There are a few ways to approach a cat. Running at them with your arms open while yelling, “Just let me love you!” is not one of them. There are also many different ways to massage a cat, but who cares about that when every line out of this lady’s mouth is amazing? Take for example, this brilliant opening line:
“If we understood fluent ‘meowing’ your cat would tell us petting is passé because your cat wants a massage. No lotions or oils needed.”
We’re only learning the essential life skills here at ANDPOP.