Expectant dads, Mila Kunis has a message for you.
The actress made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night and was visibly upset when host Kimmel mentioned that he and his wife “are pregnant.”
Not taking the nonsense any longer, Kunis got off her chair and grabbed Kimmel’s microphone to give an open message to all the men in the world.
“Stop saying you’re pregnant!,” she said at the beginning her of her passionate monologue. “Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song?! No.”
The actress then goes on to complain about how pregnant women can’t have anything, with one of those things being alcohol.
“Do you know how many shots of tequila we had?! None,” she growls at the camera. “Because we can’t have shots of tequila! We can’t have anything! Because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall sleep!”
She then ends the PSA with a group of pregnant women each holding and eating out of a tub of ice cream.
“You’re not pregnant! We are!” she says in solidarity with the group of women, making the whole thing very empowering.
Good on Mila for making this clarification. There’s nothing more annoying than men saying, “we’re pregnant” when all they did was help make the baby (which was the good and fun part).
That is of course, if they end up in a situation like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the film Junior.