My goal in life is to find someone who likes me enough to nurture my bacon-habit by signing me up for a bacon of the month club. After reading this third grader’s list of goals for the school year, obviously I haven’t been dreaming big.
Not only does this kid want to learn what gases are present in hyper nova, he wants to become a nerd, play “cod” (we assume Call of Duty) with his friends and eat a rack of ribs covered in bacon. THIS KID WINS AT LIFE.
He was also clever enough to leave a blank space after “learn how to” because he most likely wants to learn ALL THE THINGS because why the hell not?
If this kid is our future, I’d like to think we’re in good hands.