For 22 years I’ve been trying my hardest to grow a beard. Alas, I’m left with a hairless chin thanks to those darned XX chromosomes I possess.
How could you blame me? Beards just look like a lot of fun to have. Just imagine sitting in the back of any class, looking relax but incredibly intelligent as you stroke the ends of your majestic beard. Are you afraid of looking old though? Just shave the whole thing off and boom! Instant face lift without the surgery (well, that’s what I learned from my years of watching Oprah’s magical makeovers).
Still not convinced? Just check out Ben Garvin‘s Magic Beard grow and disappear. Amazing!