The Hills Recap: Holly Montag= Matchmaker?

(andPOP) - Holly Montag is trying to break up one couple while reuniting another. She has enough of Spencer "nice" Pratt and wants him out of Heidi Montag's life… for good. She hopes this will patch up Heidi's friendship with Lauren Conrad. Early in the episode, Holly, LC, and Lo meet for drinks at S Bar. Lo spends the entire time telling Holly that she reminds her so much of Heidi. Is that supposed to be a compliment? Lo's probably worried the Montag sisters will reunite with LC and she'll be left in the dust.

She might be onto something. Heidi sends Lauren an apologetic letter taking responsibility for their fight. Holly comes over to see LC and again tells her how sad Heidi is about everything. We get the point Holly, Heidi is sad. Now get over it. Holly also wants to know what Lauren thinks of the letter. LC's opinion: it's nice but… why can't Heidi just admit that it's all Spencer's fault? All of North America knows he's an ass and Heidi's the one who lives with him; I'm sure she's noticed. LC and Holly agree that Spencer ruins everything and things would be different if he had never met any of them. Um yeah, The Hills would be way more boring. Holly passes all the information she collects from LC over to Heidi. When Spencer overhears them, he gets mad that they're discussing "she who must not be named". Holly gets Heidi in trouble when she tells Spencer about the letter. But Spencer puts on his priceless want-to-punch-him-in-the-face-smirk and admits that he doesn't care that he ruined Heidi's and LC's friendship since it makes his day a little bit brighter.

Audrina Patridge is trying to brighten up her day as well. She goes on a date with a guy named Colin. During dinner they find out they have so much in common… like music. Whoa, that's so rare! They both like music, they must be soul mates. It seems like Colin cinches the deal when he passes Audrina's "What kind of drunk are you?" test. Colin is a happy drunk whereas Justin, as Audrina explains, is a rude one. They decide to go on date number 2. Unfortunately, Audrina has to end their relationship before it even begins by constantly bringing up Justin. She admits that he's the "only thing, like, holding me back." No wonder there's no date #3, how much emotional baggage can a guy take? Audrina comes clean to J-Bobby about her date. His take on the Colin situation: "You've got a winner, dude...Nice is good. Nice gets you far. He went so far that he's not here." Justin Bobby's other memorable lines include his romantic comments to Audrina, such as "What's up dude?" and my personal favourite, "Could I tattoo your butt?" I can't wait to see what more lines JB comes up with next.