Your Favourite Celebrities Get Travoltified

Posted on March 4, 2014 by
John Travolta at the Oscars

John Travolta introduced Idina Menzel’s performance of “Let It Go” at the Oscars on Sunday. Or, he should have. Instead, he completely butchered the pronunciation of the super famous broadway star’s name and introduced the super non-existent “Adela Nazeem” (who, by the way, has her own fake Twitter account now).

Even though Travolta’s brain was a huge failure, it did lead to the Travoltified meme. We tried out some of our favourite celebrity’s names to see how a maybe-probably-drunk John Travolta would pronounce them. Grab a slice of pizza and scroll down!

John Travolta's name Travolta-ized

First up is Travolta himself and we think “Jan Thozomas” is a perfect fit. Imagine John Travolta, but as a Spanish pool boy.

Justin Bieber's name Travolta-ized

“OMG DID YOU HEAR? Julian Butter’s song ‘Baby’ just hit a BILLION views on YouTube!” Ugh, no.

Beyonce's name Travolta-ized

No thank you, John Travolta. B is one of the only artists who can get away with one name – Beyonce is perfect. Brodie is not.

Selena Gomez's name Travolta-ized

It’s closer than Brodie, but still, get the fuck off the stage.

Miley Cyrus' name Travolta-ized

We’d probably still twerk at a Molly Cozzins show. Miley, take note of this if you ever want to switch things up.

Miley Cyrus' name Travolta-ized

Okay, John’s back to having a cement truck mixer for a mouth.

Louis Tomlinson's name Travolta-ized

Wait, Louis is your son, Jan Thozomas!?

Harry Styles' name Travolta-ized

Harry could probably pull this one off, but four E’s isn’t ideal.

Liam Payne's name Travolta-ized

Another close one on the last name, but throwing a hyphen in out of nowhere is just rude.

Zayn Malik's name Travolta-ized

Chill on the E’s, Johnny boy!

Jay McGuiness' name Travolta-ized

Jia is a little weak. But Magnus makes up for it. We’re on board with this one.

Tom Parker's name Travolta-ized

Sounds like something you’d have to have a prescription for. Going to pass.

Max George's name Travolta-ized

Mia Greez has a pretty great ring to it. We’re on the fence.

Siva Kaneswaran's name Travolta-ized

Absolutely not.

Nathan Sykes' name Travolta-ized

We’ll accept this one, but only if Niven Scones is constantly giving out free scones. We love scones. Four scones for ANDPOP. And none for you, John Travolta.

Cody Simpson's name Travolta-ized


Drew Chadwick's name Travolta-ized

Honestly, how do you not know who these people are?

Keaton Stromberg's name Travolta-ized

Even farther than Drew’s. Get ready to be played off, Johnny.

Wesley Stromberg's name Travolta-ized

Spermons? For real? I think I hear the orchestra, time for you to go.

ANDPOP's name Travolta-ized

We deliberated over an official name change for about twenty seconds, but Ashton doesn’t really have the right ring to it. See you never, Jan Thozomas.

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