(andPOP) - When did Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag decide to switch best friends? It seems that LC is cozying up to Stephanie Pratt, while Heidi does lunches with Audrina Patridge. LC's theory: Heidi is just trying to get close to Audrina because she is mad that Stephanie is friends with Lauren. That's real nice LC, tell your bestest friend that the only reason someone is befriending her is to get back at you. I know The Hills is supposed to revolve around Lauren Conrad, but she doesn't have to be so rude about it! In this episode, Audrina seems to have even less of a backbone. She doesn't argue with Lauren, nor with Heidi. Audrina Patridge just likes to sit and look pretty, like in her nude photos.
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Lauren Conrad joins Whitney Port at People's Revolution for the Mercedez-Benz Fashion Week. Is she actually voluntarily working for she-devil Kelly Cutrone? It seems that LC had met Cutrone previously and Whitney remarks on the crying phone call she had received due to it. "I remember your first meeting with her, you were practically crying!" Nevertheless, Lauren seems to win her over with Kelly Cutrone telling her that she went from "super-slow" to "fashion-glow." I still don't get how LC has all week free to volunteer at the fashion shows when she supposedly still works at Teen Vogue. The set up for the shows featured really anorexic-looking models and even shots of Mikey Minden, Robin Antin's choreographer (he wasn't famous enough to be mentioned or talked to). And yet, LC mentioned that she would love to work there. That is probably because she somehow got fired from Teen Vogue but we never noticed.
However, the entire episode did not revolve around LC. The episode is titled "Girls Night Out" and Lauren Conrad is missing. Instead, Heidi Montag, Stephanie Pratt, Audrina Patridge and Chiara Kramer (Audrina's co-worker) head out to S-Bar. I've had girls' nights out and mine are way more fun. The night consists of them all bashing Spencer, including Spratt herself. At least they aren't partying at Les Deux for once. Of course Spencer Pratt shows up to get the party started. Heidi is shocked when she sees him. Heidi is not only mad that her "boyfriend" crashed her girls' night out, but wants to resort to physical violence when she spots him chatting up and drinking shots with two chicks. Last episode, Spencer tells Stephanie that he has a master plan for winning Heidi back. I guess his plan involves hitting on other chicks in front of her (Two-possibly underage chicks; Spencer does ask them how old they are). Spencer loses points for being the dumbest boyfriend ever, but he does get props for shaving off his goatee. Although, Heidi isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer either. Who goes on a relationship vacation? If you're calling it a vacation, you're enjoying the break WAY more than the relationship. Spencer doesn't understand the term either. But he's just mad because relationship vacation to him means he ain't gettin' any.
