Jason Mortensen was having trouble with his memory after he woke up from hernia surgery. He also happened to have forgotten that a) he was married and b) who is wife was. Luckily for him, his wife Candace was still the apple of his eye even if he couldn’t remember exactly who she was. He even begins hitting on her and later can’t believe that they’re actually married: “Oh my god. I hit the jackpot!”
You’ll be getting a lot of brownie points for that line, good sir.
[Via Tastefully Offensive]