Speaking as a future cat lady to be, having a bride toss a cat behind her into a crowd of lonely single woman instead of the traditional bouquet sounds like a terrific idea. Unlike the bouquet, a cat guarantees that the lucky (or unlucky person, depending how you feel) will not have to endure lifetime alone because boom! She just got a new pet. It’d also be a great way for those aforementioned single women to temporarily forget that they couldn’t wrangle up a date in time for the nuptials.
Obviously, this is also a terrible idea because it’s not a very nice thing to do to a cat. There’s also the danger of the cat scratching wedding guests up into bloody messes. No bride would willingly pay to remember that moment.
See more photos of brides throwing cats on bridesthrowingcats.com. (Duh!)
[Via The Knot]