The Hills Recap: What happens in Vegas… is Spencer being a douchebag…again

(andPOP) - It's the Season Finale! Tension continues heating up between Lauren Conrad, Lo Bosworth and Audrina Patridge, and Justin Bobby is encouraging it. He and Audrina go house-hunting at a loft-like pad as he advises her to move out. She’s not the only one feeling the tension. Whitney Port questions Lauren Conrad at work about her roommate situation and LC’s response is: "I just don't see her that much." Umm don’t you live together? Lauren Conrad really sends a message when she explains her relationship with Audrina: "The thing we have in common is that we live together." Shouldn’t best friends have more in common than a roof? Oh wait, they have separate ones.

In order to try to make peace, Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth organize a roommate dinner and invite Audrina Patridge to partake. A new Lo-ism emerges as she starts eating: "This is so not going to be good for my behind!" Lo expresses concern that she hardly knows Audrina and isn’t really close with her. Shouldn’t you not gossip about someone when they live with you? At least have the decency to do it far away! Audrina maybe telepathic as she skips dinner and walks by without any words to her roomies. Lauren Conrad finally gets the courage to have a heart to heart with Audrina. Audrina comes to the root of the matter and explains that she feels that LC has been ignoring her. Audrina blames Lo for pushing them away. LC can't take the criticism and gets defensive. I agree with Audrina, even if LC doesn’t. May I remind her of the puppy mommy comments? The two still don’t seem to see eye to eye as LC leaves in tears. Break ups and moves out seem to be on the horizon. Lo has won this roomie war.

Stephanie Pratt hasn’t won the roomie war as Spencer is still sleeping on her couch after she told him to move out. His reason "Heidi made me lose my mind." Newsflash buddy, you lost it awhile ago. Spencer questions good ol' sis about where Heidi is. Stephanie tries to keep it a secret for all of two seconds and admits that Heidi is in LA and might be planning on staying there. Spencer’s bright idea: go to Vegas. Didn’t he learn from Colorado? Why can’t the guy just wait a week? Spencer and Stephanie head off to Vegas so Spencer can be a douchbag in a different city. Heidi Montag is with Sam Nazarian and Brent Bolthouse looking into the casino market. Heidi as project manager? Something is bound to screw up. And who better than Mr. Screw-up himself, Spencer Pratt, to do it. Spencer gets Stephanie to call Heidi and find out where she is. This girl needs to choose a side and stop being so schizo! Spencer walks in on Heidi and her bosses having drinks. He steals her away in order to confess his undying love without any romance or emotion; at least the words fit: "We need to be together… come back to LA with me." This seems to work as she chooses to fly back to LA with him as opposed to a private jet with her bosses. However, she doesn’t even let them know about it. Maybe Elodie will get her job now? Seems like coming back to LA with Spencer and maybe starting an Aquarium /Arcade/ Graffiti Company is appealing.