I may need to take a quick trip to Japan right about now and it may or may not be because Japanese pet supplement company B&H Life has begun selling cat wine.
Yeah, that’s right: wine for cats.
Now before you get excited or terribly sad over the idea of cats getting crunk like Lil Jon (is he still around?), “Nyan Nyan Nouveau” wine is non-alcoholic. It does contain juice made from Cabernet grapes, Vitamin C and catnip. In other words, your cat will either seem high or horny, according to this site.
Will that ruin my dreams of having a chill night with my future cat family? Never. I can picture it now: I’ll pour myself a glass of wine after a hard day and then I’ll pour out a bowl of cat wine for my homies. Then we’ll just sit by the fireplace and contemplate. I don’t care if our video editor, Jacob, says that might be the saddest party ever, it’ll happen… One of these days.
But not before I have my Winston Bishop from New Girl moment:
That’s went you know I’ve hit rock bottom and yet, there’s no way to go but down further into the hole of cat lady-ness.