he's caused enough drama himself. He gives his opinion on humanity: when people change "some change for the good and some for the bad." Lauren realizes Brody isn't the best person to get advice from and talks with Lo Bosworth and later with Whitney Port. Both agree Audrina is in the wrong but Lauren should at least hear what she has to say. LC does just that. She and Audrina meet up and Audrina FINALLY apologizes. Lauren explains herself, "Some crazy person told you a crazy story." Audrina admits she feels like an idiot for not trusting LC and Justin. Lauren can't believe that Audrina would put her in the same category as Justin. He's giving her so many reasons not to trust him but LC hasn't. Lauren explains that it's about trusting the right people. A dude named Dino doesn't count. Audrina hates being the bad guy and tries to win some sympathy points. She admits she hasn't been happy in awhile: "I don’t know who I am anymore." Tears gushing, she announces: "I've learned to become my own best friend." Maybe now that Audrina has Lauren back, she doesn't have to be a loner.

Spencer Pratt is trying to make Stephanie Pratt a loner by stealing their Nana away from her. Heidi Montag encourages him to invite Stephanie to come visit Nana with them. While this is a nice gesture, Spencer cannot let a situation be without being a douchbag. This time, he does everything he can to make Stephanie feel guilty for not seeing their Nana often. He comes off as the favourite and makes Stephanie look like a bitch. He tells Nana that Stephanie befriended his enemy. Nana advises them that family and siblings are most important, "you can trust him and you can rely on him." Oh Nana, if you only knew. The next day, Stephanie and Nana go for a walk in Santa Monica Beach. Stephanie admits that she feels excluded but doesn’t want to fight with Spencer for Nana's attention. She hints that Spencer is not as great as he seems but Nana admits she doesn’t want to know everything.
Nana: "Life is sometimes a bucket of worms and you don't know what to do about them."
Stephanie: "That’s how I feel about Spencer."
Does this mean she doesn't know what to do about Spencer or he's like a bucket of worms? Probably both, the dude is slimy.