For a song called “Dark Horse,” there’s surprisingly no darkness or horses in Katy Perry’s music video. Katy, however, is the queen of her own castle pyramid (?) who has a long line of suitors hoping to win her heart.
There’s also lots of Egyptian imagery, stripper poles, twinkies and sorcery. Juicy J even emerging from a sarcophagus just in time for his verse because, you know, that’s the thing to do. Just ask the Backstreet Boys: