When it comes to communicating with the opposite sex through social media, everyone could do with a coach. A misplaced winky face or a less than intelligent tweet, Facebook wall post or text message could mean the difference between scoring a date and buying a cat to fill in that gap of loneliness.
On his quest to find the one on Tindr, one man turned to Jaden Smith for some social media flirting advice. No, Deadspin writer Samer Kalaf doesn’t know Jaden personally but he is a fan of the 15-year-old’s Twitter account.
With tweets like:
Pay Attention To The Numbers In Your Life They Are Vastly Important.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 4, 2014
Once You Understand How This World Works Living In It Becomes Much Easier.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 10, 2014
Jealousy Just Reassures Your Love.
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 5, 2014
Who wouldn’t be? He does, after all, have “the observational skills of a college freshman who just completed his first philosophy class.”
So how does Jaden Smith as a Tindr coach fare? Samer puts him up to the task and messages a few lucky ladies on Tindr. Here are the results (click on images for hi-res):
These girls stopped being impressed after a while.
This girl was smart and figured it out right away.
This girl appears to be totally in love with Jaden but she’s probably trolling our dear writer.
So what’s the lesson here? All girls are different and can see through your shit, duh.