According to Mean Girls, Halloween is “the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” I didn’t think much of it until I finally grew out of
begging for candy from strangers trick-or-treating and was old enough to go a legitimate Halloween party. Because I’m not one to parade around in a skimpy outfit, I’d rather just buy a unicorn onesie and just be done with costume shopping.
Before super model Cara Delevingne started instagramming photos of herself in cute animal onesies, finding one in an adult-size (or, at the very least, a husky boy) was difficult. You know what was also difficult? Trying to find a ready-to-wear costume that wasn’t terrifyingly racist and/or incredibly slutty because let’s face it: there are just some costumes that shouldn’t be slutty.