“You know the best kind of revenge, I always say, is to write a number one song about it,” she said.
Asides from commenting on what single life is like for her in Elle Magazine, Miley Cyrus has stayed relatively mum about her former fiancé, Liam Hemsworth — until now.
The Bangerz singer had more than a few choice words to say about her relationship with Hemsworth before she performed “Wrecking Ball” during a surprise show at London’s G-A-Y night club last Friday. She even calls the actor a “piece of shit” and says the best form of revenge is to write an inescape
Piecing together what she allegedly said from this GIF set and the video above, here’s her rant below:
“Suddenly it’s so weird. You go your whole life on your own and by yourself. And then all of sudden, one motherfucker comes in and suddenly you feel empty and incomplete when they’re not around. That’s some fucking bullshit.
Fuck those assholes! And when you don’t know what else to do you know the best kind of revenge, I always say, is to write a number one song about it. That will take care of it.
Oh yeah, honey, you don’t want to see me? You don’t want me to call you? You don’t want to hang out anymore? Okay, well have fun getting into your car and every time you get into your car, you’re going to hear my fucking song on the fucking radio, you piece of shit.
That’s right! And then I’m going to take all my clothes off, and I’m going to sit on a giant ball and I’m going to swing around and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most watched video in 24 on VEVO. I hope you enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life.
And every time you get in your car, you’re going to hear my fucking song on the rucking radio, you piece of shit. That’s right. And then I’m gonna take all of my clothes off, I’m gonna sit on a big, giant dick — sometimes two — I’m gonna swing around and then I’m gonna hold the record for the most watched video on VEVO.
So then — you know, you can tell a lot about a person — I think you can tell how big their dick is by how much confidence they have usually, and if I was a dude I’d probably have a really big dick, ’cause I feel really good about myself now. So I’m gonna tell those motherfuckers that broke my heart, particularly one, to suck my fat dick and to enjoy hearing this song for the rest of your life. This song is called ‘Wrecking Ball.’”
TLDR: Miley Cyrus more or less said that Liam Hemsworth is a piece of shit, he can’t escape her success thanks to her number one song, and he can go suck her imaginary dick now. She then rode a giant blow up penis to the delight of her audience.
Crazy, we know.
Her rant follows rumours that Liam tried reaching out to Miley after she was hospitalized for a severe allergic reaction to antibiotics last month. They reportedly spoke briefly. If true, we wonder if their exchange resulted in another fight. To our knowledge, she has never spoken out against Liam during any Bangerz tour date.
It’s all very weird but we suppose it’s always better to talk about your feelings rather than keeping it bottled inside.